Despite the Sonichu getting bent over by Chris, Chris would be the catcher. He fucked himself up with all the estrogen and soy so bad that his duck probably doesn't get hard anymore. Maybe he'll finally get to have the intercourse with someone who isn't a hooker or imaginary.
I'm not going to give him money but I'm not going to bitch and moan about people who do. It's as pointless as telling the tard to get a job. I really hope he goes because there's going to be teh big epic lulz.
He's going to need a handler at the airport or he's going to miss his flight. I'm assuming he's going through Dulles, which is huge and easy to get lost if you are a slow in the mind. He's going to annoy the fuck out of his fellow passengers. There's probably going to be another too many games like incident at the con. Probably a pretty good chance he gets shanked by a hobo with an AIDs syringe.
He never leaves the house and he is unfamiliar with environments where he isn't in complete control. This whole trip needs to be recorded. It's going to be Chris at his best.
