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"S.. Set me loose, you silly noose"

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BatNapalm said:
It's always so exhausting watching him trying to maintain that falsetto woman voice.
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It's pretty ear grating... But the funny part is that he can't maintain it for even 10 seconds without slipping into "normal chris" voice lol. It's like he doesn't comprehend how to raise his voice without lowering his vocal tone at the same time (without fucking screeching). ":autism: I told you no phone calls! :autism:"
 
Chandler Cats said:
It was pollo (“polo”for all you Spanish speakers, because bilingual Chris doesn’t get the joke). Sorbet is the orange and white cat. Pollo is the black and white and I don’t think anyone had seen him for a while. Sorbet was the one hit by the car and then blasted out of a drain pipe with a hose but he did take him to the vet. He’d just been there for something else too. He has a bad respiratory problem now and his eye is shot.
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Of the clips i watched, i havent seen Pollo yet, sorbet is definitely who im referring to. Sorbet's respiratory system is his calling card.

Mathas said:
It's pretty ear grating... But the funny part is that he can't maintain it for even 10 seconds without slipping into "normal chris" voice lol. It's like he doesn't comprehend how to raise his voice without lowering his vocal tone at the same time (without fucking screeching). ":autism: I told you no phone calls! :autism:"
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Im told on good authority that its a really common thing with autists who were basically mute before speech therapy. Sorry if this turned into a double post.
 
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Man, I heard Doug Walker I had fallen on hard times, but I didn't know it had gotten this bad. The only thing I recognize is the high-pitched voice and the dumb hat.
 
Zebedee said:
I'm not sure it's a criminal offense unless he doesn't report it to the police.
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In some places you don't have to report deaths to the police. Depending on local law, as long you didn't kill them, it's not actually a crime to quietly bury them without notice.

That's how it was in Maryland for awhile. People pulled schemes like this. (Though they changed it after it hit the news :( )
Yop Yop said:
For some reason I find this highly disturbing
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It sucks because it's an example of Chris' ignorance unintentionally leading to poor treatment of the dogs. Canned soups taste good because they're salty as fuck. Honestly, way too salty. An adult should probably split a can of campbells with someone else, it's too much for a single person.

Dogs aren't used to having unrestrained access to drinkable salt licks. So they lap that shit up, and Chris sees it and goes "aww, dey luv it!! see, they're lappin it up!"

Cue doggy stroke.
Optimus Prime said:
Nah, he'll think she's just taking a long nap because she's old.

Then when she doesn't wake up for three days, he'll actually call 911 about how his mom hasn't been breathing for the past 72 hours.
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Chris is super paranoid about Barb's health or her dying. One time he called home to check in (it was on one of his trips to find a gamestop he wasn't banned from, like 2 hours away), and she didn't pick up because she fell asleep. Chris chimped out and called 911.
James Howlett said:
Looks (sounds) like Sorbet to me. I dont know about neuro problems, but it does have a messed up eye which chris facebooked saying the vet told him ot probably got hit by a car. Sorbet in my opinion is the saddest character in christory.
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Eh, if an outdoor cat getting fucked up is that sad to you, I think that's a little naive. It's kind of the nature of the beast. Like having to put a lame horse down or having to shoot deer because deer are fucking locusts. Outdoor cats get into fights, they get hit by cars, they get fucked up. That's just how things are.

Having outdoor cats is a common practice in rural America. (Urban America too, come to think of it.)

I love cats and I would never let my cats outside, but statistically my cats are not typical for the US.

Now feral dogs are definitely not common in the US. And amazingly, Chris managed to raise a pair of feral dogs indoors. I feel bad for the dogs because dogs are not independent like cats are. They're 100% subject to Barb and Chris' shitty decisions and they're becoming obese and insane from it.
 
Marvin said:
Chris is super paranoid about Barb's health or her dying. One time he called home to check in (it was on one of his trips to find a gamestop he wasn't banned from, like 2 hours away), and she didn't pick up because she fell asleep. Chris chimped out and called 911.
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What do you feel is the biggest thing he worries about if something were to happen to her? The fact he could potentially be blamed? Financial responsibility? Being alone? All the above? I really hope Chris has considered any of the above mentioned. I can assume he just doesn't want to lose his mother, but part of me wonders if he really has considered the consequences of her being gone.
 
RoboticRichardSimmons said:
What do you feel is the biggest thing he worries about if something were to happen to her? The fact he could potentially be blamed? Financial responsibility? Being alone? All the above? I really hope Chris has considered any of the above mentioned. I can assume he just doesn't want to lose his mother, but part of me wonders if he really has considered the consequences of her being gone.
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As little as Barb cares, she knows her ways around the more serious things of life like bills, forms, and contracts. I think Chris relies on her for those things, but the concept of her death isn't on his mind unless an immediate possibility presents itself, so he doesn't try to learn to do those things himself.

Like how a dog doesn't think about anybody's death until it happens, but even a dog knows to bury bones in preparation of times of hardship. Chris doesn't save money.
 
Subconcious Offense said:
As little as Barb cares, she knows her ways around the more serious things of life like bills, forms, and contracts. I think Chris relies on her for those things, but the concept of her death isn't on his mind unless an immediate possibility presents itself, so he doesn't try to learn to do those things himself.

Like how a dog doesn't think about anybody's death until it happens, but even a dog knows to bury bones in preparation of times of hardship. Chris doesn't save money.
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It's fucked, which puts the whole "ungrateful idiot gets free money" thing into perspective. As recently as the Jessica Quinn thing, he basically said he's really not trying to think about barbs death and he's pretty much counting on meeting another woman to come in a take her place. Like that's it. That's his plan. Get woman. Ideally before barb dies so he doesn't have to consider spending a second alone.
 
Marvin said:
Eh, if an outdoor cat getting fucked up is that sad to you, I think that's a little naive. It's kind of the nature of the beast. Like having to put a lame horse down or having to shoot deer because deer are fucking locusts. Outdoor cats get into fights, they get hit by cars, they get fucked up. That's just how things are.

Having outdoor cats is a common practice in rural America. (Urban America too, come to think of it.)

I love cats and I would never let my cats outside, but statistically my cats are not typical for the US.

Now feral dogs are definitely not common in the US. And amazingly, Chris managed to raise a pair of feral dogs indoors. I feel bad for the dogs because dogs are not independent like cats are. They're 100% subject to Barb and Chris' shitty decisions and they're becoming obese and insane from it.
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That's a lot of shit metaphors, Mr. Lahey. Have you been drinking again?
 
To the ween who told Chris to pull the listing on the ring and is planning to get him to ship it without being paid, I hope Chris transferred the curse of autism from the medallion to the ring. In fact, it doesn't matter because you're already a loser.
 
RoboticRichardSimmons said:
What do you feel is the biggest thing he worries about if something were to happen to her? The fact he could potentially be blamed? Financial responsibility? Being alone? All the above? I really hope Chris has considered any of the above mentioned. I can assume he just doesn't want to lose his mother, but part of me wonders if he really has considered the consequences of her being gone.
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Well, he'd certainly miss her. Her death will fucking destroy him. Bob's death wrecked him too, and Barb's will be several times worse.

But lifestyle-wise, I think he's also afraid of being alone. I don't think he'd point to any one thing, whether it's finances or the house or anything like that.

He knows how to pay bills. He's heard of things like mortgages and rent and taxes on Family Guy. He knows he can google those things or talk to Rocky or whatever. (Not to say he won't fuck some of it up, just that he's not scared of any one of those individual things.)

And actually, I think nowadays, Barb is increasingly just throwing out keywords like "property tax" or opening collection letters and handing them to Chris, and Chris fills them out and pays them. (Or otherwise he's pretty closely involved with the process.) But I'm sure it feels to Chris that Barb is actually paying the bills.

I think the idea of being exposed, like a fly on the surface of a car, is the scary part. The wind could just sweep him away at any moment.

Even if Barb tells Chris the sky is falling financially, I don't think it bothers him half as much as it would if he were alone. I think it's comforting for him to know that she's the captain of the ship. The idea of losing the captain scares Chris shitless.
 
Marvin said:
Eh, if an outdoor cat getting fucked up is that sad to you, I think that's a little naive.
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Marvin said:
I love cats and I would never let my cats outside,
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There was also a bunch of shit I didn't quote about you living in rural America, and you would never let your cats outside.

Just let me feel bad for Sorbet, ok? He's a handsome fellow at the tail-end of the Yellow-brick road that ends with weaponized autism.
 
Marvin said:
Well, he'd certainly miss her. Her death will fucking destroy him. Bob's death wrecked him too, and Barb's will be several times worse.
I think it's comforting for him to know that she's the captain of the ship. The idea of losing the captain scares Chris shitless.
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holy shit, once she gets hospitalized for bug bites, we should break into the hospital and kill her with loud noises :julay: like we did bob
 
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