8/29 - RIP Possie

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Chris is a kitten serial killer. That's not including the neighbor cat he got gassed in Meowschwitz by calling animal control because it bit him or whatever.
 
AnOminous said:
Chris is a kitten serial killer. That's not including the neighbor cat he got gassed in Meowschwitz by calling animal control because it bit him or whatever.
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That was self-defense; its owner broke into his house to steal his high school homework (and cheat off it to boost his own grades) and then set a snake loose in the hoard

That snake's name? Albert Einstein @garbageraider
 
I try to give Chris the benefit of the doubt and it’s constantly wasted effort. I’ve taken in many strays in my lifetime and the majority of them have lived long and loving lives. It amuses me to no end how Chris can drone on for months and month about some Brony faggots on Twitter, but can’t keep a fucking cat alive longer than that. Cats are easy. Put (cat)food down, fresh water, clean litter box, and you’re done.

Cats can get some pretty gnarly gum infections pretty easily and it’s made worse if their drinking water isn’t fresh, and stray cats are catalysts for all sort of weird feline disease. Still, it’s just shameful that so much money can be spent at some fucking kiddy horse cartoon convention when you have a potentially sick life at your home.

Thank goodness Crystal Chandler will never be born into this world
 
155 of you should be ashamed.
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You know who you are.
 
Jasonfan89 said:
Sorry to rate that as "Islamic" but that sounds more like something they'd do than someone who wants to get in Jesus' good graces
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Nah, if I remember right... Islam loves cats because they're considered clean animals. So even Islam is better at taking care of cats than Chris.
 
Ya know as much annoyance I get from the twitterfags or the w€€ns, they were right about Possie. Fucking hell man.
 
After the cat died, Chris might think to himself "Possie died, but I took care of it with everything I got, so no regrets"

Can we declare Chris as the Mother Theresa of Critters?
 
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All rise for the hymn. My Way by Sid Vicious verses 4 and 5

https://genius.com/Sid-vicious-my-way-lyrics

I've laughed and been a snide
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now, the tears subside
I find it all so amusing
To think, I killed a cat
And may I say, not in a gay way
Oh no, oh no not me
I did it my way

For what is a prat, what has he got
When he wears hats and he cannot
Say the things he truly feels
But only the words, of one who kneels
The record shows, I fucked a bloke
And did it my way
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Chris is going to end up one of those psychos living with a bunch of cats except half of them are dead rotting in the hoard. When they evict him and drag him out to beat him on his front lawn and record his screams, it will be a scene too awful for Hoarders.
 
You know, sometimes I think that Western Society was too hasty to abandon eugenics entirely after World War Two. Just a bit too hasty. Maybe it should be time to calmly and rationally reexamine eugenics? Take a good long look at it with an impartial eye. I'm not sure why I'm bringing it up now though, but something tells me it's the right time to begin this discussion.
 
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