8/15 - Sockness enabling Chris's Magi-Chan role-playing, luring him for a visit

[Alex Krycek]

Bob's a republican, doesn't he have guns left in the house?

Barb probably sold them after he died if he did have any. There is a possibility she held onto a pistol for some protection but if so the hoard has swallowed it.

 

[Arthur Calwell]

Bob's a republican, doesn't he have guns left in the house?

They were sold after he died

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I’m pretty sure that this isn’t Chris himself talking. This is a little too articulate to be Chris.

Dude! The speech patterns are identical! He's just trying to sound intellectual and failing miserably.

 

[troon patrol]

They were sold after he died

That has always bothered me, how chris and barb carved up what was left of Bob's prized personal items and hocked them for money. Anyone know what happened to his record collection? RIP to the lumberjack he died and pretty fucked up death.

 

[The handsome tard]

That has always bothered me, how chris and barb carved up what was left of Bob's prized personal items and hocked them for money. Anyone know what happened to his record collection? RIP to the lumberjack he died and pretty fucked up death.

It gets worse considering Bob's letter to Chris where he hoped that Chris would look after his things (or at the very least, give them proper owners, tho not in the way Chris is currently doing). Chris is destroying his legacy for vidya and toys that have shit historical and emotional value in comparison. You would think Barb would have issue but then you remember its Barb, I doubt she cared/loved Bob, or at least she didnt in his final years...
Bob's final years scare me more than anything Lovecraft wrote

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Look, whether or not Sockness amputates the Bent Duck as a trophy/memento, can we all agree that Sockness and Chris getting together is gonna be the funniest thing since Clyde Cash?
And yes, my money is on Sockness putting every Christorian to shame by taking the infamous Ugly Growth and making Christine a "real" woman. Whether or not he mounts it on a plaque or roasts it for dinner is an open question.

 

[GherkinRealness]

Look, whether or not Sockness amputates the Bent Duck as a trophy/memento, can we all agree that Sockness and Chris getting together is gonna be the funniest thing since Clyde Cash?
And yes, my money is on Sockness putting every Christorian to shame by taking the infamous Ugly Growth and making Christine a "real" woman. Whether or not he mounts it on a plaque or roasts it for dinner is an open question.

You're actually tempting me to donate now

 

[King Kiwi]

This is going to end either horribly or horribly autistic

Yeah, nothing might happen.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

I can't wait for this Forensic Files episode!

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

Correct me if I'm misremembering, but didn't Sockness say he'd murder Chris to stop the Dimensional Merge on here at some point? I swear I remember reading that.
I also swear I remember Sockness using some very rapey language in regards to Chris.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Correct me if I'm misremembering, but didn't Sockness say he'd murder Chris to stop the Dimensional Merge on here at some point? I swear I remember reading that.
I also swear I remember Sockness using some very rapey language in regards to Chris.

That’s the entire joke as far as I’m concerned, he pretends to want to have sex with Chris and buts into his delusions but really just wants to live with him and apply for welfare in Virginia so he can have at least one friend irl and pay less in rent. Also he likes occult shit so he’s incorporating the Merge with that in a sort of ironic but not so ironic way.

Either way I doubt Barb let’s him stay more than a few months or even weeks, and this is a springboard for him to go to the East Coast and decide if it’s better for him than the West.

If he has HIV, the toxoplasmosis from the feral cats outside might get him before anything else does and the Chandlers can hoard their very own mummy and Barb can open a museum!

 

[Tikbalang]

I can't wait for this Forensic Files episode!

Cause of death: perineum penetration.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

I hope Chris has invested more heavily in Hedgehog Defense Mode if Sockness really does come/cum. It wasn't strong enough at the con.

 

[Tikbalang]

I hope Chris has invested more heavily in Hedgehog Defense Mode if Sockness really does come/cum. It wasn't strong enough at the con.

Not enough, he's going to need this

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

At what point do you think this whole thing with Sockness is just Survival of the Fittest finally catching up with our waddling lolcow?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

At what point do you think this whole thing with Sockness is just Survival of the Fittest finally catching up with our waddling lolcow?

Maybe survival of the fattest

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Raped and murdered by Sockness saga when?

Imagine it's the other way around

 

[Tikbalang]

Imagine it's the other way around

Why not both?
Wait, if both have intentions on raping one another while prevent from getting raped, does that consider consent?

 

[FightenGnome]

Imagine it's the other way around

Why not both?
Wait, if both have intentions on raping one another while prevent from getting raped, does that consider consent?

Chris doesn't do anal. In fact every sex video we have seen of him, including All Star, shows him doing the fucking with his duck.

If Cocksockness thinks he's going to be the pitcher, he's got another thing coming.

 

[PL 001]

Chris doesn't do anal. In fact every sex video we have seen of him, including All Star, shows him doing the fucking with his duck.

If Cocksockness thinks he's going to be the pitcher, he's got another thing coming.

Islamic Content I know, but doesn't Sockness seem like the kind of person who would roofie Chris or incapacitate him somehow, maybe get him too drunk or stoned to care? He seems like the kind of person who would.