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[Muad'Dick]

Bongs call Americans 'Septic Tanks', which is a rhyme of 'Skeptic Yanks', and like Septic Tanks Americans are plastic and full of shit.

WAT. No. 'Septic Tank' just stands for Yank. The first word in Cockney rhyming slang is meaningless. That was the whole point of it, to disguise what you were trying to say. Sticking an extra word in there just adds to the obfuscation.

For example, 'Adam and Eve' means 'believe', eg "Would you adam and eve it!?" There is no esoteric meaning to it, just that it rhymes.

 

[Unlicensed Shitposter]

Is cottage cheese real cheese to non-Americans (and null)? I love that shit. If you've never put it on cucumber slices with Chef Tony's seasoning on top like Ned Flanders than you really should.

For some ungodly reason most countries in the world do not share America's fascination with specific meat and cheese specialties. Like you find good stuff abroad but it's rare to find American food stuffs.

 

[4chanJanitorDefenseForce]

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[NoBueno]

Some say that Q was a jewish psyop

Q was created by the intelligence agencies after Pizzagate blew up

 

[Nappy]

I’m addicted to a specific kind of beef bologna with horrid macros, no meat product should be equal parts carbs and protein (it’s good tho)

 

[NiggerNiggerNigger]

I always thought that was an Aussie insult for Americans. It seems too funny to come from Bongs.

Origin of rhyming slang was by bong criminals using it as coded language so they could speak without the cops knowing what they were talking about.
Criminal bongs are funny. Which is why australia is hilarious, they're the bastard descendants of vulgar sailors and and dockyard prostitutes.

 

[4chanJanitorDefenseForce]

I’m addicted to a specific kind of beef bologna with horrid macros, no meat product should be equal parts carbs and protein (it’s good tho)

I prefer my meat to be all carbs.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

I live in Atlanta, and they're common, but not worth the drive. The closest one to me is 10 miles away, and that's a 4 hour round trip in our traffic.

I think Trader Joe's is also good about their ingredients but there isn't one close to me. I may be wrong though. If anything there has high fructose corn syrup, I am.

 

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

Kirtaner

That faggot in skirt deserves to suffer for eternity

 

[shitoko]

Wasn't he in a Netflix documentary or something? The one Kirtaner was in?

They're getting 4cuck pedophiles onto Netflix...

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Bongs call Americans 'Septic Tanks', which is a rhyme of 'Skeptic Yanks', and like Septic Tanks Americans are plastic and full of shit.

Seppo is Aussie slang, not English. Source: I used to be one.

 

[Kinematic Equation]

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These are the kinds of classic posts that are no longer facilitated on 4chan in favor of a mountain of pornspam and ragebait.

 

[shitoko]

Q was created by the intelligence agencies after Pizzagate blew up
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Knew it was a psyop with paid actors. 4cuck users wouldn't dare to go outside.

 

[HowlingChasm]

I live in Atlanta, and they're common, but not worth the drive. The closest one to me is 10 miles away, and that's a 4 hour round trip in our traffic.

Don't make me think about 75 in my free time.

 

[lucasgage]

I'm going to bash my head against the wall if 4chan doesn't come back online soon, I hate the current direction of moderation but it was my childhood

 

[Jesse Nicholas Radin]

The cheeto-scarfing losers can GFYWAHCI, it's called karma.

 

[Internet May Be Gay]

I think Trader Joe's is also good about their ingredients but there isn't one close to me. I may be wrong though. If anything there has high fructose corn syrup, I am.

speaking of HFCS
like a decade and a half ago i did this job at a hershey plant, night job. i ran the control room and shuttled train cars around the yard. pretty chill.
but one night, i get a pipe that does a spill, high frustose corn syrup.
so im like, "ill handle it lads"
go and fetch my mop, and thinking critically, grab this full gallon of "GILL" industrial floor stripper (which was green)
anyway the HFCS has solidified into a semi see-through lump.
so i dump a few caps fulls of the GILL into it...and wait a sec. then dump the whole bottle. i was suppose to log this, bc its highly caustic.

come back an hour later, and mind you, the room is >140F in temp. the lump is now green.
still solid.
like a rock.
had to spend hours chipping at it with tools and power equipment.

hours.

this shit does NOT break down in your gut. your body can NOT handle that shit at ALL. dont let anyone tell you otherwise.

 

[shitoko]

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Jartycucks after having forcey fun time with children

its just now getting good.

i want to know about the CHEESE

There wasn't actually a war about Cheese on kiwifarms, right?

 

[Enig]

If you want to strike fear into americans ask why so many average to retarded IQ people all seemingly have a dress code of all white New Balance, jeans, pullover sports team logo hoodie and a ball cap with near zero deviation. Hell, just insulting the ballcap alone sets them off with ease.

 

[Fae Supremacist]

americans think the walmart aisle is real cheese and it's quite sad

I lived in the American Economic Zone for some years, and food was horrible all around, cheese included. "Low moisture mozzarella" is a war crime.
Except apples, I liked your apples. And pork, which was incredibly cheap for its quality yet nobody bought it, I only saw beef sold out. You should eat more pork.