2017-Apr-11 - Chris exclusive interview

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It's weird how some of you guys are loling at what's super typical autistic traits in Chris. Ofc he's going to just sit on a blanket, rocking back and forth to the music, not talking to anyone.

He's done a WHOLE lot more stuff worth noting, and it's all thanks to unchecked autism, and whatever other unchecked shit he has going on.

That being said, I feel like a better interviwer could have done the job way better, if they could pick apart his behavior and mannerisms without having him squirm and make him uncomfortable. I'd love to see a high functioning sperg interview him and just be like "Why?". He can't use his autism as a scape goat then.
 
The thing I am curious about are the claims of Chris being a social butterfly at the event. One of the interviewers claimed that Chris just sat on his blanket, rocked back and forth from the music, and talked to no one. Yup, lesbians just love that sort of thing, it makes Christine all the more tribbable.

I am guessing they mean social butter, because he's a fat fuck
 
In all honesty, there were a couple really interesting nuggets in this interview for me. Yeah, Class-A weening, but this demonstrates just how genuinely ignorant Chris is to supposed common knowledge, e.g., sign of the cross, not know what "oppression" meant, diverting the God conversation to Matt Groening. It unfolded as an interview with someone who missed several critical milestones in knowledge development.
 
I noticed at the very beginning of the video, he touches one of the toys Chris Chan has, then starts wiping his hands onto his jacket and says I probably shouldn't have touched that. But the thing I'm noticing is, he is transferring anything from the toy onto his clothes. If something nasty is on that you then you are spreading the nastyness onto your clothes. I would not want to dirty my clothes like that.
 
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I'm kind of surprised none of you have heard of braveryjerk before. Its a community on reddit started about 5 years ago as a backlash against the Ron Paul circlejerk on the site. It was fairly popular but it kind of fizzled out about 2 years ago, which is about the same time the first video was uploaded to the braveryjerk youtube channel. So I'm guessing the guy uploading the videos/pateron etc. is a moderator who only became involved fairly recently.
 
I noticed at the very beginning of the video, he touches one of the toys Chris Chan has, then starts wiping his hands onto his jacket and says I probably shouldn't have touched that. But the thing I'm noticing is, he is transferring anything from the toy onto his clothes. If something nasty is on that you then you are spreading the nastyness onto your clothes. I would not want to dirty my clothes like that.

He's wiping his skin color on to that poor Sonichu figurine.
 
I noticed at the very beginning of the video, he touches one of the toys Chris Chan has, then starts wiping his hands onto his jacket and says I probably shouldn't have touched that. But the thing I'm noticing is, he is transferring anything from the toy onto his clothes. If something nasty is on that you then you are spreading the nastyness onto your clothes. I would not want to dirty my clothes like that.

He's not actually disgusted about the toy. That's not to say that Chris isn't smelly and gross in person but he's just wiping his hands on his pants to play up to the 'Chris is gross,' narrative for laughs. It's not particularly funny
 
I'm kind of surprised none of you have heard of braveryjerk before. Its a community on reddit started about 5 years ago as a backlash against the Ron Paul circlejerk on the site. It was fairly popular but it kind of fizzled out about 2 years ago, which is about the same time the first video was uploaded to the braveryjerk youtube channel. So I'm guessing the guy uploading the videos/pateron etc. is a moderator who only became involved fairly recently.
You are shocked we have not heard of a reddit mod? Literally anyone can create their own subsection and make themselves a mod.
 
I can't tell if he's wearing fake tits, has mantits, or is growing boobs from hormones.

They're autistic chest-tumors.

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"Chrisssssss start the reactor"
 
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You are shocked we have not heard of a reddit mod? Literally anyone can create their own subsection and make themselves a mod.
I have absolutely no idea if the guy even is a mod (of a 5 year old subreddit with 17,000+ subscribers) and I even said that in my post. So what are you on about?
 
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