LGBT 7/5- Chris and Chrissy

[Papa Nier]

I didn't get as much sleep as I should have last night. When I read the thread title and the first few words of Chris' post, I seriously thought that he had gone even further off the deep end and was referring to his Lesbian Soul as a separate person named Chrissy. I was more disappointed than relieved when I finally put two and two together.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Shut up, Dax! Chris!

 

[Haesindang Park]

Ah... The usual "comparing to himself to prove he's a victim too" post. The Victim Complex only gets stronger.

It's never my fault.
Everybody trolls me.
Why does this have to happen to me?
I've had it worse.
Pity me.

I wonder how long will his friends at Impulse will put up with him any longer? His Facebook friends no longer give a shit and even Anna seemed to have moved on.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I think chris just wants to see more lady nipples.

Chris' concept of lesbian culture comes entirely from porn intended for straight men, in which all lesbians are young, gorgeous nymphomaniacs who can't even look at another woman without stripping off and getting down to business. Chris is a lesbian, so he believes it is absolutely the right thing to obsess about boobies.

EDIT: Now I think about it, that might also be why he thinks he's compatible with straight women despite believing himself to be indistinguishable from a pretty lady. Because all women in lesbian porn are secretly bi-curious and easily persuaded to give in for some hot tribbin' action.

 

[That Guy]

His Facebook friends no longer give a shit

"Bite the pillow, Chris. I'm going in deep"

 

[ColorfulCassowary]

The SJWs defend everything Chris has done, I've seen posts in the past that were just "poor transwoman" before someone weens out and derails the conversation.

Do you have any proof of this? Maybe we could have some caps, or a link to a blog?

At first I thought this was referring to Chris's nickname, baby Chrissy, given to him in the mailbag. Instead it was about Chris and his moobs.

 

[Marvin]

I wonder how long will his friends at Impulse will put up with him any longer? His Facebook friends no longer give a shit and even Anna seemed to have moved on.

Chris nominally adds Impulse people to his facebook, but he doesn't really care about having them on there. Like, if they unfriend him on facebook, it doesn't affect anything. Chris doesn't really care.

 

[gamer2014]

Closest thing is this:

http://ughsocialjustice.com/post/107486033203/i-saw-sjws-trying-to-defend-chris-chan-i-cringed

I saw SJW's trying to defend Chris Chan. I cringed so hard, The brat maced a goddamn game stop employee and defaced several un-purchased copies of a game, he tried to play it off as a victim even though he was banned from that store, and he called all gamestop employee's rapist's like some nutty feminist. and people are defending him because he's "trans" but he calls him self a tranny..? and yeah he's just a nightmare

 

[LegoManiac]

"Emitionally"

 

[MMX]

Chris nominally adds Impulse people to his facebook, but he doesn't really care about having them on there. Like, if they unfriend him on facebook, it doesn't affect anything. Chris doesn't really care.

By Impulse people do u mean Staff/acts or actual patrons.
From what little ive seen Chris interaction seems to be limited to real women and timidly watching the drag shows.

 

[timtommy]

Chris nominally adds Impulse people to his facebook, but he doesn't really care about having them on there. Like, if they unfriend him on facebook, it doesn't affect anything. Chris doesn't really care.

I am guessing that he doesn't really care about them individually, but he that he might care about them as a group?

If one of his new LGBT friends calls him out or just disengages herself, Chris can shrug it off. But if he ever got the sense that they disliked him as a group, like if he woke up one day and had almost no Impulse friends on facebook, he would be pretty angry and hurt.

Although I don't particularly see why that would happen. Whenever Chris posts something dumb or offensive on facebook the reaction here seems to be a) To read it, and get a kick out of it then b) suggest that all his friends must be about to defriend him because of it.

We find them amusing, why shouldn't his facebook friends? If he isn't tagging them or bothering them, wouldn't a good chunk of them just decide to watch the show?

 

[Marvin]

By Impulse people do u mean Staff/acts or actual patrons.
From what little ive seen Chris interaction seems to be limited to real women and timidly watching the drag shows.

Patrons, I think.

I am guessing that he doesn't really care about them individually, but he that he might care about them as a group?

If one of his new LGBT friends calls him out or just disengages herself, Chris can shrug it off. But if he ever got the sense that they disliked him as a group, like if he woke up one day and had almost no Impulse friends on facebook, he would be pretty angry and hurt.

Nah, Chris doesn't care about maintaining facebook friends. His IRL interactions with them is what matters. He might not even remember which Impulse people he added.

 

[asperhes]

Nah, Chris doesn't care about maintaining facebook friends. His IRL interactions with them is what matters. He might not even remember which Impulse people he added.

Well he certainly cared when he was trying to set up his 15th annual high school reunion. "We're all one big family; don't unfriend me because it's like leaving Chesterfield County all over again!" I guess that was a special case.

 

[Marvin]

Well he certainly cared when he was trying to set up his 15th annual high school reunion. "We're all one big family; don't unfriend me because it's like leaving Chesterfield County all over again!" I guess that was a special case.

If Chris noticed he lost a friend or two, he could just go to Impulse and see that that's not the case.

Chris' friend count has been fluctuating for awhile. He doesn't pay attention to it.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Well he certainly cared when he was trying to set up his 15th annual high school reunion. "We're all one big family; don't unfriend me because it's like leaving Chesterfield County all over again!" I guess that was a special case.

This fits with timtommy's idea though. He was very bothered because he felt betrayed by the whole high school class as a group. One or two classmates rebuff him, he just calls them mean and runs back to the comfort of the group. But when the whole group fits bad...

 

[trueandhonestfan]

I think most people these days have figured out that the tomgirl-lesbian Chris is better enjoyed by simply watching instead of actively trolling him.

But Chris isn't nearly as funny without being trolled. Pre-trolling Chris was funny because he did funny shit and posted about it (or people who saw it posted about it), but Post-trolling/current Chris is not because all we really get are his Facebook posts.

Several years later, and Chris still only has a vague idea of what "trolling" is.

At this point, not even fucking surprised.

I have to disagree with you there. I think he just misunderstands what trolling is. His definition of what he believes trolling is actually is pretty in depth.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I don't think many of the trolls from the mid-2000's period even give two shits about Chris these days anymore.

I'm still waiting for the next INTERESTING saga. Sure this is a saga, but right now it's like a formerly-good television series being milked after eight seasons.

 

[Too Many Crooks]

So was that stupid #FreeTheNipple campaign influenced by Rosechu defending "women's rights" to strip in public or something?

 

[strayfies]

This is especially meaningless, given his most recent struggles with the word "fresh".

 

[Noodle]

You realize Tumblr genuinely defends Chris and sees him as an oppressed and bullied woman who has been harassed by misogynerds for years, right?

Uh no? From what I've seen they just think Chris needs mental help. I actually have a tumblr and after the GameStop incident most people were either saying "oh shit he's still around?" or "holy fuck poor GameStop guy".

A lot of people on tumblr are young and a lot of them work in customer service, they know how shitty it is to deal with awful people