4CHAN COMMUNITY SUPPORT LLC and LOLCOW, LLC, d/b/a KIWI FARMS, Plaintiffs, v. THE UK OFFICE OF COMMUNICATIONS, a/k/a OFCOM

4CHAN COMMUNITY SUPPORT LLC v. UK OFFICE OF COMMUNICATIONS 1:25-cv-02880 — District Court, District of Columbia

  • Docket No.
    1:25-cv-02880
  • Court
    District Court, District of Columbia
  • Filed
    Aug 26, 2025
  • Nature of Suit
    440 Civil Rights: Other
  • Cause
    28:2201 Declaratory Judgment
  • Jurisdiction
    Federal Question
  • Jury Demand
    None
  • Last Filing
    Jan 15, 2026

Parties (3)

Parties
LOLCOW, LLC, UK OFFICE OF COMMUNICATIONS, 4CHAN COMMUNITY SUPPORT LLC

Recent Filings (showing 5 of 30)

# Date Description Filing
13 Jan 15, 2026 REPLY to opposition to motion re 8 Motion to Dismiss/Lack of Jurisdiction, filed by UK OFFICE OF COMMUNICATIONS. (Kry, Robert) (Entered: 01/16/2026) PDF
Jan 1, 2026 Set/Reset Deadlines
Jan 1, 2026 Set/Reset Deadlines: Replies due by 1/19/2026. (tj)
Dec 31, 2025 Order on Motion for Extension of Time to File Response/Reply
Dec 31, 2025 MINUTE ORDER granting 12 Motion for Extension of Time to File Reply: It is hereby ORDERED that Defendant shall file its Reply to Plaintiffs Opposition to Defendant's Motion to Dismiss on or before January 19, 2026. SO ORDERED. Signed by Judge Rudolph Contreras on 1/1/2026. (lcrc2)
Gookmoot should just write that he is a paki and it is racist, therefore he deserves the gibs. It sure does work in the GB (GayBongland)
SAAR I AM FUCKING PAKISTANI SAAR!
HAB YOU SEEN DE ADS ON MY WEBSITE SAAR? I AM PAKISTANI SAAR.
 

So, they are imposing an additional fine, while the original is already being litigated? That just seems really fucking stupid.

4Chan should see if they are allowed to pay it in memes, revenge porn, and racism.
 
4chan should turn around and find ofcom the exact same amount right back for wasting their time. It'd be completely silly but carry the same amount of legal weight since they're both private non-government companies.
 
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NO SAAR YOU WILL ACKNOWLEDGE US SAAR
IT IS LEGALLY BINDING SAAR
 
They got to look like they're doing something, even if they can't collect
Ofcom have already been a joke for god knows how long. Everyone in England already takes the piss out of them if they know it exists. Now you have the already joke of an organisation that can't even manage to fight the most indefensible sites. Basically the nerd tried to pick a fight with the bully and ended up getting wedgied, but he still keeps fighting and now this time he got a wedgie and shit himself at the same time. But he will keep fighting on the hope that if he eventually wins it will restore his dignity and all the laughably retarded shit will be forgotten overnight. It's a legal sunk cost fallacy from jeets too retarded to understand what that means and posh faggots too egotistical to ever admit they were wrong and concede.
 
Almost certainly true but I still enjoy picturing a Jeetbong sitting at a desk and angrily pronouncing higher and higher numbers that do nothing.
SAAR, SAAR, YOU NOW OWE 5 LAKH IN FINES, SAAR.

SAAR, SAAR, YOUR NON-PAYMENT OF NEEDFUL FINE MEANS YOU OWE HALF CRORE IN FINE.

DO NEEDFUL IMMEDIATELY AND REDEEM FINES, SAAR.
 
This is insanity, these beurocrats must be overfunded or underfunded if they think they can pull this shit
how the hell do they expect to force an American website to pay a fine
 
Null should send Ofcom a bill for wasting his time, it would be just as legitimate as these fines.
 
Here is a FOIA I found
And under freedom of information act I post this on a public website. To give said public said information (there's not much since ofcom ARE PUSSIES
Page 1 & 2

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Annex A & B...
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1. Legal Costs
The first was a easy question asking the total expenditure incurred by Ofcom to date regarding the lawsuit filed by 4chan and Kiwi Farms in the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia.
While Ofcom holds this information, it is being withheld under section 43(2) of the FOI Act.
This exemption applies because disclosure would likely prejudice the commercial interests of Ofcom or the legal service providers involved.
Ofcom determined that the public interest in maintaining its bargaining position for future legal services outweighs the interest in disclosing specific fee amounts.

2. Fine Statistics
The person requested a confirmation of the total daily penalties accrued against 4chan following the "Confirmation Decision" issued in October 2025.
  • Ofcom imposed a daily penalty of £100 starting from 14 October 2025
  • This penalty was capped at 60 calendar days to remain proportionate to the breach.
  • Following the completion of these 60 days, a maximum penalty of £6,000 has been imposed.

3. Communication Records

Here this goes into some loser details like internal briefing notes or summaries for senior management regarding jurisdictional challenges raised by U.S.-based platforms under the Online Safety Act 2023.
  • This information is exempt from disclosure under section 42 of the FOI Act
  • This section protects information subject to legal professional privilege.
  • Disclosure would prejudice Ofcom’s ability to obtain free and frank legal advice for ongoing or contemplated litigation.
4. Service of Process Policy
The final requested part of this FOIA was an, internal guidance regarding the procedure for serving statutory notices to U.S. entities, specifically concerning the U.S.-UK Mutual Legal Assistance Treaty (MLAT).
Ofcom directed the information to its publicly available Online Safety Information Gathering Guidance, within the final link


Finally I leave you off with a Bossman verse juxtaposition
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:lossmanjack:evil eddie and his kickers are also being fined
Bossman finally won!!!!!1!!!1!!!!!111
 
I guess these limey faggots want to be told to go fuck themselves by even more people.
Surely no one would ever stare down defeat and decide to double down when it comes to kick right? Bro just one more fine and I'll hit it big bro totally. I wouldn't be surprised if ofcom were doing coke like the rest of those types were anyway.
 
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