8/15 - Sockness enabling Chris's Magi-Chan role-playing, luring him for a visit

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Chris doesn't do anal. In fact every sex video we have seen of him, including All Star, shows him doing the fucking with his duck.

If Cocksockness thinks he's going to be the pitcher, he's got another thing coming.

Blow jobs, dude.

 

[troon patrol]

LOL chris has had more things in his ass with/without consent than the average street corner hooker. What are you talking about?

Chris doesn't do anal. In fact every sex video we have seen of him, including All Star, shows him doing the fucking with his duck.

If Cocksockness thinks he's going to be the pitcher, he's got another thing coming.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Man, this shit isn't funny... this is just two schizophrenic men preparing for a meet-'n'-fuck.

Nope. Sorry to disagree but this whole situation is funny as shit. NGL, funny for all the wrong reasons, but still funny.

They need to cut the boring shit and meet up! The will they/won't they anticipation is killing me!

Just be careful of what you wish for. Every TV show has gone downhill as soon as the two main characters hook up - Cheers, Friends, Remington Steele, etc.

Islamic Content I know, but doesn't Sockness seem like the kind of person who would roofie Chris or incapacitate him somehow, maybe get him too drunk or stoned to care? He seems like the kind of person who would.

Like it’s possible to incapacitate Chris any further and have him remain conscious? The dude can’t drive to the pizza place without having a fender bender.

 

[DCM90]

Remember when you all made fun of Sockness because CWC mute him on Twitter? And that he was out of the Goddess league?

Guess he proved y'all wrong!

 

[Saul]

This is going to end badly and escalate big big time and other people are going to get involved situation if it goes south

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Chris of Old: "I AM NOT A HOMO. I LIKE GIRLS! CHINA!"
Chris of Now: "Give me handy Jacob sweetie as I gargle your balls in my mouth."

Bob and Old Chris are shaking their heads in disappointment and disgust.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Remember when you all made fun of Sockness because CWC mute him on Twitter? And that he was out of the Goddess league?

Guess he proved y'all wrong!

We gave Chris too much credit, silly us. You think we'd learn by now.

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

In her best Southern Belle voice, "Christine, there's a gentleman caller waiting for you out on the
véranda. I've prepared some cherry kool-aid and snacky cakes you love so much! C'mon sweetheart, put on that beautiful dress with teddy bears on it I picked out for you in the fat girls section of the Sears department store. We musn't keep our meal ticket....er....I mean gentleman callers waiting!"

"The Plastic Menagerie"

Bob's a republican, doesn't he have guns left in the house?

There's no record of him having a gun. And several times Chris said that he didn't have a gun, without mentioning "my father has one though."

 

[FightenGnome]

Chris of Old: "I AM NOT A HOMO. I LIKE GIRLS! CHINA!"
Chris of Now: "Give me handy Jacob sweetie as I gargle your balls in my mouth."

Bob and Old Chris are shaking their heads in disappointment and disgust.

Old Chris: "I respect da ladies" *Stares at tits while talking*

New Chris: "I am da lady" *Shoves face into tits while talking*

Dimensional Merge Chris: "Dick licker am I" *Licks drawing of barbed penis on wall*

I don't even want to know what level we're at now.

 

[troon patrol]

Chris is about to go from sexual assaulter to sexual assaulted, from the looks of things. Apparently god/the universe follows the laws of karma.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris is about to go from sexual assaulter to sexual assaulted, from the looks of things. Apparently god/the universe follows the laws of karma.

I hope he then goes around groping women under the guise of peace and love saying, "don't worry women, I too have been a victim of sexual violence. On behalf of all women like ourselves, I speak for you, and I am on your side!"

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

I hope he then goes around groping women under the guise of peace and love saying, "don't worry women, I too have been a victim of sexual violence. On behalf of all women like ourselves, I speak for you, and I am on your side!"

#HeToo

 

[Deadpool]

Just be careful of what you wish for. Every TV show has gone downhill as soon as the two main characters hook up - Cheers, Friends, Remington Steele, etc.

Yes but none of those shows are about two crazy people trying to rape each other while arguing about how to bring about the dimensional merge. A show like that could run for ten seasons. Or until one of them snaps and kills the other.

 

[King Kiwi]

If Suckness hasn't visited yet, I doubt he's going to.

The two of them are all talk.

 

[turboNIG-3k]

Bob's final years scare me more than anything Lovecraft wrote

Dunwich horror but Wilbur is a troon

 

[MY 405]

In her best Southern Belle voice, "Christine, there's a gentleman caller waiting for you out on the
véranda. I've prepared some cherry kool-aid and snacky cakes you love so much! C'mon sweetheart, put on that beautiful dress with teddy bears on it I picked out for you in the fat girls section of the Sears department store. We musn't keep our meal ticket....er....I mean gentleman callers waiting!"

That's like a scene from a great Tennessee Williams play.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

That's like a scene from a great Tennessee Williams play.

If he were on crack and gay

 

[MY 405]

If he were on crack and gay

I think he was. The funniest part was @Francine StripeCheer and I both went for the same reference, I hadn't even seen her post when I wrote mine. I was thinking more along the lines of "CWC On A Hot Tin Troon"

 

[LateNightComics]

http://archive.is/5E2kW

What the fuck?

Holy shit. This is lunacy lol

Spoiler

 

[GherkinRealness]

The sheer scale of lunacy that encompasses the last five years of Christory is absolutely insane. If this were a TV show there would be low ratings everywhere on the basis of the writers being "over the top".