7/15- Countdown to the balls dropping

[Positron]

I'm not sure why there is such opposition here to Phil cutting off his balls.

Isn't that a good idea?

We are playing contrary: we know Phil will do the exact opposite of what we say.

 

[wheat pasta]

Scar tissue.

It's also been mentioned in other threads on here, but additionally if he should go in for SRS later there'll be a lot less material to, er... forge? his new genitals with. So really it's a bad idea all around if you want to transition.

 

[Jason Puncheon]

Gotta feel sorry for the poor bastard who's got to carry out the procedure. Nobody should have to handle Phil's grody ballsack.

 

[Trombonista]

Well, as of today, it's officially not happening at Mazzoni.

 

[Varis]

Time to DIY, Ahuviya.

 

[Holdek]

Time to DIY, Ahuviya.

While the risks of blood loss and infection are low, anesthesia is a must, as the burdizzo causes blunt force trauma to the spermatic cords, which are thickly wrapped in nerve fibers.

 

[Thetan]

He should save up his tattoo money then hop on over the border to Tijuana Mexico where I hear they have some amazing deals on SRS . Cash 'n carry, no stinkin' letters required. Besides, being a 'latinx' he should feel right at home.