Sonichu 8/3 - Awakening of a CPU, aka The Idea Guy Corruptions

[The American Hedgehog]

Spoiler: Twitter posts

 

[drtoboggan]

Of course there’s another self insert. Chris can’t create enough.

 

[Stay at home]

All right. This is it.

 

[Trymskvida]

Well, this is... Something.

 

[GS 281]

You see, this is why its always a good idea to become involved in the headcanon of literal crazy people. Having good intentions will shield all unintended consequences and they obviously will not require extensive counseling to lose all the nutbaggery that got wedged in there. It isn't that chris is batshit insane, its just magical thinking.

This guy is like a rubiks cube where every square has busted off. literally impossible to put back together at this point, just get him in a fucking home.

 

[Meat Pickle]

Finally, Chris got the point that Idea Guys ruined everything.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Finally, Chris got the point that Idea Guys ruined everything.

Don't worry, the next Idea Guy will be an Idea Gal or an Idea Pony and Chris will forget all over again.

 

[jawsome]

These kinds of manifestos are what used to get people committed.

 

[Zarkov]

So wait, has Magi-Chan become Null's Earth 1218 counterpart ? I'm confused.

 

[BeanBidan]

Been playing neptunia for years now. Pretty sure Peashy (supposed to be a silly name for PC) has the commodore 64 units and anything else PC related.
Chris can be a tiger electronics though.

 

[amandasixxxx]

This is going to be filed in court, verbatim, as the basis of his lawsuit against Joshua Wise and co.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

One would imagine this being based around a computer, there would be typed text.

Granted Chris's titty stones haven't awoken WordProsChan yet....

 

[Will you be my fwiend?]

Wait, I was actually right about Chris being the mysterious woman he talked about during that last CPU Goddess rant? Damn. I was at least half joking.... Cmon Chris. This has gone beyond the level of "Cutely eccentric". He now believes he is a literal goddess.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

>The joke is on Wise
>because I'm more delusional than ever

 

[4Macie]

I’m sure no one is surprised by this new self insert. We saw it coming from miles away.

Chris starts talking about CPU girls and how he talks to them. Helps them. Says he’s been told of another that has been lost to time. That she lives in a system that we already know Chris owned. Chris sent messages trying to find someone he could fix it up. Told us that Scarlet was blue haired and looking for help (from someone described as Chris would describe himself).

It was blatant from day one and people have been calling it since.

Autism. That’s all that can be said at this point.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

So wait, has Magi-Chan become Null's Earth 1218 counterpart ? I'm confused.

Chris thinks Earth 1218 is our Earth, because he took it literally when a Marvel comics writer mentioned it. I think he's more comfortable ascribing the Idea Guys' defeat to Magi-Chan rather than real people like Null and The Captain.

 

[crunchysalty]

Just.....wtf?

 

[The Un-Clit]

Can't we just go back to Sonichu please? I am glad Chris acknowleges, in his own autistic way, that the Idea Guys fucked everything up and ripped him off, but instead of shedding everything they fed him, he just took the bits he liked best and ran with them.

I suppose that in the end, it's his head and he can play whatever games he wants inside it. I just find it ironic that he's taken the bullshit the Idea Guys fed him and made them canon. Even if they are ever caught and punished, they'll have the satisfaction of knowing that they got to Chris in the end, no matter what.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Been playing neptunia for years now. Pretty sure Peashy (supposed to be a silly name for PC) has the commodore 64 units and anything else PC related.
Chris can be a tiger electronics though.

Peashy represents the Turbografx-16/PC Engine/Turbo Duo/whatever the fuck the Turbografx-16 and all of its add-ons are.

 

[BeanBidan]

Peashy represents the Turbografx-16/PC Engine/Turbo Duo/whatever the fuck the Turbografx-16 and all of its add-ons are.

Oh yea nvm, you right. Still i could of sworn one of her extra unlockable units were a commodore 64 style. I'm replaying V3 and haven't gotten there yet been 3-4 yrs since I last played. but I'll double check anyways.