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- Apr 14, 2014
It just might. Hell, I'm tempted to try it myself. Stupid people tend to donate money to even stupider causes, or so it seems...
There are lots of people out there worse off then him. There are people being slaughtered like animals in some parts of the world. There are people dying of preventable diseases or because they can't get access to clean food and water. And poor, sheltered little Chrisshun is worried about getting more fucking Legos, as if he didn't have enough already. Pretty disgusting, eh?
Somehow, I can picture him waddling over there every morning and excitedly waiting for the mailman like some sort of fat little puppy. Kind of a funny image actually.
Which is kind of a hoarder thing. "I've already got one, but its opened! How could I not buy sixteen more! They were on SALE so its almost like I'm saving money." I'm sure some of that behaviour was learned from Barb of course. I wonder if Chris knows (or cares) that he could buy individual Lego parts online. Like eBay and such. And often substantially cheaper than dropping $40 on another playset that he already owns anyway just so he can get the bloody door...
Actually, while we're on that train of thought... how exactly does Chris play with Legos anyway? I know he's awfully proud of that "replica" Manchester High abomination he built, but does he ever take his toys apart and reuse the pieces in different ways, or are they pretty much permanent things? When I was a kid, we' build stuff but also take it apart (and inevitably lose or misplace parts along the way). Chris doesn't seem particularly creative, though. I wonder if he takes more comfort in having simply done it and then placing on his ever growing stack of clutter...
There may be some truth in this. I think hoarders are generally unhappy people, and the people who live with them doubly so. Its not Chris' fault obviously. He grew up living with Barb relatively late in her life and he never knew better, but I'm sure he didn't like living in a house where piles of crap were stacked about the stairs, even if he never expressed it. Too bad the Chandlers are making the same mistake once again. Even Chris doesn't deserve that. He might even have a decent start on... well, I'd be lying if I said a normal life, but certainly a better life than what he's led so far... if only they'd get rid of the damned hoard.
Well, that's kind of how Chris seems to work though. He's basically a giant kid. And even at that he's immature. I mean, yeah, we all played with toys and video games at some point in our lives, but most of us eventually grew out of that phase at some point when it became embarrassing to bring that stuff to school. We moved on. Got involved in activities. Took an interest in the opposite sex (or the same sex, whatever floats your boat). But not Chris... he continued to actively play with his toys well into his college years (at least that's what he said in his Mailbag), and I get the feeling it was more creepy than endearing.
So yeah, it makes perfect sense that he would go for the "everything" option, because he's basically like a 7 or 8 year old asking his parents for everything on his bloody Christmas list. And he fully expects complete strangers to go along and pat his ass by buying it too.
to get his greasy little hands on. His justification? They were lost in the fire about four months ago. Modular kits like the Grand Emporium or the Palace Theatre don't come cheap, nor do most of the kits that he's listed. Given what we know about Chris, he hasn't given us a good reason why we should piss our own money away to get him material possessions instead of sending him things that he might actually need. It's good that some of you guys did try to help him even if he was an asshole to you guys. That should speak volumes about the kind of people that post on this forum. What Chris fails to realize is that when someone give a man a fish, he feeds him for day. If that same someone teaches him how to fish, he can feed himself for a lifetime.
s on ED with STRAIGHT images of 
-on-china sex. And now e-begging for toys? He lost them in a house fire that he was partly responsible for in the first place.
