Facebook 2014-June-08 - Of course you know, this means war

[Ghost Got Double Dipped]

Wait, at first he was begging for crap now he's pissed off at people for giving him stuff? Jesus, is there ANY pleasing Chris at all?

 

[Holdek]

What on Earth made you think the account termination had to do with listing his violin incorrectly? Unless I'm missing something all of those emails were about him requesting PayPal payments instead of using their system.

Spoiler

http://static.kiwifarms.net/public/updates/fb/2014-06-08_ebay_war/ebay_war_1.jpg

 

[Ron_Swanson]

Update 5
Chris follows up his last request for money by groping about the CWCki and the CWCki Forums receiving donations.


http://static.kiwifarms.net/public/updates/fb/2014-06-08_ebay_war/fb_donations.png

Uh-oh! quick, shut down the Cwcki before he gets the idea of asking you for royalties.

(Also, for once giving out his email was kinda smart. Bet there are weens out there sending pennies to him via paypal and giggling. )

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I'm not sure if this has been mentioned but I love "Any and all offers will be read and disregarded." Why read if you're going to disregard them? What a random threat to make.

 

[Arkangel]

Update from Chris:

 

[Hyperion]

What is he talking about with the forum donation thing? Is he talking about the box? Is he angry about the donation button on the CWCki? I can't decipher what he means about anything!

 

[Chairman Meow]

I noticed his Paypal email is iammrc [at] aol.com . As in "I AM MR. C".

I wonder if this was tied to Bob's email account (and bank account) when it was set up originally, especially since Chris has been on Ebay for quite a few years. And aside, I'm not sure there would have been much reason for a manbaby who's virtually never worked a day in his life to have had his own bank account.

 

[Null]

I noticed his Paypal email is iammrc@aol.com. As in "I AM MR. C".

I wonder if this was tied to Bob's email account (and bank account) when it was set up originally, especially since Chris has been on Ebay for quite a few years. And aside, I'm not sure there would have been much reason for a manbaby who's virtually never worked a day in his life to have had his own bank account.

It is. Bob's vanity license plate was I AM MR C and it's likely that jesusguidesme2 was his account.

 

[Chairman Meow]

It is. Bob's vanity license plate was I AM MR C and it's likely that jesusguidesme2 was his account.

I thought the plate was "I B MR C", but the Cwcki was failing me trying to search for such short keywords.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

So if no one pays $1000 then Chris will lower his price to $1000?

There's autism in action.

 

[cmcki]

it's likely that jesusguidesme2 was (Bob's) account.

The account's 13 years old - Chris wouldn't have had an ebay account for 13 years.

 

[Ruckersvillian]

Only Chris could turn something that might usually garner him some sympathy into an excuse for acting boorish.

 

[Chairman Meow]

The account's 13 years old - Chris wouldn't have had an ebay account for 13 years.

I think it's far more likely that he has, and that this has been his account (or at least primarily used by him) since 2001.

Ebay doesn't show the items involved in a transaction for feedback more than a few years old, but surprisingly, the very first seller to leave feedback for jesusguidesme2 back in 2001 is still active on Ebay - gorte13.

A quick look at their Ebay listings of items for sale shows mostly collectibles, sports cards, and CCG cards. In fact, the first few listings when you bring up their seller page are...Yugioh cards.

I think we all know which Chandler would have been shopping at an online cards and collectibles retailer, and it's not Barb or Bob.

 

[Cwckifan]

So just to clarify, Chris gets kicked off of eBay for violating their TOS, and then not only blames the CWCki forums, but demands compensation from us too? Christ on a cracker, does anyone else see some glaring parallels between this, and that time he said that Snyder put up the game place sign to trick him? How long before this too ends with a lawsuit/attempted vehicular manslaughter?

 

[Holdek]

The account's 13 years old - Chris wouldn't have had an ebay account for 13 years.

Why not? He would have been 18 when he started it. And he was buying stuff for Megan

Really, the better evidence is that it's called "jesusguidesme2" instead of being "Sonichu" or "CWC" related.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

The account's 13 years old - Chris wouldn't have had an ebay account for 13 years.

I can see him helping his parents operate an ebay account though. I get the feeling it was more Bob AND Barb's ebay account for when they thought they could sell something and Chris just managed it (otherwise Chris most likely wouldn't even know the login/password). Back then I think there were glamorized news stories of people selling knick-knacks and ending up getting a huge sum. For a hoarder like Barb that would just fuel the delusion that all the crap she was stacking had value. The account would of been made around a year after Chris got out of high school so Chris and Bob would have been back in Ruckersville with Barb. I remember someone posting some pics and it showed the beginnings of the hoard from around that era so it'd made sense for an ebay account to be created around then. It'd be funny if ebay actually fueled some of Barb's goodwill runs, making her think she had a chance at striking gold.

 

[scxthursday]

I have a feeling that Chris's eBay account is going to get banned real soon...of course, he could probably just make another account or try to get back up on the site somehow I'm sure...

His eBay account will more than likely be banned once he realists the drawing at the same price. We all know the description is going to be the same, with outside offers and what not.

 

[scxthursday]

I'm not sure if this has been mentioned but I love "Any and all offers will be read and disregarded." Why read if you're going to disregard them? What a random threat to make.

Because he's a idiot and tries to look smart.

 

[StallChaser]

So if no one pays $1000 then Chris will lower his price to $1000?

There's autism in action.

I think he meant he would draw other pictures. Cheaper pictures (in every sense of the word). But that particular one will still be $1000 until the day he dies...

 

[Fapcup]

Ew, spit that out, you know where it's been.



There was ONE single screenshot he did where they specifically mentioned the Strad. So, like I've mentioned, I know a lot about orchestra/string instruments so I feel like a complete fool for not noticing it before; but a friend of mine (also instrumentally inclined) pointed out that what Chris hasn't isn't even a Copy of a Strad; it's a Copy of a modified Strad violin. Meaning that someone took the original Strad, modified it, and then what Chris has is a copy of that modification. So him using "Strad" in his title was against ebay rules. But like you guys said, that one listing isn't what caused this; this was because Chris can't follow da rules and gets mad at trolls when someone calls him out. I still have NO clue how this is anyone but Chris's fault; but obviously he thinks it's anyone but his fault.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A "STRADIVARIUS COPY"!!!

Stradivarius made hundreds of instruments, many of them different from the others in small ways, and he didn't have a specific, unique characteristic that could be copied. In terms of aesthetics and the design, an expert might point out a couple of characteristics that were typical for Stradivarius, but for everybody else, including 95% of people who can play a violin, it just looks like a violin.

(And yes, obviously you can find violins with fake "Made by Stradivarius" labels, on the inside. But advertising one of those as a "Stradivarius copy" kinda goes against the whole scamtastic idea, to put it there in he first place: To make money off suckers who think it's genuine...)