2025-04-29 - OFCOM: Illegal Content Risk Assessment Enforcement Programme

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

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Pretty sure there's a very real world threat in your country that poses potential harm to children. But okay. Retarded internet slap fights hurt more than any lunchtime stabbies ever will.

Don’t forget the rape gangs.

 

[autistic dog]

Why don't they just block offending websites themselves? This seems like a backwards way to go about it.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

anyone framing this as a proud stand is deluded.

I do sort of imagine that KF has been trolled into pro-action through mere words used by a Bongish Officer.

Now Trump will not have the opportunity to speak to The King of England about The Kiwifarms Situation, when this issue was made more real, instead of resolved posthaste.

 

[Detective Carey]

Sir/Maam is just lazy, like they're not sure? How you gonna be part of the system blacklisting a dude so hard and then be like "Sir and or Maam".

It'd be like them assuming he was some kind of furry based off his avatar, absolutely uncalled for. Call Josh sir, it's the least you can do.

 

[BillTheButcher]

Null should just quietly unblock British users, wait for another inevitable bureaucratic correspondence; proceed to block british users again before some arbitrary deadline. Repeat until infinity and beyond.

Reallwy grind their gears, mate!

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Joke’s on them, I read Kiwi Farms before the ban and now I own a can opener without a loiscence. I also go out in public with a ballpoint pen, which, as we all know, is pointy on one end and could be dangerous.

Please donate to my legal fund if I get nicked, cos no-one here qualifies for legal aid any more unless they’re Jimmy Savile tier.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Total kiwi victory!
Still doesn't feel right though.. If only there was a way we could make them understand their powerlessness in this even more.

You should unblock them now.

lol

 

[Molesting the Decapitated]

Looks like days are numbered for @RACISM (the best English user on KF) goodbye fren

 

[Glowie]

Get fucked airstrip one, you have no power here

 

[harbringer883]

Get fucked airstrip one, you have no power here

Oceania would like a word.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

You can tell that the flash page message about VPNs and Tor is really eating at them. They want to object, but they can't, not yet.

 

[Pure Autism]

Why don't they just block offending websites themselves? This seems like a backwards way to go about it.

Probably because they either want an excuse to attempt to rape the site or rape Angloid users of the site. Baiting for a casus beli essentially.

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

Joke’s on them

FINALLY someone spelled that correctly.

 

[AltisticRight]

Firebomb the UK. Summon a tsunami to swallow the UK. Flood the UK with chimps. Cause an earthquake in the UK with underwater bombs. Remove the UK from the planet. Make meteorites crash into the UK. Send mosquitoes and cockroaches to the UK. Boycott the UK by banning Heinz. Spread diseases and plague in the UK. Use voodoo magic in the UK so everyday in the Commonwealth is a holiday due to a royal's death. Total British isles death.

 

[BradeRunna]

Defeating the Germans in WW2 was a huge blunder.

 

[Grandmas Secret]

I hate the british and all their paperwork. Get your loicence or it's a fine, show ID to buy a fork or it's a fine. Fines here, fines there. Don't eat peanuts because you'll be fined for dropping the shells. Really, I saw this happen. The entire island needs to sink into the sea.

 

[Erikkk]

Why don't they just block offending websites themselves? This seems like a backwards way to go about it.

The truth that they don't want anyone to know is that Ofcom has no real enforcement ability. Until the new act was passed Ofcom was more-or-less just the British version of the FCC, managing the licensing of the airwaves and ensuring companies in certain industries were in compliance with anti-monopoly rules.

 

[DogPack404]

Let us attack perfidious Albion in her waters.

 

[General Woundwort]

Well I guess I should've been using a VPN anyway, but God if I don't hate that the reason for using one now is that shitty parents won't regulate their kids' internet usage.
Also that my gov fears that the average Brits are talking more and realize that we all hate Muzzies and it isn't a niche viewpoint. Pushing people offline means word gets around quicker you fags, we know why you wanted to close the pubs.
Fully expecting VPNs to be the next on the chopping block once the average single mother figures out what it is. Brits seem to operate on the idea that only criminals desire privacy.

Anyway, love you guys.

 

[Legal Gengar]

"Good boy, you're doing what WE, the BRRRRRRITHISH empire want you to do anyway"
"In defying us you are only obeying"
(smug chuckles)

Bongs really like to spin anything into a W huh?

Yes. Yes, we do.