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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,032 18.5%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 343 6.1%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,325 41.7%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,093 19.6%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 219 3.9%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 569 10.2%

  • Total voters
    5,581
Imagine what? Did you have a stroke?
probably.
uh
imagine
what a carnival of prehistoric brain stems. Absolute evolutionary U-turns. Complete drooling monuments to genetic misadventure. Pure walking testimonials to nature's cruelest experiments. Shambling museum exhibits of cognitive decay. Breathing fossils of intellectual bankruptcy. Twitching ambassadors of neural collapse.
 
I was wondering this earlier today when we were arguing about whether or not the irish are white

what happens when a jew goes to general population? It's not like he can join aryan brotherhood

Or does this just not happen
You've seen too many movies. I doubt there's neo-nazi presence in every prison.
 
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B-b-but what if it doesn't come back AFTER TWO WEEKS
I expect the alt chans will have to get comfy with their new refugees. I myself have been binging lolcow archives on this site and it's been most entertaining. I've also found some nice threads among the off topic media fora. I don't think I'll be too bored if 4chan is gone for weeks, or even a month or two. Maybe I'll pick up a new hobby.
 
You've seen too many movies. I doubt there's neo-nazi presence in every prison.
in the west youll have whites in every prison tho. they have to do, something. probably ole' goldberg says his name is "remus" or "johan" or "bolton" or somrthing and tells the sgts of the guard up front "im scared for my life
or maybe even just goes to a special wing with tv and pizza and ps1 and two copies of MGS1 and time splitters2 on custom map mode.
 
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The people saying its never coming back are retarded, it will 100% be coming back in some shape or form. Mook bought the site for 2 million 10 years ago, worst case scenario he dumps it and some faggot like Elon buys it. A fate worse than death sure, but it'll still exist in some capacity.
Honestly best case scenario would be Notch buying it.
 
in the west youll have whites in every prison tho. they have to do, something. probably ole' goldberg says his name is "remus" or "johan" or "bolton" or somrthing and tells the sgts of the guard up front "im scared for my life
or maybe even just goes to a special wing with tv and pizza and ps1 and two copies of MGS1 and time splitters2 on custom map mode.
AB isn't the only white gang, nor the only one accepting of white people.
The GDs have white members, as do the Crips. Then you have pure white gangs like AB, Ghostface, 373, and others.
 
I doubt there's neo-nazi presence in every prison.
depends on the level of prison, there are 122 federal prisons sorted into Minimum, Low, Medium, High, Complex, and Administrative if you are associated with a gang you are going to a higher level prison, if you cause trouble you will probably get sent to a higher level prison, depends on your crime etc. Of course the prisons for people like uncle ted or those on death row never get to interact with other inmates so gangs don't exist.
 
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depends on the level of prison, there are 122 federal prisons sorted into Minimum, Low, Medium, High, Complex, and Administrative if you are associated with a gang you are going to a higher level prison, if you cause trouble you will probably get sent to a higher level prison, depends on your crime etc. Of course the prisons for people like uncle ted or those on death row never get to interact with other inmates so gangs don't exist.
i watched, a long time ago, a documentary by national geographic (imagine!) on solitary confinement.
they found the longer a human was solitary the more likely they were to lash out in any way to get human contact, even if it was beatings.
we know better now, though, we have experienced 4chan.
 
Do you think he's even still interested in 4chan? Didn't he offer years ago and got declined, or was I fed false info?
Yes he was interested years ago. He's an oldfag who used to shout out /v/ on the Minecraft loading screen, is generally based, redpilled, autistic, White, and has a billion dollars. I cannot think of a more perfect candidate. 4chan would be in good hands.
notch.webp
 
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Yes he was interested years ago. He's an oldfag who used to shout out /v/ on the Minecraft loading screen, is generally based, redpilled, autistic, White, and has a billion dollars. I cannot think of a more perfect candidate. 4chan would be in good hands.View attachment 7243614
Notch would definitely not be worse than the current administration. But I've long give up hope of 4chan ever improving substantially.
 
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