2023-11-24 - Роскомнадзор: "the Roscomnadzor is informing"

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

Maybe it's some random Ivan who has a quota to meet and knows the funny flightless bird site always has some garbage and won't do anything about it?

He probably browses the site during work, too.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

He probably browses the site during work, too.

I would assume so. I do it, others must as well.

I really wish Collaborative Data Services had a dark mode.

 

['Ole Dente]

how the hell did they find a random post from 2016 on a subforum of a subforum? is there someone in the russian government who's a swiftie?

There’s a wacky blind chinky man running around looking for every attack vector possible. This is why we have problems like this.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

My uncle works for Prigozhin F In Peace and they receive 15 rubles per post.

With that amount of money, your uncle might as well consider himself a fellow jannie.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Awwwwww Russia seething about "Nazis" and memes again

 

[ZipDisk]

Are these automated or someone from the Roscomnadzor a kiwi?

Rate Rosco late!

 

[Markass the Worst]

They're so late they reminded me that Gamergate was a thing that happened, which I forgot about. It's almost a decade old now.

 

[Ghostse]

Putin confirmed as a Swiftie

 

[Magicat]

Привет, Роскомнадзор
Хорошего дня

 

[Spliongus]

Dont the russkies still have some retarded war to fight? Instead these beetmunchers are losing their shit over some washed up thot, lmao.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Why does the Russian government e-mail you every 6 months with a takedown request for the most obscure, spontaneous shit on the site? It’s like they periodically decide to do the South Park headless chicken thing, but all the spots on the wheel are for locked years-old threads with <10 replies. It’s so strange.

They enjoy sending Dear Leader love letters, but can only justify doing so every 6 months or so.

I always knew Putin was a fellow shit poster.

 

[vomitusdeux]

I genuinely think this is the funniest take down request I've seen so far. This one doesn't even make sense.

 

[Jeb Bush]

Her accepting Nazi gifts, broke the heat of Ivan Greerowicz.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Здраствуйте Kiwi Farms,
Пожалуйста, подвергнитесь денацификации путем удаления изображения Обергруппенфюрера Taylor Swift, что является оскорбительным и противоречит российскому антинацистскому законодательству.
Тéрвейсет,
ROSKOMNADZOR

(sent from ОМСК)

 

[mindlessobserver]

First its Hitler in a Santa Suit, and now its Taylor Swift dressed as an Obergruppenfuher SS. Of all the legitimately pro-Nazi shit scrawled in crayons on this website, they sure do go for the most random shit.

 

[AltisticRight]

Maybe that gay war wouldn't be going so badly if you stopped paying dumbass vatniggers to spam A&H and get mad over a literal satire post by child marriage advocate Andrew Anglin.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

r/FetalAlcoholSyndromeInAction
Roscomnadzor deserves its own thread.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

if you stopped paying dumbass vatniggers to spam A&H

Idk, I get as much money from Putin for my posting as I get from Null. Everyone keeps telling me that I’m getting paycheck from the Kremlin, but that devious Putin keeps forgetting to send me them rubles.

 

[Mr.F]

This seems like a very elaborate shitpost

 

[BelUwUga]

Dammit Putin do you know how hard I worked to insert this swastika and Reichsadler? Some recognition of my efforts would have gone a long way!