2024 Moderator Applications

[LadyOfWisdom]

Why Google Docs? Isn't it relatively insecure?

It absolutely is, to the extent that if you have left yourself logged into Gmail with your regular account, you will potentially be exposed.
It might be @Null ‘s way of testing your technical literacy.
Too bad he specifies a pronoun “he” in the expectation description, and I’m not gonna grow a dick to be able to apply - much less turn into a gender bender. So I’m counted out by default

Good luck All with the applications

 

[Susanna]

I’ll humbly bow out to give someone else a chance.

 

[Lookie-lou]

I wouldnt hire me. Good luck Null.

 

[Jex]

Obligatory

 

[Catboy Ranch]

Here me out:

We need a extremely toxic based troon mod... one that can sniff out the catboy/spinny skirt/vtuber accounts on here in 10 words or less of their post, and then smack them with the appropriate hazmat flair/labels for the boomers like me on here.

(I'm kidding, you know trannies can't be trusted for shit. They will turn on you and DropKiwiFarms)

 

[UnFuNnYmEmE]

put me in coach i will do it for free

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I assumed there would be more after you click "next".

There sadly isn't. I would have liked it to look like a T&H mod application form, but mods aren't picked this way anyways

 

[Shaneequa]

The role of Janny should be thrust randomly on an unsuspecting victim like an act of God.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Vote for me and I'll ban Hollywood Hulk Hogan.

That's my platform.

 

[Lookie-lou]

I just wanna buy some shitty fans with paypal off of amazon or ebay, i want that shitty fan badge and actually support a site i've been lurking since 2014.

 

[Omori Boy]

Someone is saying that it's broken on Brave. Is that true? I believe the "this is an op" theory most.

 

[Hiphopopotamus]

I assumed there would be more after you click "next".

There's about 5 pages, 2 or 3 of them are asking how you would handle reports and how you would deal with annoying users.

 

[ElHijodeDeficienciaCogni]

There is no such thing as an ideal moderator. It is a shit task, will make you actively hate something you once loved, and turn you into a bitter asshole who will want nothing more than to alog the site. Anyone that actively seeks the position of janny should be the last person to be one. The closest you can get to a not completely shit janny is a long term user, with incredibly niche interests, who never expressed the desire to janny but has it forced upon them by the management, and only uses the broom to sweep up the queue because the mod panel alerts activate their autism to the point where they take care of it just so it won't clutter up their UI.

 

[Konstantinos XI]

Make me mod, I will generate the site revenue by demanding 5 packs for unbans

 

[Mellorine]

Every time I submit a report for something small like doubleposting I get nervous they're going to make me a mod and force me to sweep up the petty shit myself.

 

[Relinquish]

I'm not going to apply for this since I'm going to be frequently busy this year but I would like to tag someone who I think SHOULD apply, @Osama Bin Laden
Give him a special position for the PG, this guy made a huge amount of OP and has helped other kiwis to improve theirs. It's especially good since we only have 2 mods who handle moving threads out of PG on top of their usual work on the specific subforums. I think having a central reliable figure that always handles PG would benefit the Farms a lot

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Protip: open in a private window so you don't expose your email.

Here me out:

We need a extremely toxic based troon mod... one that can sniff out the catboy/spinny skirt/vtuber accounts on here in 10 words or less of their post, and then smack them with the appropriate hazmat flair/labels for the boomers like me on here.

(I'm kidding, you know trannies can't be trusted for shit. They will turn on you and DropKiwiFarms)

Speaking of which, where is KatsuKitty these days? That would be the closest.

Anyway some of the questions and some of my obvious joke responses

 

[EverybodyWalktheDinosaur]

Protip: open in a private window so you don't expose your email.



Speaking of which, where is KatsuKitty these days? That would be the closest.

Anyway some of the questions and some of my obvious joke responses

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You have my vote

 

[Calandrino]

There sadly isn't. I would have liked it to look like a T&H mod application form, but mods aren't picked this way anyways

Apparently you get the bad ending if you ask for money

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

This is an interesting look into site moderation. There are sticker points, but did you know there are also warning points.
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Have you never seen a post with a mod note? Usually it will have a warning label at the top of the post with a mod message, usually it's applied to someone being a sperg.

How do I know? I've sperged out before.