4chan - the Internet hate machine

Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 912 18.2%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 256 5.1%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,143 42.8%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,018 20.3%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 181 3.6%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 498 9.9%

  • Total voters
    5,008
Word is the jannies are quitting because they're scared now, so this might be a wrap for 4chan.
If need be the mods will do the job of the janitors until they can find replacements. There was a time when janitors didn't exist, after all, and the mods simply managed the report queue themselves. They pawned it off onto unpaid volunteers because they could.
 
B-b-but what if it doesn't come back AFTER TWO WEEKS
Then a new 4chan will rise.

Just look at what happened with Kiwi Farms itself during the three weeks Null offline it due to Vordak's bullshit. It took no time at all for a replacement framework of a site to appear and the only reason it didn't catch on is Null restored the Farms after Vordak went too far and snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.

4chan, in comparison, is a site with an exponentially greater user base, and with it a collection of people with skill, talent, and rock solid funding to make 4chan 2: the 4chaning. And they will do it, if for literally no other reason than the knowledge 4chan being around is going to piss off a lot of self-righteous pieces of shit.
 
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this retard is posting now on 8moe. He has been posting this for years in 4chan. Is there an e-celeb thread for him?
spoiler that shit
Jersh claims to hate vtubers but he's a fucking pngtuber
The news hamster doesn't represent josh, it exists to be up on screen while he's talking about news, so that people who don't want to hear that know exactly how far to skip ahead to get to the part where he talks about fat women.
 
Imagine what? Did you have a stroke?
probably.
uh
imagine
what a carnival of prehistoric brain stems. Absolute evolutionary U-turns. Complete drooling monuments to genetic misadventure. Pure walking testimonials to nature's cruelest experiments. Shambling museum exhibits of cognitive decay. Breathing fossils of intellectual bankruptcy. Twitching ambassadors of neural collapse.
 
B-b-but what if it doesn't come back AFTER TWO WEEKS
I expect the alt chans will have to get comfy with their new refugees. I myself have been binging lolcow archives on this site and it's been most entertaining. I've also found some nice threads among the off topic media fora. I don't think I'll be too bored if 4chan is gone for weeks, or even a month or two. Maybe I'll pick up a new hobby.
 
You've seen too many movies. I doubt there's neo-nazi presence in every prison.
in the west youll have whites in every prison tho. they have to do, something. probably ole' goldberg says his name is "remus" or "johan" or "bolton" or somrthing and tells the sgts of the guard up front "im scared for my life
or maybe even just goes to a special wing with tv and pizza and ps1 and two copies of MGS1 and time splitters2 on custom map mode.
 
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The people saying its never coming back are retarded, it will 100% be coming back in some shape or form. Mook bought the site for 2 million 10 years ago, worst case scenario he dumps it and some faggot like Elon buys it. A fate worse than death sure, but it'll still exist in some capacity.
Honestly best case scenario would be Notch buying it.
 
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