2018-07-13 - Special IRL Stream - The DSP infomercial network

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kitty kat?

  • kat

    Votes: 33 42.9%

  • no kat

    Votes: 44 57.1%
  • Total voters
    77
She's allowed herself the privilege of eyebrows. Which is something positive, I guess.

I didn't think 'Hater' comments were reaching her. But that's pretty telling to me.
 
All I know is she put on too much eyeshadow and she apparently is getting in shape for her eventual escape from castle Goutenstien.

But Phil can't run worth shit, so you'd think he'd goto the gym on his off days but that requires a better man than him. So the Kat has work buddies and gym douches that might eventually awaken her faster than Leanna was.
 
when someone asked "Kat is it true you are an uber drive?"

That shit got banned FAST a.f

Maybe there is some truth to it then? Cause wasn't there some bs about her needing a drivers license there to start work as well?
 
Maybe I'm dumb, but don't most states roll your drivers license and id into the same thing? Like unless she never got a license in her home state it shouldn't have a been a problem. Unless the shit was expired or she a 27 year old woman has NEVER received either.
 
Waveysauce said:
when someone asked "Kat is it true you are an uber drive?"

That shit got banned FAST a.f

Maybe there is some truth to it then? Cause wasn't there some bs about her needing a drivers license there to start work as well?
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I couldn't find that in my chat logs, but that might be because it was deleted. I've never tested to see if my logs keep deleted messages.
 
CausticMinory said:
Maybe I'm dumb, but don't most states roll your drivers license and id into the same thing? Like unless she never got a license in her home state it shouldn't have a been a problem. Unless the shit was expired or she a 27 year old woman has NEVER received either.
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Usually depends on how good public transit is (and sometimes how your family is situated financially). You can get IDs that aren't driver's licenses.
 
I don’t understand why these people throw so many quarters at these people. The questions are horrible and kat can barely give an anwser.

His chat reacts like it’s the first time they’ve even interacted with a woman
 
SoapQueen1 said:
I couldn't find that in my chat logs, but that might be because it was deleted. I've never tested to see if my logs keep deleted messages.
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I don't have anything in my logs either. And they usually catch deleted messages. @Waveysauce , you got any idea what the username might have been? Even just a partial would help. Or something more exact that they said.
 
honestly, most of the time kat was just looking around and laying back in the seat. i dont think she wants to be there or with phil. shes probably getting into shape to leave his fat ass here soon
 
I voted for YES KAT, but I did not really think she will be there.DSP disappointed me once again.
 
Phil: Okay Kat. Someone wants you to read this joke. It's a joke, okay.

Kat: [Look of dull, slightly vacate incomprehension]

Phil: See this. Its a joke.

Kat: [manages to string words together in a monotone completely devoid of comedic delivery]


The only thing she managed that approached personality was answering how she handles being sad. And she only answered that after an exchange with Phil that went something like

Phil: Okay Kat this is a question for you but you don't have to answer it.

Kat: Oh... Uh...

Phil: So I can read it and you can decide if its too personal.

Kat: [Blinks a few times blankly, the deer like tension in her eyes beginning to rise] Is it a... troll question?
 
Wew look at them bra-straps. They had to make sure the farms knew she wasn't wearing lingerie this time :stress:
  • She downloaded the Audible App, was going to get the new Stephen King book but didn't because she saw some peepul didn't like it. Hasn't watched or read anything from Stephen King 'in a while', can't seem to name any of his work.
  • She used to take classes in college on 'Drawing and Photoshop'. She likes to write 'random stories'. Those are all her hobbies besides gaming.
  • She has never played Runescape.
  • Her favorite pasta is Rigatoni.
  • Doesn't like clowns(Said unironically while sitting next to Dave) Though she laughs at all Dave's clown antics.
  • They are in agreement they don't want children(Halleluiah). Dave goes on a rant about how expensive they are. Might get a pet instead.
  • She doesn't think Phil has any free time to exercise. "We barely see each other because he's working. It sucks, but whatever." Her favorite exercise? "I like to do everything."
  • She used to drink a Monster Energy drink everyday.
  • Kat and Dave do not play video games together.
  • Was asked her opinion on Resident Evil: The Final Chapter. She made Dave watch it. Wanted Dave to say his opinion first. Dave didn't think it was good, he thought it was alright. She did not offer her opinion.
  • Asked 'What's the craziest thing you've done at a party?" Says "I've never even been into parties," sounds suspiciously like she said 'I've never been in a party' on first listen.
  • Last night Dave farted and she started spraying "perfume" around. Dave says, "She's been very good about my general bodily behaviors and fuctions." What a romantic Dave is.
  • She doesn't want to be in Dave's stream all the time because 'Trolls call her names'.
  • Dave is very touchy about his goatee being called 'patchy'. Says, 'IT'S NAHT PATCHY! I'M GETTING OLD, THEY ARE WHITE HAIRS AND BECAUSE OF MY CAMERA IT LOOKS PATCHY." How dare you nudnigs slander Dave's immaculate goatee that definitely isn't hiding his jowls.
  • Kat loves cats and has had many cats throughout her whole life. (Cats live like 14 years. What the fuck happened to all these cats?)
  • She likes dancing. Has no Dance training. Goes silent when prompted to elaborate.
  • Asked what the biggest piece of trash game ever is. Says 'No Man's Sky' (I swear this girl is some sort of pod-person, or she has some type of mutant Alzheimer's where all her memories reset every 4 years) she then thinks really hard while Dave is ranting about his history of trashing games and says 'The Order 1886', Dave then tells her why she's wrong like an absolute Chad.
  • Someone asks, "Isn't this 'Ask The King & Queen' and not an IRL stream?" Dave then explains how sitting on the couch answering questions for quarters IS real life and talks shit about people who actually do activities for them.
  • Was watchng Dave's original P5 playthrough because she was playing it too. She never finished it and would never go back to it.
  • She does not care about the World Cup.
  • Really enjoyed doing YouTube and Twitch. Says she had to stop because @neger psykolog found her channels, she definitely didn't stop 9 months previously because Dave spouted paraniod detractor rants at her to make her stop. Thinks about doing an Overwatch stream on Twitch.
  • Twitch user ob1kenobi434 says, 'I agree with Kat. Trolls are rude and mean, and when the trolls who you(DSP) are rude to me, I was streaming, it really hurts you inside.' Definitely don't go bully this guy or DSP will perma ban you. I'm sirius, stahp it. I'm sirius. Stahp.
  • Dave had a 'leg spasm' on his way back from the doctor from being diagnosed with 'what's wrong with his back'. Hasn't driven on a highway since. Calls legitimately being afraid he would careen off the highway and die because he couldn't work the pedals an Anxiety Attack(Unclear how this would have caused him to steer off the highway or do anything other than gradually slow down). Wonders if he still has highway driving related Anxiety Attacks(He's never had one to begin with).
  • Kat has had 'Full Blown Panic Attacks'. "It really feels like you're going to die."
  • Asked if she was big into any other shows besides 'The Walking Dead'(She's mad they're killing characters she likes so didn't watch season 8 ). Lots of silence, then says they are older like 'The Office', doesn't own them now but did own the seasons on DVD. (What happened to this girl? Did she have to sell her favorite show for bread? Was she evicted prior to her last place kicking her out and lost all her possessions?)
  • It's been too long since she's watched 'The Matrix' triilogy for her to have an opinion on them(mutant Alzheimer's confirmed). Dave rants about them, says the ending was shit, they are exciting entertainment not meant to be taken seriously with your deeper thinking suspended because you will be so confused you're not going to get it. Kat can't remember anything about them.
  • Her favorite Overwatch hero is 'the new one, Hammond the Hamster'. She plays a few different characters and can't name just one. D.Va favorite Tank, & Moira favorite Support. Used to play Symmetra, she's 'completely different' now so she doesn't play her. Says of the Symmetra changes, 'It's cool, I like it, but I don't like it. I don't know.'
  • Austmink cheered for derich to ask 'Last night my mom & dad were constantly fighting & shouting. I was very tired. When you were little did your parents ever have fights?' Dave says they did and mentions a generic word salad about parents fighting. Dave doesn't give Kat any prompt to add anything. Kat get's a thousand yard hurt looking stare when Dave says, 'Sometimes parents break-up. . .and it sucks that some kids get put inbetween and have to go through that,' to which Kat adds 'Yeah'.
  • Dave refuses to discuss Pro-Wrestling on stream. Probably due to how much of a closeted homosexual he looks like doing so. Says his finishing move would be 'A huge anal blast or something'.

Now no one has to watch it. There are 8 ads on the video. Dave didn't even have streamchat open for the first half-hour. Neither Dave or Kat ever interacted with streamchat. Dave's bald spot is visible even with his hair combed over it.
I think we can call her Doormat Kat.
 
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There's something really unsettling about Kat. I can't put my finger on what it is, she's just subtly 'off'. It's like Kat was a real person, but the person who's on camera now is some The Thing-like alien bodysnatcher that saw a bunch of weeb shit and Matrix DVDs around her apartment and realised she should probably like those things but can't answer any questions about them.
 
So what I get from Prince Lotor (I won't watch this shit myself, so thanks for the summary):

Kat lacks a lot of self-confidence, has difficulties creating own opinions and just repeats what others say. So yeah, I see how they both fit together.
"Hey Kat, move to me, I'll pay you the trip and everything" - "Yeah, eh, okay, whatever I guess. *blank stare*"
The gym must be the highlight of her day.

Dann girl, just stream how your heart tells you. Apparently Phil made you paranoid of haters, of course cuz this is his favorite topic. There is nothing to be afraid of, don't fear to say something" wrong", just have some fun. Create your own opinions honey, Phil talks shit all day and inflates minor inconveniences to universal problems.

If there is one person in this house with real depression, it could be Kat. There is also this smell of religious indoctrination, this demon possession bullshit won't come from nothing.
 
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Prince Lotor said:
They are in agreement they don't want children(Halleluiah).
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At least the two of them have enough combined brain cells to make ONE good decision.

Prince Lotor said:
She doesn't want to be in Dave's stream all the time because 'Trolls call her names'.
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Wow, someone with even thinner skin than Phil.

Enjoy your hermit life Kat, where you never become a real person and never do anything meaningful with your youth.
 
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