8/15 - Sockness enabling Chris's Magi-Chan role-playing, luring him for a visit

[Alex Krycek]

I’m reading all of Sockness’ posts in a Zodiac Killer voice.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I’m reading all of Sockness’ posts in a Zodiac Killer voice.

Why do you think Sockness sounds like Ted Cruz?

 

[Doxus]

I am severely disappointed that we dont have recordings of Chris "channeling Magi-chan". Does he like, changes his voice or he goes lazy (even for this) and just says that Magi-chan is the one talking right now.

We've seen him Chris channel Marge Simpson, during the ghost hunting thing. I imagine its like that.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Ok, that's how I know Sockness is lying. Chris probably doesn't even know how to turn on the stove.

the day he learns how to do that is the day we'll get house fire saga vol. 2

Chris has cooked on the stove before. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2016_Facebook_posts#Happy_Thanksgiving.21_Brought_to_you_by_Cutco

 

[GherkinRealness]

Chris has cooked on the stove before. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2016_Facebook_posts#Happy_Thanksgiving.21_Brought_to_you_by_Cutco

Christ almighty that's the most depressing spread i think i've ever seen.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Man, this shit isn't funny... this is just two schizophrenic men preparing for a meet-'n'-fuck.

Where have all the Liquids gone, and where are all the Clydes?
Where's the pickle-suited troll to make Chris yell on mic?

 

[Gold Anemone]

I’m genuinely concerned Chris is going to get date-raped by this loon. And he’ll probably convince Chris that he summoned Magi and Rosechu to psychically consummate their marriage or something.

 

[GherkinRealness]

And he’ll probably convince Chris that he summoned Magi and Rosechu to psychically consummate their marriage or something.

This needs to be a leaked sex tape. It'll be equal parts hilarious/horrifying.

 

[Jack Awful]

They need to cut the boring shit and meet up! The will they/won't they anticipation is killing me!

 

[Alex Krycek]

They need to cut the boring shit and meet up! The will they/won't they anticipation is killing me!

Are you referring to sex or murder/suicide?

 

[Jack Awful]

Are you referring to sex or murder/suicide?

Both, hopefully

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

This needs to be a leaked sex tape. It'll be equal parts hilarious/horrifying.

More the latter. I don’t even know how it will work because neither is well endowed if you know what I’m saying

 

[navydeckink]

They need to cut the boring shit and meet up! The will they/won't they anticipation is killing me!

Maybe some paypig will float em a ticket n get the ball rolling.

 

[King Kiwi]

Bunch of cockteases.

Fucking do something.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

RIP CWC

 

[The handsome tard]

Christ almighty that's the most depressing spread i think i've ever seen.

And I thought my Thanksgiving meals were depressing to watch.
Then again, after watching Chris's christmas video, I suddenly realized my "meh" christmas days could be much much fucking worse.

 

[cohensd]

I'm excited for what's going to happen but what the fuck am I reading?

 

[Trash Puppet]

I wonder how Barb will react to Sockness showing up on her doorstep to fuck Chris. I wonder if she is even aware and can function enough to think about how she feels about some creepy, strange man wanting to live there.

 

[Rupin]

Man, this shit isn't funny... this is just two schizophrenic men preparing for a meet-'n'-fuck.

Where have all the Liquids gone, and where are all the Clydes?
Where's the pickle-suited troll to make Chris yell on mic?

They can't exist in today's Kiwi Farms due to all the the trolls that were in their teens and early twenties then turning into SJW fags as they got older.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

I wonder how Barb will react to Sockness showing up on her doorstep to fuck Chris. I wonder if she is even aware and can function enough to think about how she feels about another creepy, strange man wanting to live there.

FTFY