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The extra cash should go towards a newer car for him. That 20 year old van is ready for the junk heap and I can see the next thing to go costing more than its worth.
7/9/2021 - Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW - Everfree more like Everything is Free if You're a Fat Faggot
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Chris being practical is like eating caviar and pork n' beans at the same time.
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custom sonichu fiat panda. claims and tries to prove it's the real sonichu, to do this he takes the tires off, so it can spark while driving.
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He doesn't have a license, he'll never use it.
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He does have a license tho...he drives somewhat often
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I don't post too much in Chris threads, but keep up to date on him and his antics. This got long, and to be fair, not everyone will care or want to read it, so spoilered and summed up.
tl;dr: With a tard wrangler, (who would need the patience of Jobe (Josh?)) and Chris actually being able to understand the above, Chris could make an income
This went bit off-topic, but stating my view for posterity sake.
tl:dr; Josh is a good guy, doesn't deserve the flak, is one of the last who "gets" what is happening to society and is not conforming to the nonsense
Some brief thoughts on this venture (what I would try to impart to Chris now that Null has his attention). It goes without saying that we all realize Chris is retarded, insane, mentally ill, not too swift etc. and so imparting any wisdom and guidance, and making it stick, would indeed be a true miracle. But if he could be made to understand, on a permanent (semi-permanent anyway) basis some of the below, he could actually go forward in life without as much worry about money.
Explain that the fundraiser shows that with some work and effort on his part, Chris could make some pretty good money. And on a regular basis. Make him understand that he can make some money, for many years, which will help him and to some extent his mother. It comes down to whether Chris will put in effort to make it happen.
Also, of course impart or assist him with managing said money. Some form of investment plan too, put some money aside and make Chris understand that saving money to buildup a nestegg or emergency funds is necessary to ensure when times are tough, he will have access to money without stress of trying to come up with it. Tell him most everyone does this so he understands it is a normal thing that is done around the world. Perhaps a monthly stipend would also be good as he can rely on a couple of hundred extra every month on top of his govt benefits. Main thing is, if Null is willing to help Chris by doing these types of GFM or other methods of getting Chris to work and produce stuff for sale every so often, pike a good portion of money away for him in some interest bearing account or something.
While this fundraiser is mainly to get Chris to Seattle to play with bronies, its not like he isn't performing tasks, work or product to receive the money. He is doing a "job" and people are paying him for it. Regardless of the fact that Chris' art is not great and his videos are usually odd and a bit nutty, he is doing "work" and is being compensated for it.
Let's look at just this one GFM for a moment. From what I can tell, he has to make 50+ drawings and perhaps 10 videos? I might be wrong and it is way more, but that is a guestimate. Whatever the case, he is making $5,000 bucks for his efforts. And I expect if one was to calculate just how many hours Chris ends up putting in to fulfill every request, his hourly pay I am sure would be in the high double digits I would think. So, realistically, Chris is getting paid, quite well, to draw and record videos.
Now, suppose Null did a similar GFM, say once every 2 months, or 6 times a year. In essence Chris would make an extra $30K per year, Do it once a month, $60K. Perhaps lower the prices a bit to garner more takers, then more could be made potentially.
The sky really is the limit in a way. I mean, I don't follow that DSP asshole much at all, but see he pulls in a ton of money, and he is a gross, sad and pathetic little man who is rude and mean to people who actually are stupid enough to watch him be a lazy fuck. If that guy can make that kind of money, Chris certainly could, I have no doubt on that.
Chris really needs a "manager" as with his internet infamy and general strangeness, there are people. as this GFM clearly proves, who will give Chris money. That caustic shit that is one DSP does well, Chris could too. Just Chris is more retarded than DSP and doesn't know how to make use of the audience he has.
That's my stony commentary on this trip. I am sure Josh already has the above in his head anyway, he's a smart guy who knows how this could play out, with both effort (hopefully not too great) and Chris being "trained" or adjusted to make it work and perhaps actually improve Chris' life for awhile, if not long into the future. Whatever happens, it's content if nothing else! LOL
Explain that the fundraiser shows that with some work and effort on his part, Chris could make some pretty good money. And on a regular basis. Make him understand that he can make some money, for many years, which will help him and to some extent his mother. It comes down to whether Chris will put in effort to make it happen.
Also, of course impart or assist him with managing said money. Some form of investment plan too, put some money aside and make Chris understand that saving money to buildup a nestegg or emergency funds is necessary to ensure when times are tough, he will have access to money without stress of trying to come up with it. Tell him most everyone does this so he understands it is a normal thing that is done around the world. Perhaps a monthly stipend would also be good as he can rely on a couple of hundred extra every month on top of his govt benefits. Main thing is, if Null is willing to help Chris by doing these types of GFM or other methods of getting Chris to work and produce stuff for sale every so often, pike a good portion of money away for him in some interest bearing account or something.
While this fundraiser is mainly to get Chris to Seattle to play with bronies, its not like he isn't performing tasks, work or product to receive the money. He is doing a "job" and people are paying him for it. Regardless of the fact that Chris' art is not great and his videos are usually odd and a bit nutty, he is doing "work" and is being compensated for it.
Let's look at just this one GFM for a moment. From what I can tell, he has to make 50+ drawings and perhaps 10 videos? I might be wrong and it is way more, but that is a guestimate. Whatever the case, he is making $5,000 bucks for his efforts. And I expect if one was to calculate just how many hours Chris ends up putting in to fulfill every request, his hourly pay I am sure would be in the high double digits I would think. So, realistically, Chris is getting paid, quite well, to draw and record videos.
Now, suppose Null did a similar GFM, say once every 2 months, or 6 times a year. In essence Chris would make an extra $30K per year, Do it once a month, $60K. Perhaps lower the prices a bit to garner more takers, then more could be made potentially.
The sky really is the limit in a way. I mean, I don't follow that DSP asshole much at all, but see he pulls in a ton of money, and he is a gross, sad and pathetic little man who is rude and mean to people who actually are stupid enough to watch him be a lazy fuck. If that guy can make that kind of money, Chris certainly could, I have no doubt on that.
Chris really needs a "manager" as with his internet infamy and general strangeness, there are people. as this GFM clearly proves, who will give Chris money. That caustic shit that is one DSP does well, Chris could too. Just Chris is more retarded than DSP and doesn't know how to make use of the audience he has.
That's my stony commentary on this trip. I am sure Josh already has the above in his head anyway, he's a smart guy who knows how this could play out, with both effort (hopefully not too great) and Chris being "trained" or adjusted to make it work and perhaps actually improve Chris' life for awhile, if not long into the future. Whatever happens, it's content if nothing else! LOL
This went bit off-topic, but stating my view for posterity sake.
As for the manager, I commend Null for doing this, or making the efforts to see that Chris can go to the Con and have an enjoyable, safe and good time, without anyone either messing with him, or him regressing and creating a new saga or arc. I hope that Null personally doesn't have to deal with any garbage or BS in his mission.
And Null is the guy who actually runs this site which has an entire section dedicated to Chris, The guy whose bursting into internet limelight gave birth to the site to some degree at that! Quite an odd juxtaposition is it not?
But it goes to show that KF (aka Josh) is more than "that troll forum", or the Nazis' website that is the home of evil and vicious harassers/stalkers of Chris/tranny/other "fine" people/communities on the internet.
What these idiots on the internet are too obtuse to understand is that the Farms/Josh are on a bit deeper level when it comes to the digital world called Internet. They cry about the Farms being a haven of sociopaths, murderers, stalkers etc. that cause people to off themselves. Yeah, welcome to Internet! That can be said for all social media sites and forums. Look at the shit that gets talked about concerning celebrities, politicians etc. The difference between them and the people who cry about the Farms is that those people have lives and don't cry over words on a computer screen.
Perhaps some day if their freedoms and rights that they enjoy were suddenly snatched from them, they may clue in that the Farms is one of the only websites, that I know of, that allows the amount and type of content to be posted here, free for anyone to discuss, read or engage in conversations. I mean when the owner of a website tells a nation's police force to fuck off, well, that right there sealed it in my books as to what this site is truly about. The people who scream and rage and cry bloody murder about this site's existence come from all varieties and spectrums of life it seems. Whether men who wear dresses, people who seem to love animals (and children) waayy too much, or whatever, they all share one thing in common, lack of clarity and an inability to look at the big picture.
It will be a sad day if this site gets destroyed or vanquished all because people can't turn off their computer and go and live in the real world. As Josh said, with Dreamhost now running scared, its a dark foreboding of what seems to be coming when you can't make fun of people who deserve to be made fun of. I liken it to standup comedy and what has happened with that. You'd never hear the types of comedy routines popular in 60s and 70s and early 80s today. God forbid we tell a racial, female or homo joke or laugh at a man wearing a dress. What changed? Is the internet to blame for why the world has become pussywhipped and cowtailed to allow lunacy to reign? The Kiwi Farms is the perfect place to compile and keep track of all this craziness. If the world ever wakes up, many eons from now if at all, the Farms will be the Sacred Scrolls when it comes to telling the story of how a nice society suddenly became warped by causes and cancel culture. I am just glad I am near the end of the life journey and got to live most of my young life before social media, SJW, cancel culture, 60+ genders and other craziness came into full force.
And Null is the guy who actually runs this site which has an entire section dedicated to Chris, The guy whose bursting into internet limelight gave birth to the site to some degree at that! Quite an odd juxtaposition is it not?
But it goes to show that KF (aka Josh) is more than "that troll forum", or the Nazis' website that is the home of evil and vicious harassers/stalkers of Chris/tranny/other "fine" people/communities on the internet.
What these idiots on the internet are too obtuse to understand is that the Farms/Josh are on a bit deeper level when it comes to the digital world called Internet. They cry about the Farms being a haven of sociopaths, murderers, stalkers etc. that cause people to off themselves. Yeah, welcome to Internet! That can be said for all social media sites and forums. Look at the shit that gets talked about concerning celebrities, politicians etc. The difference between them and the people who cry about the Farms is that those people have lives and don't cry over words on a computer screen.
Perhaps some day if their freedoms and rights that they enjoy were suddenly snatched from them, they may clue in that the Farms is one of the only websites, that I know of, that allows the amount and type of content to be posted here, free for anyone to discuss, read or engage in conversations. I mean when the owner of a website tells a nation's police force to fuck off, well, that right there sealed it in my books as to what this site is truly about. The people who scream and rage and cry bloody murder about this site's existence come from all varieties and spectrums of life it seems. Whether men who wear dresses, people who seem to love animals (and children) waayy too much, or whatever, they all share one thing in common, lack of clarity and an inability to look at the big picture.
It will be a sad day if this site gets destroyed or vanquished all because people can't turn off their computer and go and live in the real world. As Josh said, with Dreamhost now running scared, its a dark foreboding of what seems to be coming when you can't make fun of people who deserve to be made fun of. I liken it to standup comedy and what has happened with that. You'd never hear the types of comedy routines popular in 60s and 70s and early 80s today. God forbid we tell a racial, female or homo joke or laugh at a man wearing a dress. What changed? Is the internet to blame for why the world has become pussywhipped and cowtailed to allow lunacy to reign? The Kiwi Farms is the perfect place to compile and keep track of all this craziness. If the world ever wakes up, many eons from now if at all, the Farms will be the Sacred Scrolls when it comes to telling the story of how a nice society suddenly became warped by causes and cancel culture. I am just glad I am near the end of the life journey and got to live most of my young life before social media, SJW, cancel culture, 60+ genders and other craziness came into full force.
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Has anyone considered a that the difference could be the down payment for some duck removal surgery? You can finance anything nowadays. Why not finance having your twig and giggleberries chopped off?
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Based on what I heard from the people of Alabama about themselves and Chris's identity, they'll leave him to rot.
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I hope Null gives Chris all of the money and Chris goes crazy on pony crap. I want to see him lug so much autistic pony crap on to that plane.
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I'm hoping for something more along the lines of Rodney King after he tries to curse a jerkop who pulled him over for driving 45 in a 65.
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If Null steals 100% of the money, I wouldn’t think any less of him. He deserves it.
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I take it back. Instead of going to seatmates' booze bills, it should go to protecting the Farms from more angry trannies who think we're tranny-killers despite our dear leader fundraising for one of the looniest trannies of all.
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Please let there be multiple panels about MLP G5 and Chris not managing to handle it anymore.
Though I believe he's too meek to actually sperg out.
Though I believe he's too meek to actually sperg out.
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According to the godes-queen himself, Chris lowkey wants to keep his "ugly growth" because he still feels sexually repressed and wants a boyfriend-free girl, or a repeat with Mia Hamm. If he still felt serious about it, he would have done a go fund me on that, or shut up about his polyamorous marriage.
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anyone who "buys" from chris derives sexual pleasurer from being conned by a fat retard
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Which, to state the bleedin' obvious, makes it clear that all of his bullshit about being a lesbian-souled goddess is precisely that. Bullshit.
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There’s a reason he carved a hole into his taint rather than taking the knife to his bent duck.
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