4/11 - Apologies for delayed content updates

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

He's too busy begging for money since he blew it all on toys and cruising for duck

 

[GS 281]

Wow sonichu has tits.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Austic shrieking "THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!" - Chris 2018

 

[PsychoNerd054]

The Idea Guy fiasco doesn't seem to help either, since it's made the comic more of a clusterfuck than it already was, and Chris actually believes all of that to be true.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

so, uh, what exactly is he barking about? is he trying to be funny?

 

[Vendetta]

He just described a six-year hiatus like one would describe a two-week vacation.

 

[Aldora]

I wonder if that quote at the end is an impression of Barb.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Lol, he looks to be getting balder by the day. I would call him an egghead, but you would have to be intelligent to be one.
He kind of looks like a demented, reinterpreted version of The Wizard from Oz

 

[4Macie]

I don’t understand the pretzel thing.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I don’t understand the pretzel thing.

Looks like he was quoting Seinfeld.

 

[James Howlett]

He just described a six-year hiatus like one would describe a two-week vacation.

Chris could describe his entire life as a vacation.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

No Chris, I get it. You've been too busy enjoying your loving time with your new Asian lesbian gal-pals who are busy making you realize you like man by bringing in other gay Korean boy toys for you to become bi-curious with.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

That poor cat toy is going to be so grimy

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Which was better, Idea Guy's dumb Nazi Story, Rosechu's fat growth, or fucking Night Star?

 

[trueandhonestfan]

The Idea Guy fiasco doesn't seem to help either, since it's made the comic more of a clusterfuck than it already was, and Chris actually believes all of that to be true.

He could retcon it still as far as the comic canon goes.

 

[MrTroll]

I'm sending this jerk $90 a month, I expect better. An apology isn't good enough. If this keeps up I'm going to reduce my commitment to his Patreon to $80 a month.

 

[Cuntster]

I was about to post “why does Sonichu have tits?” after seeing the picture in the opening post but then I remembered that not only does Chris-chan Sonichu exist, but that Chris also still thinks of himself as a woman and retconned himself in da comics to be female so by extension his Sonichu alter ego would be female too even though Chris isn’t female and Chris-chan Sonichu shouldn’t even exist.

Why the fuck didn’t he just turn his comic book self into a Rosechu?

so, uh, what exactly is he barking about? is he trying to be funny?

Just some classic CWC random access humor.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

My guess is that for Chris time just flies by him at the speed of a hurricane as each day bleeds into the next. At the least, his concept of time is much faster than for the rest of us.

After all, every day is pretty much the same for Chris, and every experience keeps repeating itself. Playing games, getting trolled by a heartsweet, getting arrested and banned, going to court, begging... It's all a big cycle to him.
Months probably feel like weeks to him. There are no new stimuli to mark the passage of days. He exists, but is only alive in the sense that his heart hasn't stopped beating.

 

[Cuntster]

My guess is that for Chris time just breases by him like a hurricane as each day bleeds into the next. At the least, his concept of time is much faster than for the rest of us.

After all, every day is pretty much the same for Chris, and every experience keeps repeating itself. Playing games, getting trolled by a heartsweet, getting arrested and banned, going to court, begging... It's all a big cycle to him.
There are no new stimuli to mark the passage of days.

The days bleed into each other but the nights always end with him tribbing with Barb.