4chan - the Internet hate machine

[LichNeet]

Honestly best case scenario would be Notch buying it.

Do you think he's even still interested in 4chan? Didn't he offer years ago and got declined, or was I fed false info?

 

[Grog]

Imagine if all the /v/ schizos with a vendetta on various game franchises and fanbases are forced to do something else to pass the time, realize how much of their lives they've wasted, and the board comes back more usable than ever.

Rainbow stickers go here
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[4chanJanitorDefenseForce]

in the west youll have whites in every prison tho. they have to do, something. probably ole' goldberg says his name is "remus" or "johan" or "bolton" or somrthing and tells the sgts of the guard up front "im scared for my life
or maybe even just goes to a special wing with tv and pizza and ps1 and two copies of MGS1 and time splitters2 on custom map mode.

AB isn't the only white gang, nor the only one accepting of white people.
The GDs have white members, as do the Crips. Then you have pure white gangs like AB, Ghostface, 373, and others.

 

[Internet May Be Gay]

AB isn't the only white gang, nor the only one accepting of white people.
The GDs have white members, as do the Crips. Then you have pure white gangs like AB, Ghostface, 373, and others.

guess they only get along as long as the things are flowing eh? i want a prison thread, its the untapped mythos of america

 

[Advent]

I doubt there's neo-nazi presence in every prison.

depends on the level of prison, there are 122 federal prisons sorted into Minimum, Low, Medium, High, Complex, and Administrative if you are associated with a gang you are going to a higher level prison, if you cause trouble you will probably get sent to a higher level prison, depends on your crime etc. Of course the prisons for people like uncle ted or those on death row never get to interact with other inmates so gangs don't exist.

 

[Internet May Be Gay]

depends on the level of prison, there are 122 federal prisons sorted into Minimum, Low, Medium, High, Complex, and Administrative if you are associated with a gang you are going to a higher level prison, if you cause trouble you will probably get sent to a higher level prison, depends on your crime etc. Of course the prisons for people like uncle ted or those on death row never get to interact with other inmates so gangs don't exist.

i watched, a long time ago, a documentary by national geographic (imagine!) on solitary confinement.
they found the longer a human was solitary the more likely they were to lash out in any way to get human contact, even if it was beatings.
we know better now, though, we have experienced 4chan.

 

[Bearmumrik]

Do you think he's even still interested in 4chan? Didn't he offer years ago and got declined, or was I fed false info?

Yes he was interested years ago. He's an oldfag who used to shout out /v/ on the Minecraft loading screen, is generally based, redpilled, autistic, White, and has a billion dollars. I cannot think of a more perfect candidate. 4chan would be in good hands.

 

[Rapesputin]

alright kiwi/ck/ what are we eating this evening?
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I'd rather deepthroat a Mossberg then eat this swill

 

[Dreamy Girl]

I still click my 4chan bookmarks out of habit...

 

[Rave3n]

Crips, Bloods, and AB all making pockets together
>Disgust.png

 

[Cursed With Sugma]

Yes he was interested years ago. He's an oldfag who used to shout out /v/ on the Minecraft loading screen, is generally based, redpilled, autistic, White, and has a billion dollars. I cannot think of a more perfect candidate. 4chan would be in good hands.View attachment 7243614

Notch would definitely not be worse than the current administration. But I've long give up hope of 4chan ever improving substantially.

 

[Sleepingdogs]

Honestly best case scenario would be Notch buying it.

I can't think of anyone else that would actually be a good fit. Although someone like Elon buying it could be funny, since he's an attention whore with very thin skin. He wont have his army of sycophants to glaze him and might snap even harder than he did during Christmas.

 

[kimure999]

I still click my 4chan bookmarks out of habit...

Not gonna make it

 

[William Teller]

He has

Yes he was interested years ago. He's an oldfag who used to shout out /v/ on the Minecraft loading screen, is generally based, redpilled, autistic, White, and has a billion dollars. I cannot think of a more perfect candidate. 4chan would be in good hands.View attachment 7243614

He has my vote but only if we all get one free copy of Minecraft and two movie tickets to the official Minecraft movie

 

[SerpentGrail]

AB isn't the only white gang, nor the only one accepting of white people.
The GDs have white members, as do the Crips. Then you have pure white gangs like AB, Ghostface, 373, and others.

>GDs have White members
Yeah. One of them tried to recruit me when I was 16. I'm glad I didn't do it for a lot of reasons but the biggest is he snitched on one of his little homies after they got busted for growing weed.

 

[Colonel Kurtz]

It's coming back. Mods are too personally invested into the site to ever give it up. The core team have been 4chan moderators for nigh on 2 decades. They do not know what to do with themselves if 4chan doesn't exist. It is their life in a very real sense. However much you miss it the mods miss it 10x more because it is their raison d'etre. Plus they make money off it, and I doubt they have stellar resumes for finding real work.

Jannies, though, might bail. They don't have as much skin in the game, and being a 4chan janitor was just a power trip for most of them not worth the heat now that they've been pwned. Good riddance.

All I want from the mods is admitting they fucked up with the moderation with that site, is that too much to ask?

 

[Rave3n]

Elon buying it

>Gets trolled hard
>Bans the entire user base in a fit of rage
>Shuts down to overhaul(again)
>Turns it into normies version of twitter redpills
>Has every redpill
>Except the jq
>Chinnies out on the streets right where we started
You just know

 

[Gregis]

He has

He has my vote but only if we all get one free copy of Minecraft and two movie tickets to the official Minecraft movie

Uh, news flash, he sold minecraft. That means he easily has enough money to buy you THREE tickets!

 

[Großmann]

Hey I'm from 4chan and came over here while things get rectified. Kiwi is cringe and gives me heavier incel vibes, not to mention the fact that this place seems also more smug. What the fuck are you smug are you guys so smug about? You fucking avatar losers. Anyways, fuck all of you. Maybe one day you'll get some head or your asshole licked and then you can be less miserable. Later.

Hour 96 of the 4chan Special Maintenance Operation.

 

[Bearmumrik]

I can't think of anyone else that would actually be a good fit. Although someone like Elon buying it could be funny, since he's an attention whore with very thin skin. He wont have his army of sycophants to glaze him and might snap even harder than he did during Christmas.

Yeah Notch would be the perfect candidate, there's not a single better option. I would not trust Elon with 4chan at all. I generally think him buying Twitter is good but his shilling for Pissrael and poojeets is inexcusable, he'd ban people for le anti-semitism I think. 4chan should 100% rangeban those shithole countries too.