LGBT 4/10 - Chris Comes out as Bisexual

[Philosophy Zombie]

This is good news. We always knew this, though. Chris was always trying way too hard to cover shit up. Look at his early videos. "i just look away" "anything else is vice". I'm not even kidding, if you think that much about it, then you have to have these thoughts rolling around in your head.

But anyways...

It was just a matter of time. Remember how he was so freaked out by seeing a penis while watching porn?... no heterosexual man has ever put so much thought about that

While it's possible that that level of insecurity = actual homosexuality I doubt that was what was going on. Classic Chris's actions and thoughts pretty much matched up perfectly with HOCD. Obsessive-compulsive behaviors are very common in autism and I think that just became a fixation for him. Wouldn't be too surprised if this guess is wrong, but there you go.

 

[Lord Humungus]

This is a classic business strategy.

Chris is trying to appeal to more demographics for when he whores himself to pay for his moms teeth

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

While it's possible that that level of insecurity = actual homosexuality I doubt that was what was going on. Classic Chris's actions and thoughts pretty much matched up perfectly with HOCD. Obsessive-compulsive behaviors are very common in autism and I think that just became a fixation for him. Wouldn't be too surprised if this guess is wrong, but there you go.

Chris has now gone from making up half-assed explanations to outsourcing his excuses to an army of weens. He has OCD, he's a "salesman", he's on hormones for over a year yet still going bald, "he would be a better person if Barb were dead or out of the picture".

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Chris has now gone from making up half-assed explanations to outsourcing his excuses to an army of weens. He has OCD, he's a "salesman", he's on hormones for over a year yet still going bald, "he would be a better person if Barb were dead or out of the picture".

Am a lieutenant, or just a first class private in the ween army?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Am a lieutenant, or just a first class private in the ween army?

Having an opinion that most people share doesn't make you a ween, it makes you a human being. Now, intentionally being rude to Chris and trying to make his life hell makes someone a ween. I could say, people who enable Chris to live in a shitty little bubble that will lead him to a lonely and rapid death are the ultimate weens. People who continue to make excuses for him just to squeeze out the little bit of milk and sanity that are left in him very much qualify as the ultimate weens.
People who pat Chris on the back and tell him has the physical grace of a beautiful woman are also epic weens, so lets not try to get too sanctimonious.

 

[Done]

Chris has now gone from making up half-assed explanations to outsourcing his excuses to an army of weens. He has OCD, he's a "salesman", he's on hormones for over a year yet still going bald, "he would be a better person if Barb were dead or out of the picture".

lol calm down

 

[Vorhtbame]

Chris has now gone from making up half-assed explanations to outsourcing his excuses to an army of weens. He has OCD, he's a "salesman", he's on hormones for over a year yet still going bald, "he would be a better person if Barb were dead or out of the picture".

Speculating about someone's motivations isn't quite the same thing as making excuses, y'know.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Having an opinion that most people share doesn't make you a ween, it makes you a human being. Now, intentionally being rude to Chris and trying to make his life hell makes someone a ween. I could say, people who enable Chris to live in a shitty little bubble that will lead him to a lonely and rapid death are the ultimate weens. People who continue to make excuses for him just to squeeze out the little bit of tard cum and sanity that are left in him very much qualify as the ultimate weens.
People who pat Chris on the back and tell him has the physical grace of a beautiful woman are also epic weens, so lets not try to get too sanctimonious.

I was joking. You seemed to be targeting me in the post about the “army of weens,” so that’s how I responded.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Speculating about someone's motivations isn't quite the same thing as making excuses, y'know.

It is when you're trying to explain it away. I don't believe that Chris is bisexual, and most people probably don't either. Do I like to laugh and joke about the concept,? Absolutely! One place I do draw the line is not giving Chris enough tough love. I also don't believe that Chris has OCD either, I think he just thought of a bunch of weird shit like homosetuality after being bullied for not living up to standards.
I will be serious about one thing, though. The only people that are truly helping Chris are the people that ban him and arrest him for acting like an idiot.

 

[Slap47]

It's all about one-upsmanship with troon cliques. Chris will be a pansexual demiqueer soon enough.

 

[Thomas the Tankchu]

Gross, now he's going after our pickles now. I feel bad for every living gay man now...

 

[For The Internet]

I don't think so either, especially because this wouldn't be a Chris thing unless is exceptional as all hell. He probably means he's open to post-ops or some shit that doesn't really change his ways too much. He's basically saying "I'll take natural or even artificial china!"

I meant post-op.

 

[Puppet Pal Clem]

Probably just so he can rationalize "flirting" with what he believes is FtM.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

What?!‽ I thought we were the homos?!‽ Every last one of us!

we are still the homos

 

[rizlajizzla]

As an actual bisexual, danger-haired, flaky female artist, I wanna know where my goddamned patreon support is.

Seriously, guys, be chill. We are here to watch the trainwreck, not cause it. Weening and a-logging aren't sportswomanlike.

In here, we're all retarded.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

It's all about one-upsmanship with troon cliques. Chris will be a pansexual demiqueer soon enough.

I think this is one thing that doesn’t affect Chris, he’s too autistic and socially naive to fully understand social standings outside of cartoon high-school tropes and his ego is so big he’s always the most important person in the room.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

I think he just thought of a bunch of weird shit like homosetuality after being bullied for not living up to standards.

Isn’t this also an “excuse” you’re making for him though?

 

[Slap47]

I think this is one thing that doesn’t affect Chris, he’s too autistic and socially naive to fully understand social standings outside of cartoon high-school tropes and his ego is so big he’s always the most important person in the room.

Chris has always been about trying to look down on people and he's always understood the concept of shame/standing despite some of his activities.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

As an actual bisexual, danger-haired, flaky female artist, I wanna know where my goddamned patreon support is.

Seriously, guys, be chill. We are here to watch the trainwreck, not cause it. Weening and a-logging aren't sportswomanlike.

In here, we're all exceptional.

As an anarchist liberal black jewish lineage muslim demiqueer MtF genderfluid starsoul with type 2 diabetes, clinical depression, heartworm disease, stage IV testicular cancer, who is bound to a wheelchair, is blind, deaf and mute; I agree with you.

 

[Kosher Dill]

My guess is that one of his "girlfriends" exclusively wants to be tribbed, and the other one exclusively wants the duck, so Chris is going to be the "bisexual" who can bang women in either the male or female role.
And because he is dumb, he won't think to ask what these "girlfriends" did with each other before he came along.