Interests 6/10/15: Chris curses Sega

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John Daker said:
"each individual associated and responsible for the three games and cartoon show shall now suffer from constant and inconsistent sensory overloads" What in the fuck is this even supposed to mean?
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Some autists have trouble processing sensory input (sight, sound, touch, etc) and when a lot of it happens frequently and loudly, it can trigger a kind of sensory overload where they start to freak out (among other things). I imagine, given that autism is both Chris' world and his crutch, sensory overloads are the worst kind of thing he can wish on his enemies.
 
sugoi-chan said:
Some autists have trouble processing sensory input (sight, sound, touch, etc) and when a lot of it happens frequently and loudly, it can trigger a kind of sensory overload where they start to freak out (among other things). I imagine, given that autism is both Chris' world and his crutch, sensory overloads are the worst kind of thing he can wish on his enemies.
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At least it fits Magi-Chan's psychic powers.
 
This is it. This is going to be the only thing on his mind while anything can go wrong tomorrow and what can go right for the betterment of his "future".

Oh how I love series finales (or final seasons).
 
Magi-Chan just gave a testimonial through me saying he doesn't care about Sonic's arms and wished Chris didn't shoehorn her Boom protests into his moment in the sun.
He just wants to play Smash.
 
HAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAH

OH MAN I thought it would be IMPOSSIBLE for Chris to work his every day struggles into these things. Like we were never going to get him derailing the sonichu universe with his ridiculous problems again. And here it is, during the middle of the advertisements he's been making it comes back in.

Also this reads a lot like legalese. I'm starting to think he didn't want to accidentally curse the wrong people or has heard so much talk like this that's how he lays out his curses as a voice of authority
 
Roflmao

The character does looks like Big the Cat!

Thanks, Sonic official Twitter!
 
I always already having mad respects for SEGA because of that Tweet alone, but Chris is just helping it roll at this point.

Boy I've been starved of classic content, and damn sure more worth it than his latest China Chasing.
 
It is dissapointing that he didn't mention the Twitter thing, but this might be the most active Chris-related day this year
 
Chris thinks he can curse people. But the "victims" live successful lives while he continues to deteriorate in a dirty, crapped life in a hoard with Barb.
 
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Chris thinks he can curse people. But the "victims" live successful lives while he continues to deteriorate in a dirty, crapped life in a hoard with Barb.
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And he's going to complain whilst forced to keep his cell clean. Absolutely no shame.
 
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Why curse Sega?
If that new Sonic the Hedgehog twitter's anything to go by, they've finally gotten their shit together for the first time in 20 years.
(Also, I love how he sneaked in the "nobody but Chris can change the Sonichu dimension." I guess the death of Simonla's still bothering him...)
 
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