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Positron said:
Am I the only one who is disturbed that Chris thinks Paxil is an anti-hypertensive drug?
Or that he's made an absolutely retarded paraphrase of Shakespeare?
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I think he is on both paxil and blood pressure meds--at least he talks about the blood pressure meds during the thing with Catherine. I think it just came out rétarded.
 
WeeGee said:
This is why women can't be nice to Chris, they're always gal pal possible sweetheart candidates in his eyes, regardless of the lack of interest in him.
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Hilarious that you mention that, because I think I remember Doopie actually having a boyfriend. Could be wrong, but I think I remember that being the case.
 
I kind of feel bad for Doopie. I had no idea who she is. I still dont. I now know her as somebody Chris wants. I think she should cut her losses amd sever all ties in the most public way possible to shed herself of this kind of attention. The farms demand sacrifice for the crops.
 
The Tenth Doctor said:
Doopie's not even a high school grad, what, waiting tables is too stressful? Maybe if he quit the online shit and went back to school he wouldnt be so stressed about drawing animu requests at $25 a page.

He whines about wanting to be a real artist, if he gets all tweeked out over his patreon shit there is no fucking way he could ever handle working for a real company that says when they want it friday, they mean fucking wendsday and will be bitching that you haven't finished on tuesday.
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I'm confused, is Doopie a boy or a girl? I'm pretty sure you didn't mean Chris since Chris is a TRUE AND HONEST high school graduate, and has a TRUE AND HONEST associates degree. Is there any evidence to claim proof that Doopiedoover is a boy, or a transgendered individual? [Because I'm sure it would've been brought to attention before now] or are you attacking Doopie for the obvious situation of "An attention whore is whoring for attention, please give me more attention?" Because if that is the case, let me state the obvious response "No shit Sherlock, however its a source of current OPL milk so sit back and enjoy the moos of the pained cow."

While we on the topic of "failed/stressing deliveries" let's look at Chris' list of things promised to do, and hasn't done.
1. Raffle Prizes. (Late by 1 month)
2. Art/Video Commissions (Late by months=1year)
3. Getting Better (Late by 5 years)
4. Getting a job (Late by 10 years)
5. Being successful (Late by 30 years)
6. Finding a TRUE AND HONEST sweetheart (Late by 30 years)
7. Having a life (Late by 30 years)
8. No longer being alive (Late by 35 years)
 
Doopie being trans is a rumour started by ED. No seriously substantiated claims except "hurrdurr kinda looks like boi".
 
The Tenth Doctor said:
This is good. Look at Chris sperging to protect his girl.View attachment 256181
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This is starting to feel like the infamous voicemail scene from the movie Swingers. It's just getting cringier and cringier from Chris.

Oh and is there a way Doopie can block Chris on Patreon and Twitter? Because buckle up boys and girls that's what happening next. And then Chris blames the trolls and tards himself into slumber.
 
Orkeosaurus said:
This guy is definitely Michael Hirtes, isn't it? Scamming commission artists was his calling card.
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Nope that's not Micheal. Look on Chris's twitter and you'll see who Micheal is. I'll give you a hint, Asperger's.
 
MasterDisaster said:
I really want to know the content of those emails. I'm thinking they could just be innocent but then again Doopie took the time to point them out openly instead of in a return email; maybe they're pretty damn bad.
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Those emails will be leaked in doo time
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
A 35 year old man(child) should not need a blood pressure med.[/MEDIA]
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Well, if he was in shape, he wouldn't need any. His heart is probably drowning in plaque.

You have to remember that this is the same guy who was huffing and puffing after just a few short minutes of hiking.
 
heymate said:
Well, if he was in shape, he wouldn't need any. His heart is probably drowning in plaque.

You have to remember that this is the same guy who was huffing and puffing after just a few short minutes of hiking.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EHCdKOTNpEg
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Never thought I'd look back on these videos and think Chris looks like a completely healthy individual by comparison.
 
Philosophy Phil said:
I'm confused, is Doopie a boy or a girl? I'm pretty sure you didn't mean Chris since Chris is a TRUE AND HONEST high school graduate, and has a TRUE AND HONEST associates degree. Is there any evidence to claim proof that Doopiedoover is a boy, or a transgendered individual? [Because I'm sure it would've been brought to attention before now] or are you attacking Doopie for the obvious situation of "An attention whore is whoring for attention, please give me more attention?" Because if that is the case, let me state the obvious response "No shit Sherlock, however its a source of current OPL tard cum so sit back and enjoy the moos of the pained cow."

While we on the topic of "failed/stressing deliveries" let's look at Chris' list of things promised to do, and hasn't done.
1. Raffle Prizes. (Late by 1 month)
2. Art/Video Commissions (Late by months=1year)
3. Getting Better (Late by 5 years)
4. Getting a job (Late by 10 years)
5. Being successful (Late by 30 years)
6. Finding a TRUE AND HONEST sweetheart (Late by 30 years)
7. Having a life (Late by 30 years)
8. No longer being alive (Late by 35 years)
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Doopie is a girl who is most well-known for doing voice overs on a youtube countdown/fact channel. Just hearing her voice its pretty obvious there is no way she's ever owned a penis. She also has the littlest voice of all of them on top of an innocent persona on the show, so I'm guessing this is why Chris latched on to her.
 
Doopie is going to block Chris fairly soon. His tweets are getting less sad and more creepy and uncomfortable. And the weens are really starting to attack Doopie for no real reason. If I'm her that is not worth 50 bucks a month.... Besides, 50 extra bucks in Chris's wallet buys a lot of bananas. Or electricity. Or medicine.. or, you know, whatever the hell they are scamming us for this week.
 
Christ, I need to keep up more with Chris, this shit is fucking gold.
 
trance4lifeyo said:
Doopie is going to block Chris fairly soon. His tweets are getting less sad and more creepy and uncomfortable. And the fools are really starting to attack Doopie for no real reason. If I'm her that is not worth 50 bucks a month.... Besides, 50 extra bucks in Chris's wallet buys a lot of bananas. Or electricity. Or medicine.. or, you know, whatever the hell they are scamming us for this week.
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Ten bucks says Doopie snaps by the end of this year and ends up blocking Chris.
 
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