LGBT 7/5- Chris and Chrissy

[GS 281]

Chris never "took the bait" from trolls. All of the past trolling was artificially constructed by a group of people with lots of control over Chris. It's fake. Chris doesn't really sperg out over criticism on his own like you'd think based on what the cwcki portrays.

This is interesting to me because for years on 789chan and the like the idea that Chris was being controlled was always met with laughter. I dunno, it just seems that when people propose X about Chris trolling, people "in the know" say "no, no, no where did you get that idea from? It's Y, but if I told you why it's Y, it would ruin things in the works". I will never understand the levels of secrecy that a group of people deem necessary to manipulate the emotions and responses of an autistic, dull normal rube from rural Virginia, but I will never understand why the story never seems straight, either. Just one of those things, I guess.

 

[Marvin]

This is interesting to me because for years on 789chan and the like the idea that Chris was being controlled was always met with laughter. I dunno, it just seems that when people propose X about Chris trolling, people "in the know" say "no, no, no where did you get that idea from? It's Y, but if I told you why it's Y, it would ruin things in the works". I will never understand the levels of secrecy that a group of people deem necessary to manipulate the emotions and responses of an autistic, dull normal rube from rural Virginia, but I will never understand why the story never seems straight, either. Just one of those things, I guess.

I talked about it in another post, but basically, we were trolling Chris and talking about it in IRC. After awhile, some weens tried to spoil things to Chris. From there, things developed to the point where different troll e-girlfriends were always trying to out the other troll e-girlfriend to Chris, so they could take their place. After awhile, people just stopped talking about their plans publicly.

 

[timtommy]

Very unlikely. I could see Chris being at Impulse for years before someone agreed to meet Chris outside of Impulse for coffee. Chris is very creepy at Impulse. Not bad enough to get him kicked out, but no sane, non-troll woman is meeting Chris outside of Impulse.

Without troll intervention, Chris doesn't do these things. I don't know if I can think of instances where he has. I mean, things were kind of natural during the Megan saga, but there was lots of troll intervention towards the end, when things finally blew up. Aside from that, all of Chris' publicly addressed messages on facebook and stuff were troll prompted.

There is drama going on with Chris, right now. It's just private. Chris doesn't make stuff public on his own.

These scenarios take a convoluted set of behind-the-scenes actions to make them happen.

And these things don't have any consequences. None of Chris' (important) bans stick.

Oh, you definitely have to rage to get in trouble at Impulse. Or literally grab someone's tits. I can confirm that Chris isn't grabbing anyone's tits. And he really doesn't rage without trolls pulling the strings.

Fair enough, it was just a hypothetical and maybe not the best one. I just look at the fact that Chris has had issues/been banned from so many places. And for completely different reasons. Impulse is different, because it's a bar. But that doesn't mean it is completely impossible to get in trouble there.

And Chris attracts trolls/weens. It also seems possible that eventually someone will fuck with him in a way that is related to Impulse and either gets him in trouble there or just makes him really pissed off at the place and its clientele.

I don't particularly think any of these things are likely. He can probably keep going until the place closes or he moves on. But there are moving parts that could turn out the wrong way for Chris.

This is interesting to me because for years on 789chan and the like the idea that Chris was being controlled was always met with laughter. I dunno, it just seems that when people propose X about Chris trolling, people "in the know" say "no, no, no where did you get that idea from? It's Y, but if I told you why it's Y, it would ruin things in the works". I will never understand the levels of secrecy that a group of people deem necessary to manipulate the emotions and responses of an autistic, dull normal rube from rural Virginia, but I will never understand why the story never seems straight, either. Just one of those things, I guess.

I don't know. It seems like the very nature of planning trolling is that you are saying things you don't want people to find out. The victim and anyone who might try to help them for one. And Marvin tells us that trolls were interfering with each other as well.

What makes trolling Chris unique is that he seems to have a bigger following. So you if you don't go to an effort to keep your discussions private they will become much more public. The fact that there are so many interested people means that people planning trolling have to go to efforts to keep things private and not just discuss things in public and hope that noone who might fuck things up happens to be watching.

 

[Marvin]

Fair enough, it was just a hypothetical and maybe not the best one. I just look at the fact that Chris has had issues/been banned from so many places. And for completely different reasons. Impulse is different, because it's a bar. But that doesn't mean it is completely impossible to get in trouble there.

And Chris attracts trolls/weens. It also seems possible that eventually someone will fuck with him in a way that is related to Impulse and either gets him in trouble there or just makes him really pissed off at the place and its clientele.

I don't particularly think any of these things are likely. He can probably keep going until the place closes or he moves on. But there are moving parts that could turn out the wrong way for Chris.

If a ween can't be in Charlottesville physically, I can't see them doing anything that damaging. (Unless they have inside information.) But as we've seen with the Catie dates and the pepper spray incident getting filmed, there are people in Charlottesville who know about Chris and are willing to mess with him IRL.

So yeah, there's definitely the possibility of a troll getting involved and Chris flipping out.

Another thing to consider is how infrequently Chris goes to Impulse compared to stuff his does in his daily life. I could see Chris having another altercation with authority in the next 2-3 years. Probably just getting ejected from somewhere for being unruly or vandalizing something.

Chris runs errands and goes to places all over town for Barb during the day. He only goes to Impulse once a week. Chris is also more likely to flip out in uncomfortable situations, like when a manager approaches him in a store. Chris is way too comfortable at Impulse.

Like, don't get me wrong. Chris is still going around town, acting like a jackass. He just usually does something retarded and then waddles away as fast as his stick legs will carry him. But he's not doing these things at Impulse. Something really strange and out of the ordinary would need to go down for his next sperg out to happen at Impulse instead of one of the several walmarts or best buys he's banned from.

It's like how people are always speculating that Chris might flip out in court. It'd be funny, but it's not very likely. (But we're all crossing our fingers!)

 

[heyyyJackiePie]

It is known Chris is a weirdo at impulse. They tolerate him, but they know he's fucked up.

And as for people meeting him, this is simply not going to happen. When you see him in person interacting with other people, it's immediately obvious he is not of sound state of mind. And beyond that, he is just so gross and disgusting to look at. The best way I can describe it that it looks like he woke up that day and decided to be a woman. His outfits are cheap and his makeup is terribly applied. Because he wants to be recognized as a woman, he chooses accessories that exaggerate and draw attention to themselves so it all just looks overdone. That's why he does the blue mascara and nail polish... it's easier to identify and signal he is a woman.

So considering all this... his mental state, bizarre and cheap presentation, his obesity and looks, and the fact he's clearly confused about his gender, it's a revolting site to behold. And let's not forget the fact he is just not a fun person to be around. He's a liability. He can't maintain an adult level of conversation. He isn't worth the time.

So all said, no one is ever going to extend friendship to Chris at Impulse and meet up with him, no matter how much they tolerate and/or feel sorry for him.

 

[timtommy]

Chris runs errands and goes to places all over town for Barb during the day. He only goes to Impulse once a week. Chris is also more likely to flip out in uncomfortable situations, like when a manager approaches him in a store. Chris is way too comfortable at Impulse.

Isn't being comfortable a bit of a double-edged sword?

He felt very comfortable at the GamePlace and, if anything, that contributed to his troubles there.

His temporary ban from Rocky's church could arguably be a factor of his comfort there too. He rambled on and on "sharing" during services. He might be less likely to do that if it was his first time in an unfamiliar church.

On the other hand, he might not have maced the GameStop employee if he was a familiar face who Chris had interacted with on a regular basis.

Chris being comfortable at a place changes the type of bullshit he gets up to. But I am not sure it eliminates it.

 

[Marvin]

Isn't being comfortable a bit of a double-edged sword?

He felt very comfortable at the GamePlace and, if anything, that contributed to his troubles there.

His temporary ban from Rocky's church could arguably be a factor of his comfort there too. He rambled on and on "sharing" during services. He might be less likely to do that if it was his first time in an unfamiliar church.

On the other hand, he might not have maced the GameStop employee if he was a familiar face who Chris had interacted with on a regular basis.

Chris being comfortable at a place changes the type of bullshit he gets up to. But I am not sure it eliminates it.

Oh, it doesn't. Chris is super creepy at Impulse. He's always up to bullshit. That's why I said he was "too comfortable". I think @heyyyJackiePie knows what I'm talking about.

But also, the bar for causing trouble at a gay bar in a town like Charlottesville is huge. Chris is easily much milder than a typical drunk person. Maybe if Chris gets trashed one night and dropped a glass, they might eject him early. And then he'll come back next week, no one will care, things will go back to normal.

Like, the only way Chris could fuck this up is if he grabbed someone's tit. And I don't mean rubbing up against someone, I mean palm-to-tit grabbing. As far as bar patrons go, Chris is very innocuous at Impulse.

 

[AnOminous]

Isn't being comfortable a bit of a double-edged sword?

He felt very comfortable at the GamePlace and, if anything, that contributed to his troubles there.

His temporary ban from Rocky's church could arguably be a factor of his comfort there too. He rambled on and on "sharing" during services. He might be less likely to do that if it was his first time in an unfamiliar church.

When it's just one dude standing up holding forth and shutting down the service for everyone else, that's clearly unacceptable. It's a lot harder to do that in a bar/club setting because there's just too much ambient noise to really sperg forth at great length.

 

[Trombonista]

He just can't not bring up trolls all the time, huh?

Hey, it's either trolls or his duck. Which would you prefer?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Insiders, as long as we're on the subject of Impulse: do you get third-party reports of Chris's antics from regular patrons or is this all from his own recounting?

 

[Marvin]

Insiders, as long as we're on the subject of Impulse: do you get third-party reports of Chris's antics from regular patrons or is this all from his own recounting?

I've got friends who go to Impulse and tell me amusing stories. Other people on here might have first hand accounts, I don't know.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Like, the only way Chris could fuck this up is if he grabbed someone's tit. And I don't mean rubbing up against someone, I mean palm-to-tit grabbing.

That doesn't sound like a stretch to me.

 

[Noodle]

I saw them got made at us for using improper pronouns for Chris.

@Cotton Puddings said it best, if you go looking for something on tumblr you'll find it. Doesn't mean it's a popular opinion.

Chris is a pretty ancient Internet figure, I don't think many of the newer generations of Internet users have heard of him yet, especially since ED isn't as popular as it once was. So many kids will never know the magic of sonichu...

 

[asperhes]

The CWCki is down.

 

[Mrs Paul]

I wonder how Chris would react if someone mentioned "trolling" as in the origin of the term: fishing.

 

[Cotton Puddings]

That's why he does the blue mascara and nail polish... it's easier to identify and signal he is a woman.

it's easier to identify and signal he is simply divine

Spoiler

 

[Purple Man]

it's easier to identify and signal he is simply divine

Spoiler

Horrifyingly, that might be the perfection he tries to achieve with his make-up.
After all, he tried once before.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

There is drama going on with Chris, right now. It's just private. Chris doesn't make stuff public on his own.

wow, so how much sticky -icky would it take for you to tell us more, Marvin? Will we ever know more? D=

also, are you saying the mythical 'chimping out' is naught but a myth? can we make it a word filter already

 

[Marvin]

wow, so how much sticky -icky would it take for you to tell us more, Marvin? Will we ever know more? D=

Haha, well, it's not really my place to drop other people's info. I'm sure they'll drop stuff when things start getting boring with Chris.

Though I might be in Charlottesville myself in a month or two. I'm sure I'll have stories.

also, are you saying the mythical 'chimping out' is naught but a myth? can we make it a word filter already

It's not a myth, so much as it mostly seems to happen in specific circumstances. It's less that Chris gets into 25 different situations, two times each, and more that he gets into two different situations, 25 times each.

Chris has a thing for vandalism, (attempted) shoplifting, violating bans, and generally starting shit with retail workers. If I was a betting man, I'd put his next altercation at walmart, best buy, or where ever he's buying his q-sands nowadays.

 

[Barley]

I'm sure they'll drop stuff when things start getting boring with Chris

Just wondering, why does the inner circle protect Chris situations and/or lulz so much and only share a bit of it?
Is it because most of it is not really interesting or because nobody else should know it because they're not in the aforementioned circle?
Don't wanna sound rude, I'm legitimately curious