Sonichu 8/3 - Awakening of a CPU, aka The Idea Guy Corruptions

[Snuckening]

"But the jokes on Wise, because he only strengthened my psychic link..."

Well that's totally worth the $6k then.

Chris ranting about this shit is just inviting some other autist who can work out what the fuck he's babbling about to use that shit to fuck him over again. If he's going to be completely retarrded, that's fine I guess. But publicizing the details of that retarrdation will have the same effect as him publicizing the details of his Sweetheart Search- that shit is just begging for people to use that info against him.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

This is going to be filed in court, verbatim, as the basis of his lawsuit against Joshua Wise and co.

I mean I highly doubt that, I think he just wrote this to tell people who were unaware on what was happening, what happened.

 

[Wabbu]

Wait, so Chris is retconning whatever Idea Guy did, but is still married to Magi-chan?
I'm fucking lost

 

[zap2theextreme]

absolutely out of his fucking gourd

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

>And I will get my money back

So wait, has Magi-Chan become Null's Earth 1218 counterpart ? I'm confused.

So, Chris wants our dear leader to be his private stallion? Makes sense.

 

[Will you be my fwiend?]

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Chris ranting about this shit is just inviting some other autist who can work out what the fuck he's babbling about to use that shit to fuck him over again. If he's going to be completely retarrded, that's fine I guess. But publicizing the details of that retarrdation will have the same effect as him publicizing the details of his Sweetheart Search- that shit is just begging for people to use that info against him.

Considering that Null is monitoring seemingly all of Chris' major contact methods, I would be impressed if someone managed to get to him without intervention. Still, idiots on the internet never cease to surprise...

 

[Muscle Bra]

Let's not ignore the fact that Chris is now a CPU named Blue Heart.

All I have to say is that is one seriously buggy OS and I'm surprised the QA team allowed beta code to be publicly released.

(Or maybe is it that we need one hell of a major firmware upgrade?)

 

[Y2K Baby]

Chris seems to be evolving like everyone's favorite pocket monsters. I wonder how far deep Chris will go into his lore.

 

[GS 281]

He has gotten his money back and then some. Just chalk it up to the cost of doing business. His ebegging game is strong as fuck now.

 

[Silver Octopus]

So pretty much Wise and Boyd won huh?
Because let's see it from their perspectives:

• They extorted $6,000 out of Chris
• Police haven't done anything and are probably not going to do anything
• They got Chris still talking about them, they're still getting a reaction out of him
• Chris is still promoting their autistic fandoms
• Chris is now crazier than ever because of them

I'm glad Null and The Captain were able to stop them before they convinced Chris to hang himself or something, but I'm sad that there's no repercussions.
They got doxxed, but that didn't seem to matter to Joshua before as he continued to harass Chris after the doxxing anyways.
And Chris isn't helping, when Chris posts shit like this I can picture Joshua yucking it up by his computer.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

He's really lost it this time.

 

[cans.wav]

@Null has a LOT of work to do. The delusions are just getting worse.

 

[Snuckening]

Wait, so Chris is retconning whatever Idea Guy did, but is still married to Magi-chan?
I'm fucking lost

Just nod your head and let it all wash over you. Trying to make sense of it completely futile.

So pretty much Wise and Boyd won huh?
Because let's see it from their perspectives:

• They extorted $6,000 out of Chris
• Police haven't done anything and are probably not going to do anything
• They got Chris still talking about them, they're still getting a reaction out of him
• Chris is still promoting their autistic fandoms
• Chris is now crazier than ever because of them

I'm glad Null and The Captain were able to stop them before they convinced Chris to hang himself or something, but I'm sad that there's no repercussions.
They got doxxed, but that didn't seem to matter to Joshua before as he continued to harass Chris after the doxxing anyways.
And Chris isn't helping, when Chris posts shit like this I can picture Joshua yucking it up by his computer.

But Chris's psychic link to... whatever it is he's psychically linked to, is stronger than ever, so joke's on wise!

 

[Orkeosaurus]

wasn't IG the guy that introduced Chris to Neptunia, or at least fed that obsession? Sure does seem like he's winning on that count.

It's MLP that IG hated in Sonichu.

 

[White bubblegum]

Whatever he introduced, he messed with Chris's mind maybe permanently and that's a win for him.

 

[Kosher Dill]

You know what concerns me the most? That this was all right after Bronycon. Last year the "Bronycon High" kind of snapped him out of his previous thought patterns for a while, but this time he's right back on Idea Faggotry.

 

[IV 445]

Wow, finally some chris content that isn’t directly coerced.

....

It’s terrible still

 

[Pony Horn]

So wait, has Magi-Chan become Null's Earth 1218 counterpart ? I'm confused.

I'm with @WhatNemesisMeans . I can't tell how much of this he really believes.

Is he making believe that it wasn't @Null and @The Captain (and I guess @Marvin and others) who told him that the ideafags were trolls? Or that The Captain told him about the magical high school ring? Or does he really believe this version?

A couple of times before and after the ideafags were stopped Chris said that he was going to tell the entire story. I guess this is it?

So, Chris wants our dear leader to be his private stallion? Makes sense.

Null's pony power is an indestructible taint. Just look how recklessly he displays it to pony Chris in this drawing.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Wow, the rate at which he is rewriting reality in that pear-shaped noggin of his is alarming. I didn't know @The Captain was actually Magi-chan all along...

 

[GethN7]

Let's not ignore the fact that Chris is now a CPU named Blue Heart.

All I have to say is that is one seriously buggy OS and I'm surprised the QA team allowed beta code to be publicly released.

(Or maybe is it that we need one hell of a major firmware upgrade?)

As the Neptunia fag who translates Chris' delusions to English, he can't be. Blue Heart is Rei Ryghts, the personification of the Atari 2600.