2019-03-17 - New Zealand Police: "We would like to preserve any posts and technical data including IP addresses, email addresses etc"

[AJ 447]

And I don't give a single solitary fuck what section 50 of your faggot law say about sharing your email. Fuck you and fuck your shithole country.

king of the 1st amendment

Stay safe Kiwis, the government wants your right to shitpost and awoo freely.

awoo is cultural appropriation from cool doggos, and I, for one, don't appreciate it

 

[HeyYou]

Thanks Null, we're fucked now.

 

[Near]

Killer used guns

NZ: BAN GUNS

Killer recorded videos

NZ: BAN VIDEOS

Killer listened to remove kebab and initial D

NZ : BAN MUSIC

Killer went to a mosque

NZ and co. : Uhhh don't go to mosques

Why even stop halfway?
The guy used facebook, drove a car, walked on two legs, you could hear him breathing too.
Just ban all of that too. Why half-ass it

Also >Will definitely consider what you have said.

 

[UptownRuckus]

That response from the cop had me laughing for about a minute. It's too good

 

[von Hapasbourg]

oi you got that shooter's information loicense, cunt? Hand 'em ovah o' face those consequences, lad

 

[Herbert West Reanimator]

God damn. I could cry tears of patriotic joy and I think I feel my red blood imbuing itself with additional white and blue hues as I type this.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

I might be gay but i honest to god am proud of your response null

gave me a shiver

 

[Mocha Shaka Khan]

Based, im sending him my thoughts and prayers.

 

[Fish-Eyed Fool]

NZ: BAN GUNS

NZ: BAN VIDEOS

NZ : DELETE THIS

NZ and co. : Uhhh don't go to mosques

Why even stop halfway?
The guy used facebook, drove a car, walked on two legs, you could hear him breathing too.
Just ban all of that too. Why half-ass it

Clearly considering who his targets were, the next logical step is to delete Muslims.

 

[eldri]

Entire Anglo-land police force vs one Florida Man.

I can see the porn titles now: "Kiwi Farmer Cucks Kiwi Goverment"

 

[Dick Pooman]

I don't think there could have been a better reply.

 

[Niggernerd]

Null doing America proud.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

Kind Regards

Regards

Press R for Regards

 

[tehpope]

Protect yourselves IRL kiwis.

Check the sites under my Avi / my custom titles. https://thatoneprivacysite.net/ has some good info on a ton of VPNs if you're looking for one.

 

[An Ghost]

1776 will commence again if you try to take our videos.

 

[eldri]

Protect yourselves IRL kiwis.

Check the sites under my Avi. https://thatoneprivacysite.net/ has some good info on a ton of VPNs if you're looking for one.

Also, https://www.privacytools.io/

Edit: My bad, it's in @tehpope's custom title

 

[wrangled tard]

Hi Josh

Appreciate your quick response.

Will definitely consider what you have said.

Regards

John

John Michael
Detective Senior Sergeant
E-mail: john.michael@police.govt.nz

He's been polite about it so you have no choice but to oblige. What a nice man.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

Could you please advise what legal process you require for this request and also confirm preservation of the data requested pending legal process.

WTF does this mean? "Could tell us which way you like us to fuck with you?"

Hi Josh

Appreciate your quick response.

Will definitely consider what you have said.

Regards

John

John Michael
Detective Senior Sergeant
E-mail: john.michael@police.govt.nz

If lolcows had responded as the good Sergent has here, I doubt we have much content as we do.

 

[Petrusha]

I want "Will definitely consider what you have said." tattooed on my forehead after this

Aotearoa BTFO

 

[Lens Serial# 0000713d7c]

Why does he have two first names?