7/9/2021 - Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW - Everfree more like Everything is Free if You're a Fat Faggot

[Muu]

Has anyone considered a that the difference could be the down payment for some duck removal surgery? You can finance anything nowadays. Why not finance having your twig and giggleberries chopped off?

Good job Chris is too lazy and immature for that, I'm not going to even think about him getting bottom surgery, he'd be dead in a week from his neo vag and the smell is making me retch just thinking about it.

 

[A Grey Cat]

to get everyone's mind off Chris joining the am hole club with Kevin, yavin and wedge. I'd just like to say that Chris's little fundraiser for a vacation has done some good. It's inspired me to start a fund of my own to visit universal studios again next year. but not a gofund begging campaign, no no I'm gonna save money i earn from an actual job for it and not beg complete strangers for money and make a jackass of myself on camera or draw shit commissions for it.

so thank you chris thank you for the inspiration

 

[CeeusBeeus]

Ever see “The Langoliers”?

I have (cool handle, by the way)! So you're saying... Null parks a 737 on an abandoned airstrip and Chris has to push it to the refueling point in order to get it off the ground? Yeah, I can see that.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

There’s a reason he carved a hole into his taint rather than taking the knife to his bent duck.

Because he's a fat lunatic with bad hygeine.

 

[Uncle Meat]

Chris is the reason we have people like Connor Murphy. If you humiliate yourself and your family by doing horrible and dumb things long enough, eventually people send you money for nothing and it doesn't matter what you do any more. If you have no shame and you can flail around in an entertaining manner, I guess it beats working. It sure doesn't fit my own career goals though.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Has anyone considered a that the difference could be the down payment for some duck removal surgery? You can finance anything nowadays. Why not finance having your twig and giggleberries chopped off?

Chris being trans is just another play dress-up costume, like much of his "look" throughout his life. It's also why still retains "Chris" and "Christopher".

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris being trans is just another play dress-up costume, like much of his "look" throughout his life. It's also why still retains "Chris" and "Christopher".

This has nothing to do with his trans identity, but his trans identity is a consequence of this. He's never had a real personality outside of gross and delusional. He's even changed his name as a child. I don't think Chris has ever had a real intuitive sense of who he is, and he's going to struggle with that forever.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

I have (cool handle, by the way)! So you're saying... Null parks a 737 on an abandoned airstrip and Chris has to push it to the refueling point in order to get it off the ground? Yeah, I can see that.

I wanted to go with "Chris Chansen" and had a really cool photoshop with Hansen wearing the iconic polo shirt. But I think someone already grabbed that name and I was too lazy to make another variation. I had this cool "Dill Doe" picture and know how much Chris hates pickles and I was also remembered Chris shits his pants a lot and makes dirty crapped briefs (I guess it's dirty crapped panties now).

But yeah, if you remember the short story, everyone who was awake when the plane passed through the void or whatever just disappeared and left a pile of clothes and jewelry in every seat. I could imagine the gigantic pile of smelly rings, necklaces and bracelets in Chris's seat. But they will likely have to knock him out mid flight anyway so he will be asleep when they pass through. If they pass through.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

This has nothing to do with his trans identity, but his trans identity is a consequence of this. He's never had a real personality outside of gross and delusional. He's even changed his name as a child. I don't think Chris has ever had a real intuitive sense of who he is, and he's going to struggle with that forever.

I have met very few transgender people but those that I have met have been pretty serious about their transition. I even met Calpernia Addams once. I haven't met one Corporal Klinger yet that just gets off on cross dressing and dressing like a woman as a costume. These transgender folk have been busy saving for getting the actual surgery and maybe that entitles them to get snotty when people misgender them. Chris gets snotty when someone calls him a dude instead of a godes or a woman. Chris needs to shit or get off the pot and quit being a Klinger. I know that most people in the trans community know who Chris is and while they would balk at donating to his fantasy of molesting the air in Washington state with Bronyfucks they might see his commitment to the trans lifestyle if he committed to having his balls chopped of and donate for a surgery.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I have met very few transgender people but those that I have met have been pretty serious about their transition. I even met Calpernia Addams once. I haven't met one Corporal Klinger yet that just gets off on cross dressing and dressing like a woman as a costume. These transgender folk have been busy saving for getting the actual surgery and maybe that entitles them to get snotty when people misgender them. Chris gets snotty when someone calls him a dude instead of a godes or a woman. Chris needs to shit or get off the pot and quit being a Klinger. I know that most people in the trans community know who Chris is and while they would balk at donating to his fantasy of molesting the air in Washington state with Bronyfucks they might see his commitment to the trans lifestyle if he committed to having his balls chopped of and donate for a surgery.

Chris is incapable of abstract thought. I'll just leave it at that.

 

[Tikbalang]

to get everyone's mind off Chris joining the am hole club with Kevin, yavin and wedge. I'd just like to say that Chris's little fundraiser for a vacation has done some good. It's inspired me to start a fund of my own to visit universal studios again next year. but not a gofund begging campaign, no no I'm gonna save money i earn from an actual job for it and not beg complete strangers for money and make a jackass of myself on camera or draw shit commissions for it.

so thank you chris thank you for the inspiration

He'll never know the good feel and the rewards of hardwork.

 

[A Grey Cat]

He'll never know the good feel and the rewards of hardwork.

it'll take a lot longer to raise 1000 dollars let alone 4000 and it might not even make that much in a year, but it'll be more satisfying and fulfilling knowing my own perseverance, determination, diligence, hard work and sweat went into raising it.


The only one of those Chris has is sweat, and plenty of it. but not even cause he works hard, but from being fat, lazy, and grossly out of shape.

 

[Tikbalang]

The only one of those Chris has is sweat, and plenty of it. but not even cause he works hard, but from being fat, lazy, and grossly out of shape.

To him, wishing hard enough to get into his heaven is hardwork.

 

[A Flying Nun]

Gotta be honest: haven't actively watched a video of Chris in forever cause he's honestly gross to look at at this point, so I'm one of those weenies that scrolls down to the comments section and doesn't watch his disgusting antics, just listening instead.

But I haven't even clicked a vid lately and now....holy shit, his "girl" voice. This dude thinks a falsetto is a girl voice. Moreover he's stupidly lazy with it and gives up every second sentence. We all know him being trans is bullshit anyway but even the thin veil used to pretend he's trans is molding and full of holes.

Imagine being trans but you're too lazy to transition. "Yeah I feel better as a girl buuuuuut that'd also take effort, so fuck it."

 

[The Dude]

Based on what I heard from the people of Alabama about themselves and Chris's identity, they'll leave him to rot.

I'm pretty familiar with Alabama. My family and I just traveled down to Alabama and Tennessee a few weeks ago. It really depends on which part of Alabama Chris hypothetically would be in. From my experience, Southerners on the whole tend to be very friendly, decent, kind people. For example, while we were on our trip I had pulled our rental car over on the highway shoulder while my wife was helping our youngest with something. There wasn't anything wrong with the car, but I did put on the emergency flashers since we were on the side of the highway. We were only on the highway shoulder for five minutes at most, but it was long enough for someone else to pull over in front of us to see if we needed any help. Most Southerners I've met are like that. Just really decent, salt-of-the-earth types who still believe in the Golden Rule and good Christian values. However, if Chris were hypothetically in one of the rural parts of Alabama and the local law officers were to see him bumblefucking around unsupervised, they might potentially mistake him for an injured or diseased farm animal that's escaped it's paddock and figure it would be best to put him out of his misery, then call the local animal control officer to come clean him up from the side of the road. Putting down injured animals is actually pretty common for law enforcement officers who work in rural parts of the US, regardless what state it is.

Please let there be multiple panels about MLP G5 and Chris not managing to handle it anymore.
Though I believe he's too meek to actually sperg out.

It would be poetic if, after all the trouble and effort that's been made to raise the funds to ship Chris to the opposite side of the country so he can go to his ponyfag gathering, when he gets there everyone he meets is openly excited for MLP G5 and discussing it enthusiastically to the point where it would be impossible for Chris to tune them out or otherwise ignore them. Even better, it would be great if they were also openly hostile towards Chris, letting him know that he's not welcome there. There have already been a few ponyfags who have made it clear that they don't want him to be there.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I have met very few transgender people but those that I have met have been pretty serious about their transition. I even met Calpernia Addams once. I haven't met one Corporal Klinger yet that just gets off on cross dressing and dressing like a woman as a costume. These transgender folk have been busy saving for getting the actual surgery and maybe that entitles them to get snotty when people misgender them. Chris gets snotty when someone calls him a dude instead of a godes or a woman. Chris needs to shit or get off the pot and quit being a Klinger. I know that most people in the trans community know who Chris is and while they would balk at donating to his fantasy of molesting the air in Washington state with Bronyfucks they might see his commitment to the trans lifestyle if he committed to having his balls chopped of and donate for a surgery.

You can't really blame Chris for that since he's one to follow trends and the current one is that gender can be anything you want up to including feminine penis's.

Like back when he was asked how many genders there were Chris uncritically answered 58 because that's how many gender options there were on Facebook at the time.

 

[:gold:]

it'll take a lot longer to raise 1000 dollars let alone 4000 and it might not even make that much in a year, but it'll be more satisfying and fulfilling knowing my own perseverance, determination, diligence, hard work and sweat went into raising it.


The only one of those Chris has is sweat, and plenty of it. but not even cause he works hard, but from being fat, lazy, and grossly out of shape.

Chris is no longer human, he has become a blind idiot god. His worshipers are sacrificing their NEET bucks so he may move in mysterious ways.

 

[Duke Nukem]

The young 'uns can complain all they want, this is a decent cause.

Chris has already paid for the event and accommodation, but his travel plan was stupid, even for Chris. This is preventing the Chris-Chan saga ending with the van breaking down and Chris getting shot by some redneck/starving to death/being eaten by a bear/dying of some form of exposure/being picked up by a cult/getting abducted by aliens.

It's nice for him to get out the house and get some social contact (as long as he doesn't get too touchy-feely!) as well as getting away from Barb for a little while (wonder how she is?).

Alas, I don't trust Chris to provide the services he promised in return, so I personally won't be throwing a tenner his way, but I won't be calling anyone who does a fucking mong.

Of course, considering his luck he'll probably dodge the consequences of all of the above no matter what happens. Whether he makes it to that gay pony show is an entire different story though.

No kidding. It's pretty easy.
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As much as I disagree with you sometimes, this will never not be funny.

Good job Chris is too lazy and immature for that, I'm not going to even think about him getting bottom surgery, he'd be dead in a week from his neo vag and the smell is making me retch just thinking about it.

Honestly I'm surprised he hasn't done this already. It's not like he has any use for them.

 

[Rockafire Ass Explosion]

I've donated and it's said I should request something. Chris will never provide so I'll take whatever.

As a Farmer mission I'm even willing to throw in my hat to pick the tard up from the airport so some Uber Chinese dude doesn't murder him getting it to the hotel.

 

[Retarded INTP]

Absolutely nothing good will come out of this. Let's hope it does happen lol.