I admit I havent been as active since escortgate but man Phil gave me quite a chuckle this morning. Also that ring looks like it's either an antique ring bought at a thrift shop or maybe it's phils mothers? That setting is very old timey.
Also, DSP..no pre nup? I look forward to divorcegate. Maybe Kat's pregnant.
She can't take anything he bought before the marriage. She only gets alimony for one year for every three years they're together until they've been married for 25 years at which point she gets it for the rest of her life.
In fairness, there's a very good reason Kat doesn't have family attending.
Count me among the people who doubt Kat is pregnant, by the way. Babies are expensive, dood. And he needs that money for basic bills.
I also agree with the people saying this is no scam because no money was spent. Look at Kat's amateur nail polish job, the hair, the makeup, the rings that are probably from Alibaba, everything.
Plus, I really do believe his parents paid for the few wedding expenses there were. It's a total mom thing to do, a lotta peepul want to plan a wedding that they're not the bride of at least once.
Exactly karma is real and justice will be... not swift but it will eventually come for Phil. Don't worry about it in my opinion. Life will hit him harder than anything we could do to him. That being said. Grats phil.
Dude, Phil rolled a 9 luck stat in life. Peepul in the chat have been saying that this is DSP's last year since 2013 and the roach is still alive and in sausage mode. It is what it is, nothing you can do. Can't change who you are, sounds good?
Kat does not have a criminal record. Being evicted doesn't convict you of a crime.
She can't take anything he bought before the marriage. She only gets alimony for one year for every three years they're together until they've been married for 25 years at which point she gets it for the rest of her life.
You would know better than I considering that you made a thread on her, but doesn't Kat have psych issues? If so, that's going to go well for DSP.
Congrats to the guy, but this is still a bad decision, both optics and relationship wise.
In fairness, there's a very good reason Kat doesn't have family attending.
Count me among the people who doubt Kat is pregnant, by the way. Babies are expensive, dood. And he needs that money for basic bills.
I also agree with the people saying this is no scam because no money was spent. Look at Kat's amateur nail polish job, the hair, the makeup, the rings that are probably from Alibaba, everything.
Plus, I really do believe his parents paid for the few wedding expenses there were. It's a total mom thing to do, a lotta peepul want to plan a wedding that they're not the bride of at least once.
This is true, but it seems really unlikely that not only was it a lie when DSP said Kat didn't want children, but in fact she wants them so much that she'd bring them into a debt-ridden household with Phil as the father, where both parents work (or "work") constantly.
And I doubt she has any moral objection to abortion, seeing as nothing forbids it in the dark inversion of Sacred Scripture that she recites at black mass.
Phil's paypigs will not be mad over his lying to get money to marry Kat. The same answer is given over and over again. Aren't you mad Phil took your money for project7? Aren't you mad Phil is asking for $1000 to buy a $200 camera (I don't remember the real numbers there)? Aren't you mad Phil made this game a Patreon goal, got that money, and asked for more money to play it? Aren't you mad Phil spent tax money on flying Kat across the country multiple times? Etc.
They always say, "I don't care what Phil does with his money. It is his money to do whatever he wants with it."
Some people give Phil money because they feel bad that people hate on him. Well, when Phil says he needs money for his house or bills or taxes and spends it on other things, that leads people to think he is a scumbag and hate on him.
I don't have much faith in the marriage lasting. Kat cheated on Suberu man with Phil. While this doesn't necessarily mean she will cheat in Phil, it isn't out of the question. Phil is a serial liar. How can Kat believe anything he tells her? "Yes, I lie to thousands of people on the internet, but it's my job. I would never lie to you, baby."
I hope they have fun bonding over their common interest of laughing at how stupid all the trolls are for thinking Phil is a slimy sleazebag who begs for money and sucks at his fake job. Ha ha ha! Look honey, these idiots think I scammed viewers to pay for the wedding! Uh, wrong! I scammed my parents to pay for it! Ack ack ack!
I'm honestly bored by this, people have been calling this for monhs. It is pretty funny to me that Phil had to fly across the continent to get the only 2 people he knows to sign the marriage certificate as witnesses.
To the blushing, overly rouged, bride: Congratulations on your decision to listen for the rest of your life to a whiney, delusional, narc screaming through the walls at children's games while his body whithers like someone in a vegetative coma.
(Timestamped at 49m36s if it doesn't work for you)
For anyone speculating on children, although Phil's answer of "It would be financially impossible" does give me a creepy crawly feeling, it's just the one reason he does reference (because all Phil cares about is money) when stating neither of them want kids EVER, and maaaybe at some point get a pet. I guess that depends on what kind of a liar Katherine is, because I'm pretty sure she can cuck him into anything at this point.
(Timestamped at 22m53s if it doesn't work for you)
Timeline: Halloween
Scenario: Mr. Burnell gets emotional because the trolls ran his girlfriend off the stream and sent her out into the night crying.
Reason this is odd: Mr Burnell's reaction was visibly weird. He wasn't his normal: "Damn you trolls you all suck" type of personality for the first part. He took a while to come into it, as if he was dazed by something. The best part I can think of to point this out is when he went to drink through that straw thing without his beard (Tevin made a comment about how he looked like a small child sipping at it). Maybe his mind was occupied elsewhere?
Timeline: Christmas Begathon
Scenario: For once, Mr. Burnell legitimately looks panicked. He didn't get enough money and he wants it, which is usual, but his 'MUH DEPRESSHUUNNN' nonsense after drinking his "Santa's Butt" was either some good acting or some actual human emotion for once.
Reason this is Odd: Usually Mr. Burnell is angry when he doesn't get money. He could be playing the pity card (he is good at that) but this doesn't play into my :autistic: theory so we're ignoring it.
Timeline: Post-Christmas Sickness
Scenario: Due to 'Extreme Choking' Mr. Burnell takes an entire week off. A whole week off of work for what can only be described as a minor sickness (by normal human standards).
Reason this is Odd: Money-hungry Burnell would usually jump right from one failed begathon to the next in order to capitalize off of maximum pity bux. This time, that did not happen.
Timeline: MUST GO SEE PARENTS IN APRIL
Scenario: Parents are sick and dying (wait no, actually they're fine you mentally ill stalker nudnik) and Phil and Kat MUST go see them in April. It has to be April. April is the month in which is MUST be.
Reason this is Odd: Money-hungry Burnell avoids a chance to tard cum pitybux from autistic fans right up to his tax deadline (an opportunity which he could not possibly miss out on last year.
Speculation:
On Halloween, Kat says something to the effect of "How could you let them treat your future wife that way??" Mr. Burnell is forced to consider a timeline in which his "OMG we're soulmates guiz" propaganda is actually true. He is visibly shook by this revelation.
Around Christmas, Kat tells him she's pregnant. His desperate pity streams and wide-eyed depression are a result of him considering his confirmed old bachelor life coming to an end.
After Christmas, Mr. Burnell takes time off to sit down and talk to Kat about what they're going to do about it. Maybe he wants her to get rid of it (Kat is sleeping on the couch now guys) maybe he just finds it hard to cope with the idea.
Around new Year's, Mr. Burnell tells his parents. They demand to see her, to get to know their future grandchild's mother. Of course they're oldschool so there's no question about it: the two of them MUST get married ASAP. It must be now because by that time it will have been ~24-26 weeks. Much longer and flying will pose a potential risk to the child.
Proof? I have none. Holes? This theory has many. But look into the eyes of this man, truly take a look. Does he look happy? Does he look proud? I think he looks resigned to his fate, knowing that he is now locked into this situation. There are no extra lives, there is no cheese to be had. He is now Darksydedad and his comfortable little life is forever in shambles.
This, to me, is the smile of the man who is dying of frostbite, of the man who is watching his life's work crumble, the man who is watching the world burn around him. "Oh well, I tried my best. No shame in accepting the inevitable" these eyes seem to say. Godspeed your poor, poor bastard.
Yep. This fall, we will be presented with Mini Phil.
Phil's used to being the ONLY baby in the household, so Mini Phil will present an existential crisis to Phil's id. Mini Phil will also present a financial dilemma. Does Khet stay home to parent full-time for at least four years or does she go back to work and leave it to the pigroach to feed, clean, and quiet his crotch fruit while streaming?
(if our janitors feel like this warrants a seperate thread, just let me know and I'll open one)
I'm seeing some "DSP got married so he must have used (all of) the tax-begging/emerald-seven dollars for this" quotes floating around, which would mean thousands and thousands of dollars. That begs (pun intended) the question: what could be the minimum amount of money DSP has spent to get married in Connecticut?
Rate me optimistic, but looking at the pictures of the rings, DSP's suit, Kat her wedding dress and the location, it really looks like an extremely low-budget happening to me. Let's try to dissect this thing, and come to some kind of price range/minimum cost. Due to DSP's claim his parents paid for the flight and stuff, it could very well be $0 that DSP spent.
DISCLAIMER: I'm not saying that DSP couldn't possibly have spent thousands of tax-begging dollars to arrange all of this. I'm just saying that the probability at this point in time seems rather low, mainly due to the lack of actual evidence of him spending that amount of money. Imho, most things actually point in the exact opposite direction, which I'll try to explain below.
The picture(s)
The rings
Well, at this point it's hard to say what they actually cost, but they don't look like any kind of expensive weddings rings. DSP's ring look very simplistic in design. If you'd ask me, they look like something handed down within the family or something, especially the one Kat's wearing, which is not uncommon. One of them or both could be second-hand as well, but IF they were bought in the near past, it almost couldn't have been more than, let's say, $400-500 in total for both the rings.
Possible range of money spent on rings: $0-500
The suit
The suit doesn't look like anything particularly special. Just something you'd rent for a day or some shit. DSP claims it's 10 years old, but it's not clear if it's actually his or someone else's. Could be his dad's.
Could it be 10 years old and actually still fit DSP? Hard to give a definitive answer on that, given the cropped out pictures etc., but if we look at DSP's face/bahdy reveal from July 2009, I'd say: why not? You can say what you want about DSP's fitness in 2019, but he certainly doesn't look fatter than back in 2009. He actually looks slimmer now, if you'd ask me. (no wonder with that horrible "diet" of his)
IF the suit was bought recently, you might be looking at a figure of $100-200. I did some searching, and you can actually get some pretty neat looking suits for that price, which look better than the thing DSP is wearing.
Possible range of money spent on the suit: $0-200
The dress
The wedding dress looks like it could be from the 1980's, tbh. Could be from DSP's mother, could be second-hand, could be rented, could be bought. Really hard to pin down a price range for a dress in the case it's bought, simply because the prices for wedding dresses/gowns can wildy vary from extra cheap to tear-inducing expensive. (women...)
So, in this case I'll go with my "low-budget" approach, and say it's a hand-down from within the Burnell family (most likely DSP's mother).
Possible range of money spent on the wedding dress: $0-
The voyage
This basically means the plane flights. A rounded 7-day trip from Seattle <-> CT for two adults in the Economy class ranges between $800 and $1300. DSP claimed his parents paid for this, so again we're looking at a "possible $0 expenditure" as a starting point.
Possible range of money spent on the voyage: $0-1300
The location
I'm not seeing any kind of special location where they had some a wild, gin-fueled afterparty where 70-year-old Aunt Mirna hit the bottle a bit too hard and started dancing on a table in just her undies.
Instead, we only get some photos taken from within the cramped parental home. They likely went out to dinner afterwards at least, which of course also gives room for the possibilty that DSP's parents paid for that. But in the case DSP paid for that, let's say a dinner for 4 might come down to $300.
If they actually rented a place - which I highly doubt due to the lack of actual friends and direct family that DSP and Kat have, AND DSP's claim of it being a small ceremony - it couldn't have more much more than a couple of hundred bucks. Let's say $500?
Possible range of money spent on the wedding location/"party"/dinner: $0-850
And then there's still the possibility of DSP's parents covering those costs.
Possible range of money spent on the marriage: $0-30
Conclusion
Possible range of money spent by DSP on "The 2019 Connecticut Marriage Saga":
Possible range of money spent on rings: $0-500
Possible range of money spent on the suit: $0-200
Possible range of money spent on the wedding dress: $0-?
Possible range of money spent on the voyage: $0-1300
Possible range of money spent on the wedding location/"party"/dinner: $0-850
Possible range of money spent on the marriage: $0-30
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Total: $0-2,880 (the dress not included since that could be anything, so going with the "handed down by family" theory)
Now, in the case of DSP not paying for any of that, does $3000 seem like an impossible amount of money for DSP's parents being able to fork over as some kind of wedding gift?
And remember: it's very possible that the amount is even substantially lower due to things like the dress/suit/rings already being in possession within the family and/or being rented and/or being second-hand.
At this point I say: yeah, sure, I can see how it's possible this whole thing could have costed DSP zero/not many dollars, mainly because his parents covered for it.
I do want to add that IF his parents covered the whole possible $3000 cost, it would still be autistic as FUCK to do this whole thing a week before you supposedly need to get an amount of $5000 to supposedly qualify for a payment plan on unpaid taxes.
Kids are expensive, I'd assume also in Renton preschools are probably pricey. It doesn't seem like phil has the patience for kids and he'd need to be in a position where he could cut back on streaming to help raise the kid.
Around new Year's, Mr. Burnell tells his parents. They demand to see her, to get to know their future grandchild's mother. Of course they're oldschool so there's no question about it: the two of them MUST get married ASAP. It must be now because by that time it will have been ~24-26 weeks. Much longer and flying will pose a potential risk to the child.
The "I have to see my parents" bit dates back to his Thanksgiving begging vlog. Your theory is maybe feasible, but only if Kat is somehow not showing at like 6 months.
...so much debt he has claimed to be in danger of maybe having to sell his home at the end of the year...but, has enough money plan a wedding. Plain gold band? Nope! Small, inexpensive diamond wedding ring? Nope! He buys a kite-set, princess cut Bridal Set.
Also imagine being scammed for your money, and then finding out you were scammed and congratulating the scammer by giving him more money because you know he’s going to make bank on his return stream. I’ll say over $2,000 on his first stream back.
Why would he care? Last year he got $3k, moved his long-distance girlfriend in, and then had the sack to hold yet another begathon on his birthday to try and get money to pay for the previous begathon's money. He even came right out and said that the back state taxes the funds were allegedly for were paid for on a credit card during his Thanksgiving begging vlog. Until his fans stop dropping loads of money, he's not going to change a thing.
Dude, Phil rolled a 9 luck stat in life. Peepul in the chat have been saying that this is DSP's last year since 2013 and the roach is still alive and in sausage mode. It is what it is, nothing you can do. Can't change who you are, sounds good?
I’m thinking more and more that this was a shotgun wedding. Remember how we had been commenting how kats been looking chubbier lately? I think she could be pregnant. Even in the wedding picture, grotesque makeup aside, those are some pregger cheeks.
Maybe Kat's pregnant.
