Interests 6/10/15: Chris curses Sega

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I like that Chris is so adamant that his cartoon fantasy universe can't be altered by anyone else now. It only took him seven or so years.

As usual, his "curses" involve intangible things happening to people. I also like how he uses "constant" and "inconsistent" in the same sentence to describe the same thing.

I also liked the clause excluding Sonic CD's theme song from the curse. :lol:
 
No acknowledgement of the Sonic blarms tweet. Disappointing but not entirely unexpected.
 
Can anybody tell me what's up with Magi-chan's legs? It's like they're conjoined at the ankle.

Also "constant and inconsistent". It's nice to see that while Chris might have changed his gender, his grasp of language never will. There are some constants in this world!
 
To tell the truth, every time I read one of these all I see is one of _blank_'s versions of the character saying it. lol
 
"each individual associated and responsible for the three games and cartoon show shall now suffer from constant and inconsistent sensory overloads" What in the fuck is this even supposed to mean?
 
Philosophy Zombie said:
Can anybody tell me what's up with Magi-chan's legs? It's like they're conjoined at the ankle.

Also "constant and inconsistent". It's nice to see that while Chris might have changed his gender, his grasp of language never will. There are some constants in this world!
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Wow. I just noticed that Magi-chan's left leg is backwards. :lol:
 
Oh, sure now his blood is involved in this ... Cuts his finger, gets his period. (if Magi Chan is playing as Lucas, can I play as Mimms?)
 
How come I'm not allowed to complain about Chris' gender change as a sensory overload? Until Christine Weston Chandler changes back to Christian Weston Chandler then everyone associated with Sonichu will suffer from sensory overloads!
 
So is Chris not demanding physical recalls of the Sonic Boom games and merchandise anymore, or did he just forget?
 
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"each individual associated and responsible for the three games and cartoon show shall now suffer from constant and inconsistent sensory overloads" What in the fuck is this even supposed to mean?
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Translated from autism to English, I believe he is saying that he wants the people involved with this to have random sensory overload attacks at no warning, and that he wants it to be a frequent occurrence.
 
Oh God, Magi-Chan, what did they do to your legs? Seriously, his arms are both thicker and longer than his legs, and it looks like Chris got tired of drawing a simple character on a white background partway through, so he just gave up on drawing Magi-Chan's legs with any semblance of proportion or curvature.
 
John Daker said:
"each individual associated and responsible for the three games and cartoon show shall now suffer from constant and inconsistent sensory overloads" What in the fuck is this even supposed to mean?
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Okay, can I be on the record as the first Christorian on the Kiwi Farms to propose a new theory to the Sonichu canon? Chris's blood can cure homosexuality (as written by Chris, in His image and kindness (see Sonichu #10)) but His mind can cause autism.

His blood is as of anti-homo-dna and His mind is of autism, as set forth in the ancient tomes.

Look upon His strength with love and fear! For those who are loyal are granted eternity in the cartoon world as put forth by Chris, where He looks after us, and all cartoons secretly live out their day-to-day lives when not on tv!

Those who deny His attraction-signs, however, are forced into eternal servitude! Their minds rot with autism when, like with Dementors, they suffer a fate worth than death.

Fear and love Chris! Power to His name!

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