Sonichu 8/3 - Awakening of a CPU, aka The Idea Guy Corruptions

[RustyNail(her)]

He'll fixate on this new form for awhile, get bored, find another random new "shiny" that attracts his autistic interest and then he'll be... whatever derivative form of "God" that fantasy world has to offer.

His autism will bring him to Fortnite and he'll go around with Nerf guns and mall ninja swords.

 

[deathray44]

wtf is the TLDR version of this cpu shit CWC says?

 

[Distant Stare]

Well, Chris in his earlier days did understand to some degree God was an incorporeal being who effectively ran everything, and given how Chris has a self-serving view of everything, took the whole "God loves you" message ultra literally, and he only stopped because the sky daddy who would bail him out of anything he envisioned in his flawed understanding of how such a deity actually works turned out to let Chris keep making dumb mistakes instead of being his divine shield.

Which is how Christianity works, you can't demand God be the builder of a hugbox for reality.

Since then, as Chris' sanity has started to fray and his suggestibility has grown, his concept of God has become ever more fluid and malleable.

Chris has never understood reality. He just stayed a 5 year old forever. Before CPU there was GODJESUS AND THE BEAR. CPU is nothing new, just a new mutation of the affliction.

 

[Distant Stare]

Don't worry, the next Idea Guy will be an Idea Gal or an Idea Pony and Chris will forget all over again.

If you judge the degree of an action by its consequences there really is almost nothing wrong you can do to Chris trolling wise. Chris bounces back, like a dirty oily rubber ball, after each TRUE AND HONEST sweat heart. He bounced back almost immediately after Bluespike. He is bouncing back after the Idea Guys. The net result of trolling Chris is like the net results of squishing some borax slime.

 

[PuckishRogue]

I think what you're all forgetting is all that shit, with Bluespike and the girlfriends, he bounced back because the ending of the saga portrayed him in a bad light. He was duped into doing stupid things. This time, there's shit Wise told him that clearly his mind likes. Having two waifus when the average weeaboo only gets one? Being able to travel to his land of make believe? Being an actual for real Goddess? He won't bounce back from those things because he LIKES them. He likes feeling desirable to someone, even cartoon hedgehogs. He likes the idea that he could one day go to his fantasy world and he has ALWAYS liked the idea that he was some kind of God. he skirted around it the whole goddamn Sonichu comic, now he's just gotten outside validation.

 

[Garfieldchu]

You know how the Japanese like to make mascot characters out of... everything? It's that. Basically anthropomorphized video game consoles existing in some alternate dimension, sort of the Japanese version of Wreck It Ralph... only with eye stabbing color saturation and flash effects that make the last Tron movie look like it was filmed in black and white. Add in a whole lot of loli and fan service and... tada... you have Chris's latest media fixation...

Chris doesn't interact socially like normal people so he interacts with media forms that wind up becoming his "friends" and overly derivative "inspiration". It's a bit sad in a way, but it's one of the common aspects of autism. And given that Chris is a bit slow (mentally) AND autistic... mmm... it's a really bad combination.

Wow.

So does the Hexbox have a cpu goddess, too? The smashed PS? A Tandy 1000?

 

[Muscle Bra]

Chris has been violent for years.

-He swerved on neighborhood roads just to kill a snake he saw on the streets.
-He tried to take pictures of Michael Snyder so he could use it for a dartboard, and then later ran him down. ---He killed a @Clown Doll (pretending it was Clyde Cash) and crushed an innocent dildo to death.
-He pepper sprayed a random gamestop employee.
-He wished death on Michael Snyder multiple times.
-He wanted the Game Place burned down (his alternative to it transferring ownership, stated that same day he got out of jail) by his will or someone else's fire-on-a-stick and bombs.
-He wanted Mimms's girlfriend killed.

In most (but not all) of the examples you gave, Chris wasn’t *directly* violent, merely violent by proxy. A lot of those just illustrate Chris’s ridiculous beliefs in sympathetic magic, and Chris wishing death on someone is about as serious as a petulant 6-YO telling you he hopes you get run over by a car.

The hit’n’run and pepper spray incidents *are* pretty hard to defend, though...

 

[GethN7]

Chris has never understood reality. He just stayed a 5 year old forever. Before CPU there was GODJESUS AND THE BEAR. CPU is nothing new, just a new mutation of the affliction.

Actually, his delusions have gotten worse the more and more he was forced to accept he had no control over his actual reality.

Early on, notice how his fantasy world was heavily rooted in affecting actual reality?

Notice how that got more and more desperate until it finally occurred to him his fantasy world was getting more change than reality was (Asperpedia Four, anyone?).

Chris' fantasy world has always been an attempt to retcon reality to deny it's harshness, and it's had less and less connection to actual reality as his attempts kept failing and his denial of it kept getting harder to sustain.

Now his fantasy world has very little connection to actual reality.

 

[Xetzyr]

Wow.

So does the Hexbox have a cpu goddess, too? The smashed PS? A Tandy 1000?

I think in theory everything... and each console has like its own Goddess or Goddesses (in training I guess) and in turn each one is its own world (sort of like in the old Captain N cartoon). But then each one is sort of like a parody version of the actual consoles so as to avoid outright lolsuits, so it's like Bepsi instead of Pepsi or... something like that. There's like a whole series of games and an anime and shit...

If you want to give yourself a seizure it's a great series to check out I guess. Personally I got bored after just a few episodes.

 

[Meshuga]

That's truly animu 2010s style, helium singing voice and shiat.

Enjoy your epileptic seizures! It's kawaiiiii!

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Chris using troll vernacular (like "Idea Guy") is so weird to me.

I also like how the Infinity Stone/Amnyfest Ring stuff has been attributed to Magi-Chan instead of @The Captain. Reminds me of when Rosechu replaced Anna as the person who tells Chris Hanna was trolling him in the Sub-Episodes.

I guess this is as close to Sub-Episodes as we're ever going to get, unfortunately.

 

[Distant Stare]

I think what you're all forgetting is all that shit, with Bluespike and the girlfriends, he bounced back because the ending of the saga portrayed him in a bad light. He was duped into doing stupid things. This time, there's shit Wise told him that clearly his mind likes. Having two waifus when the average weeaboo only gets one? Being able to travel to his land of make believe? Being an actual for real Goddess? He won't bounce back from those things because he LIKES them. He likes feeling desirable to someone, even cartoon hedgehogs. He likes the idea that he could one day go to his fantasy world and he has ALWAYS liked the idea that he was some kind of God. he skirted around it the whole goddamn Sonichu comic, now he's just gotten outside validation.

Your right. You changed my mind

 

[idosometimes]

Please; tell, Chris; to stop, using, semicolons; and commas!

I think Chris is nuts. A combination of whatever mental problems he has and living with outside cats that are infected with toxoplasmosis. His mind is gone. Escaping to fantasy stops being an excuse when he punched his wrinkly old mother in the face and defecated on the floor like one of his toxoplasmosis infected cats.

I think what you're all forgetting is all that shit, with Bluespike and the girlfriends, he bounced back because the ending of the saga portrayed him in a bad light. He was duped into doing stupid things. This time, there's shit Wise told him that clearly his mind likes. Having two waifus when the average weeaboo only gets one? Being able to travel to his land of make believe? Being an actual for real Goddess? He won't bounce back from those things because he LIKES them. He likes feeling desirable to someone, even cartoon hedgehogs. He likes the idea that he could one day go to his fantasy world and he has ALWAYS liked the idea that he was some kind of God. he skirted around it the whole goddamn Sonichu comic, now he's just gotten outside validation.

This was more about the dimension hopping than the god aspect. Chris seem pretty fixated on the knowledge of the other world that his abusers possessed. The twitter messages to comic book writers and voice actors about other dimensions is continuing that. Chris wants someone who can help him better understand the different dimensions. Maybe he wants to actually travel to cwc-ville now.

This aspect of it all makes life pretty dangerous for him. Someone with the time, knowledge, and ability could probably convince him that they created a machine to contact other dimensions, including cartoon dimensions. A few 3d printed objects or some metal castings could "prove" the story. He already completely believed that comic writer when she told him that this world is number whatever she said. He does want validation, but the part he wants validated is the physical existence of things in his mind.

When you put it that way, it sounds like he could easily be talked into killing himself if he thought it a.) wouldn't hurt and b.) there is something better waiting for him.

I do not think that you could get him to hurt himself right now, but it would probably be possible to get him to harm himself without him realizing it once he trusted you. The kentucky or wherever kids being so dumb was probably a good thing for Chris. Chris knows enough that he has to eat to live, but he is not smart enough to know about most things that could be really dangerous to him.

 

[Mr. 0]

In most (but not all) of the examples you gave, Chris wasn’t *directly* violent, merely violent by proxy. A lot of those just illustrate Chris’s ridiculous beliefs in sympathetic magic, and Chris wishing death on someone is about as serious as a petulant 6-YO telling you he hopes you get run over by a car.

The hit’n’run and pepper spray incidents *are* pretty hard to defend, though...

There was also the time he kicked an xbox display stand ("KICK DA HEXBOX. KICK KICK"), vandalized Magic Mike DVD cases by coloring in their chests with sharpie, sexually assaulted and later murdered an innocent PlayStation 3 and bit that guy he gave a blowjob to behind the Best Buy. Oh, and he vapes.

Chris is a dangerous criminal must be stopped by any means necessary, and the best way to do that is to destroy CWCville with a moon laser so that he has no choice but to face reality, and do that thing @Marvin said he knows he can't do (try to BS electricity out of thin air so he can get out of paying the bill for it)

 

[feedtheoctopus]

 

[George Beorge]

Those idiots have some irreparable damage to the Sonichu lore and that is almost worse than the extortion.
Magi-Chan was the Best Character and now he's been reduced to Chris-Chan's fucktoy.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I think what you're all forgetting is all that shit, with Bluespike and the girlfriends, he bounced back because the ending of the saga portrayed him in a bad light. He was duped into doing stupid things. This time, there's shit Wise told him that clearly his mind likes. Having two waifus when the average weeaboo only gets one? Being able to travel to his land of make believe? Being an actual for real Goddess? He won't bounce back from those things because he LIKES them. He likes feeling desirable to someone, even cartoon hedgehogs. He likes the idea that he could one day go to his fantasy world and he has ALWAYS liked the idea that he was some kind of God. he skirted around it the whole goddamn Sonichu comic, now he's just gotten outside validation.

I know there are ugmos out there but Chris has a face that matches his personality; he's just not wanted romantically or physically. I don't care how many hypothetical, Ozark inbred you can shake a stick at, Chris is basically alone. I know, I know Chris has "'friends", he's "HFA", he could wear nothing but a diaper while shitting himself in a restreraunt and still have fans, but he's not happy with just that. Chris isn't dealing with the fact that both women and men don't want him around for a practical reason like love, sex, or deep conversation. I would also like to counter that people who gravitate toward him out of sheer novelty are also being abusive.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Chris is like a reverse Incel. He created imaginary girlfriends. But he is still alone and no one wants to touch him voluntarily.