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[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

 

[uncleShitHeel]

W.T. Snacks is still running his weekly Midnight Snacks internet radio show. He’s gained some popularity but traded in his edgy nerd persona for a rainbow feminist one.

That whale fucker is still around?

 

[sadstuck]

I really feel like this thread should go in General Discussion.

Anyway, let's talk about some actual lolcow-y aspects of 4chan. It's a bigger echo chamber than even tumblr. If you disagree with or act/talk differently even slightly than the herd, you get called "Reddit." Can someone please humor me on the meaning of this? Is it just a spergy synonym for "cringy"?

 

[Chaos Theorist]

I really feel like this thread should go in General Discussion.

Anyway, let's talk about some actual lolcow-y aspects of 4chan. It's a bigger echo chamber than even tumblr. If you disagree with or act/talk differently even slightly than the herd, you get called "Reddit." Can someone please humor me on the meaning of this? Is it just a spergy synonym for "cringy"?

I just feel like 4chan is a melting pot of absolute autism nowadays.

4chan see Reddit as full of cringy normies who latch on to whatever 4chan thinks is good and makes it mainstream and therefore shit in the eyes of 4chan while stealing OC from 4chan and passing it off as Reddit creation.

 

[tumblrkek]

 

[WEEDle]

That whale fucker is still around?

Yep, and he's quite literally a dangerhair now.

 

[uncleShitHeel]

Yep, and he's quite literally a dangerhair now.

Jesus, how do you get to that age and still be that much of a fuck up in public.

 

[WEEDle]

Jesus, how do you get to that age and still be that much of a fuck up in public.

It sucks that he went from being 4chan’s old resident ban happy edgy shitposter mod with a cool radio show to a pc rainbow fag who espouses the virtues of feminism in interviews and posts far too much on Twitter complete with abuse of the “cry laugh” and “hand clap” emojis. He’s basically become what he used to make fun of.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

It sucks that he went from being 4chan’s old resident ban happy edgy shitposter mod with a cool radio show to a pc rainbow fag who espouses the virtues of feminism in interviews and posts far too much on Twitter complete with abuse of the “cry laugh” and “hand clap” emojis. He’s basically become what he used to make fun of.

His titular line, "fukken saved", embodied the nothing-is-sacred amoral libertine culture of /b in it's faggy heyday perfectly and it saddens me greatly to know its progenitor is now a faggot even more colossal than the sum total of all the people he modded.

A shameful nigga.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Anyone go on /sp/ here?
Man, it used to have really obnoxious tripfaggots in 2011-12, namely in "yuro /sp/" (the time of day where the board would be filled with premier league threads). "Manchester" was one of the annoying ones, although he did draw some decent comics, depicting what the community was like back then. Supposedly, this was a girl, but I don't buy that. Then there was SkrtelPower, a Liverpool autist who was a total fanboy for his team. He named himself after a Liverpool FC defender, Martin Skrtel. At one point, Liverpool's Luis Suarez got himself a lengthy ban for racist language against Manchester United's Patrice Evra.

In response, SkrtelPower made a fucking video about it, addressing Evra directly around 3 minutes in, as if he'd ever go near a video like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ywtEglxtZw
The link also includes his apology, starts at 6:15

Last memory I have of him is that he supposedly went to a Liverpool game against West Bromwich Albion, and Liverpool lost 3-0, making the thread laugh at him.

Anyways, there were other characters at the time. Some female Arsenal fan named Baba tried getting a radio show going, iirc. The idea was to make it like 606, but with /sp/ users, don't ask me why this was even thought of. She also tried to get some kind of "alternative football" site going, it was the goallinescramble - this didn't catch on, I don't even know why the fuck it's STILL up. No updates since 2013, ffs. I remember someone mocked the failure of this site and Baba, in response, claimed that the "google analytics" for the site weren't bad. Would be nice if the site got updated for those visitors...

Then there was Lelouch, an Everton tripfaggot. After enough embarrassment, he has mostly limited his autism on /a/, I still see his shitposts there every now and then. I was trying to find a screencap from years ago, but can't find it, fuck. In an /sp/ thread, someone posted the 50 pence coin that explained the offside rule. It clearly says "50 PENCE" but Lelouch tried to correct someone saying "that's a 20 pence coin, dumbass"

I'm remembering more as I type this, but a lot of them weren't that funny in hindsight. There was an obnoxious Bundesliga trip named Razor Hoeneß, iirc. Years ago, he agreed to get into a fight with some anon at a stadium. Unsurprisingly, he no-showed the fight. Later, when he was called out by German anons, his defense was that he made a "tactical retreat" - I shit you not.

 

[ure_mum]

Anyone go on /sp/ here?
Man, it used to have really obnoxious tripfaggots in 2011-12, namely in "yuro /sp/" (the time of day where the board would be filled with premier league threads). "Manchester" was one of the annoying ones, although he did draw some decent comics, depicting what the community was like back then. Supposedly, this was a girl, but I don't buy that. Then there was SkrtelPower, a Liverpool autist who was a total fanboy for his team. He named himself after a Liverpool FC defender, Martin Skrtel. At one point, Liverpool's Luis Suarez got himself a lengthy ban for racist language against Manchester United's Patrice Evra.

In response, SkrtelPower made a fucking video about it, addressing Evra directly around 3 minutes in, as if he'd ever go near a video like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ywtEglxtZw
The link also includes his apology, starts at 6:15

Last memory I have of him is that he supposedly went to a Liverpool game against West Bromwich Albion, and Liverpool lost 3-0, making the thread laugh at him.

Anyways, there were other characters at the time. Some female Arsenal fan named Baba tried getting a radio show going, iirc. The idea was to make it like 606, but with /sp/ users, don't ask me why this was even thought of. She also tried to get some kind of "alternative football" site going, it was the goallinescramble - this didn't catch on, I don't even know why the fuck it's STILL up. No updates since 2013, ffs. I remember someone mocked the failure of this site and Baba, in response, claimed that the "google analytics" for the site weren't bad. Would be nice if the site got updated for those visitors...

Then there was Lelouch, an Everton tripfaggot. After enough embarrassment, he has mostly limited his autism on /a/, I still see his shitposts there every now and then. I was trying to find a screencap from years ago, but can't find it, fuck. In an /sp/ thread, someone posted the 50 pence coin that explained the offside rule. It clearly says "50 PENCE" but Lelouch tried to correct someone saying "that's a 20 pence coin, dumbass"

I'm remembering more as I type this, but a lot of them weren't that funny in hindsight. There was an obnoxious Bundesliga trip named Razor Hoeneß, iirc. Years ago, he agreed to get into a fight with some anon at a stadium. Unsurprisingly, he no-showed the fight. Later, when he was called out by German anons, his defense was that he made a "tactical retreat" - I shit you not.

I've seen Lelouch's posts as well, I think it might've been on /trek/ (no idea why he was there). He came across as a retarded faggot, so nothing's changed. My online buddies even remembered him from /a/, even before I was familiar with him. /bundes/ occasionally talks about Razor Hoeness, usually to mock him.

Nowadays tho, /arse/ has The Jewmaician who comes across as a cunt too, but I can't tell if it's because he's an Arsenal fan, he really is a cunt or being a tripfag makes it easy to remember all the times someone made a comment you didn't like. Otherwise he seems fine though, posts info about rumours and shit. There's a dumb tripfag named 190 cm master race, who I recall being a dramawhore as well and not knowing shit about the subject he was talking about. He reminds me of the Brits on r/soccer (only he's allowed to say the word "nigger") - agressive, whenever he sees a German flag starts yelling about Bomber Harris, talks shit all the time and needlessly posts about topics he has no idea or relevant comments about. Nothing too exciting, mind you, but they all can't be so amazing that a mentally ill anon compiles a tl;dr fanfiction about them.

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

I remembered a couple more. Lexplorer he was a balding fat American /sp/ trip. Iirc, he took a sign to a college football game where he actually greentexted. The sign said something like

>[current year]
>losing to Rutgers
ISHYGDDT
and it may have had the Costanza.jpg image. The most noteworthy point regarding this guy was that he got arrested for making a threat to shoot up an elementary school while drunk. Due to this, his real name is out for the world to see, it's Kyle Parramore.


He even made a reddit AMA after finally being free. I don't have a lot of data on me, but I recall this being a bit of a shitstorm on /sp/. Basically, he anonymously asked on /sp/ if he could do something about the threat he had made, and due to being drunk, he somehow snitched on himself via twitter. It was ridiculous. I think it all started with a thread he made on /b/, and it all snowballed from there.

Parody video from /sp/ on him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV4GL2dZXgA

Nowadays, there's mostly just plain shitposters on /sp/, not many are noteworthy. A "Romanian" anon who is a massive, massive Cristiano Ronaldo fanboy, defends him to death across multiple threads. I suspect he's not actually Romanian considering how he avoids responding to other Romanians in their language, even when he's being directly called out.

Then there's a Costa Rican autist who is obsessed with Canadian and American soccer, and who always asks the same question. I don't remember exactly what it is, but it's along the lines of "what american cities have soccer as the number one sport?" - he goes on multiple websites and asks the same thing, even doing so through facebook. This led to his dumbass getting his real facebook page found by /sp/:

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/73460223/#73461929

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

God I love reading these stories about tards. About the only good thing that comes out of /b/.

 

[Monsieur Guillotine]

with the force of a thousand coathangers

 

[Your Weird Fetish]

I am one of the posts in this thread. Guess which one and win a prize.

 

[OwO What's This?]

I am one of the posts in this thread. Guess which one and win a prize.

the worst one

 

[Haramburger]

Yep, and he's quite literally a dangerhair now.

Jesus Christ. Literally the same archetype as Jason Mewes/Jay(minus the Silent Bob), cool in youth, complete train wreck as an adult. I'm disgusted, but not surprised. It's almost an ethnicity problem I think, I know someone IRL like this, and really similar faces to all three.

 

[ure_mum]

There was a "best of /sp/" thread and I nabbed these three classic spergouts

Spoiler: Blatter dindu nuffin wrong

Spoiler: Pakistan might not like India that much

Spoiler: It's comin' home, la: Bangladesh edition

 

[usernames can change now!]

for the sake of documentation it must be noted "NPC" has now replaced "boomer" on /pol/, /mu/, /o/, /sp/, and several other boards