LGBT 7/5- Chris and Chrissy

[Ron_Swanson]

in this case it doesn't sound so much as an inner circle situation, but like it's someone else completely unrelated to Marvin acting on whatever's happening, so we have to wait until this person finishes and can release their stuff online without Chris knowing who was trolling them before they go "public" with whatever they have.

if I remember correctly, is the 'inner circle' even around anymore? I thought everyone had grown bored and or old and mature.

 

[Marvin]

Just wondering, why does the inner circle protect Chris situations and/or lulz so much and only share a bit of it?
Is it because most of it is not really interesting or because nobody else should know it because they're not in the aforementioned circle?
Don't wanna sound rude, I'm legitimately curious

If I tell you about how Chris is going to public bathrooms in town and writing "Game Stop sucks a bag of ducks! (angry sonichu face)"* in sharpie, five minutes later a ween will PM Chris on facebook saying something like this:

Chris, you don't know me, but I'm honestly a big fan of your work. I know you might be suspicious of me, but honestly, I'm truly not a troll! I've been trolled myself .

What I have to say is important, someone you know is spying on you! They are telling private secrets about you on the Kiwi Farms forum! You should catch this person and report them, whoever they are, immediately!

If you need someone to confide in, I'm here for you. Plus, I'll keep an eye on those evil trolls on Kiwi Farms for you!

Now, this isn't literally an intercepted ween message, but it's very similar. I've read many ween messages over the years and they all take this same form. "Truenhonest fan, not a troll. you're being trolled! talk to me instead!"

tl;dr: loose lips sink ships. I have a few friends in Charlottesville who tell me funny stories, like how they encounter Chris at fast food places and stuff. I try to pass these stories onto you guys, but without stepping on anyone's toes.

* Chris isn't actually doing this (but it'd be funny)

 

[Barley]

If I tell you about how Chris is going to public bathrooms in town and writing "Game Stop sucks a bag of ducks! (angry sonichu face)"* in sharpie, five minutes later a ween will PM Chris on facebook saying something like this:

Now, this isn't literally an intercepted ween message, but it's very similar. I've read many ween messages over the years and they all take this same form. "Truenhonest fan, not a troll. you're being trolled! talk to me instead!"

tl;dr: loose lips sink ships. I have a few friends in Charlottesville who tell me funny stories, like how they encounter Chris at fast food places and stuff. I try to pass these stories onto you guys, but without stepping on anyone's toes.

* Chris isn't actually doing this (but it'd be funny)

That makes great sense tbh Thanks! I always had this doubt.

 

[Thetan]

Just wondering, why does the inner circle protect Chris situations and/or lulz so much and only share a bit of it?
Is it because most of it is not really interesting or because nobody else should know it because they're not in the aforementioned circle?
Don't wanna sound rude, I'm legitimately curious

Speaking for myself, sometimes people contact me with information, along with the request that I don't drop it: they want to do the dropping once they feel that things are "played out" and they're ready. It isn't so much a question of protecting Chris as it is a question of honoring these requests. Another way of looking at it is even simpler: it's not my information to drop.

A lot of the stuff that happens with Chris isn't really interesting (look at some of the text exchanges with Catherine for example). Chris has a tendency to ramble on and on about stupid shit that nobody is interested in.

 

[That Guy]

I think some insiders (like Skyraider) like to hoard Chris content and dump it all at once, it generates more buzz and attention that doling it out piece by piece. But a lot of it tends to be mundane, boring or stuff we knew already (like most of the Catherine content).

@Marvin I'm defenitely looking forward to some Chris stories. There's a lot going on with Chris right now that we know nothing about.

 

[asperhes]

(look at some of the text exchanges with Catherine for example)

Please may I?

 

[That Guy]

Please may I?

I looked around on the CWCiki and I could not find the Catherine texts but I'm pretty sure they're on the forum somewhere. I recall seeing it in a thread somewhere.

Anyway I was rummaging around in the Catherine article and found this gem

Even before their first date, Chris was so delusional about their future together that he sent three Apology Letters to Charlottesville locations in a bid to lift bans against him, specifically so that he and Catherine could go out together in public. He thought it important that the manager of Charlottesville Fashion Square know that he and Catherine "deeply Love (NOT to be confused with the act of intercourse) and care for each other with honesty and compassion."

 

[asperhes]

I looked around on the CWCiki and I could not find the Catherine texts but I'm pretty sure they're on the forum somewhere. I recall seeing it in a thread somewhere.

My prediction is that you won't find them, but I hope you'll look. There are about four Catherine texts which have been released. They're on the Catherine E-mails page for now, because there aren't yet enough of them to warrant a separate page. We're still waiting.