Sonichu 8/3 - Awakening of a CPU, aka The Idea Guy Corruptions

[dirtydeanna96]

Even if he can't really say the reality of what happened; that he was gaslit.

Christine wasnt gaslit.
In the play and films, gaslight, a woman was made to doubt her own sanity while remaining sane. Her husband fucked with the gaslight, then told her that the light was fine. Chris didn't seem at any point in ideaguy saga to doubt her sanity.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Christine wasnt gaslit.
In the play and films, gaslight, a woman was made to doubt her own sanity while remaining sane. Her husband fucked with the gaslight, then told her that the light was fine. Chris didn't seem at any point in ideaguy saga to doubt her sanity.

Maybe I didn't use the term 'gaslit' correctly, but you understood my meaning anyways,
Chris was made to believe that things that weren't real, were real - and as such took a toll on his perception of reality.
Do you have a word, more appropriate than "gaslit", for that?

and for the record, it is possible that Chris has doubted his own sanity while all this was going on and we weren't aware of that. Unlike a play or movie, we can't hear Chris's thoughts on his situation unless he records himself monologuing.
you could also interpret Chris's recent defensive actions of going on twitter to tell others that he's not schizophrenic and that cartoon are real, as him questioning his own mental state but instead coming to the wrong conclusion.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Y'know, I thought Chris couldn't get any worse after he cut open his taint to help his vagina grow. Not sure if this is technically worse since he's not physically harming himself, but taping a picture of his cartoon spouses to the ceiling so he can see them when he sleeps is pretty sad. Even for someone who has multiple videos on the internet of themselves with blowup dolls.

 

[Night Stars Brother]

On one hand this seems to be a new level of narcissism with chris literally ascending to a the level of a god of his fictional universe.

But on the other hand he kinda always was and it’s just another way to make an OC for the Neptunia game he likes.

 

[GS 281]

Rather, the question is: does he believe this stupid shit because of a mental disturbance? Or just because he's stupid?

Good question. I vote he's equally stupid and insane.

He also belongs in some sort of managed care.

 

[asperhes]

So on both Facebook and Twitter he's changed his last name to Sonichu. I assume it's just a matter of time before he petitions the Commonwealth of Virginia for a third name change.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

So on both Facebook and Twitter he's changed his last name to Sonichu. I assume it's just a matter of time before he petitions the Commonwealth of Virginia for a third name change.

His legal name will be Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Moon

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I've read Chris's request, and after careful thought, have decided not to pray in my respective religion to stop Ryghts's dimensional dominance.

 

[FightenGnome]

"Everyone in This Earth 1218"

IS CHRIS GETTING BETTER?! Saga/WENT BATSHIT! Saga has finally begun.

It's too late to shoot all that tobacky to the moon now Mayor Chandler, You've already smoked it all.

I’m sure no one is surprised by this new self insert. We saw it coming from miles away.

Chris starts talking about CPU girls and how he talks to them. Helps them. Says he’s been told of another that has been lost to time. That she lives in a system that we already know Chris owned. Chris sent messages trying to find someone he could fix it up. Told us that Scarlet was blue haired and looking for help (from someone described as Chris would describe himself).

It was blatant from day one and people have been calling it since.

Autism. That’s all that can be said at this point.

I guess Battery Charge-Heart will be relegated to the dustbin of Christory like so many other "originals". I miss the days when Sonichu was about an autistic man whose greatest power fantasy was being a city mayor with pokemon abilities fighting against the dean of his college who was a secret witch.

and talking hedgehogs who would say "Y'all" and talking about balls and going to country cooking.

Now it's about a tranny fighting Nazis under the command of Pmurt as a cyborg animu girl. Well, it could still be funny I guess. ​

So pretty much Wise and Boyd won huh?
Because let's see it from their perspectives:

• They extorted $6,000 out of Chris
• Police haven't done anything and are probably not going to do anything
• They got Chris still talking about them, they're still getting a reaction out of him
• Chris is still promoting their autistic fandoms
• Chris is now crazier than ever because of them.

Well, to be honest, I think SAO was Wise's most autistically favourite fandom, and I think he's managed to put everyone off of that one. I'll never look at Pitohui the same again.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I'm not 'surprised' exactly, but I still facepalm a little when Chris starts off by recognizing that Idea guy was full of shit, yet instead of accepting that he got trolled (not an unfamiliar experience for him) he somehow jumps over the truth and merrily trots further into ripoff-imaginationland.

I get that he wants to believe in all this woo, but still... what's next?

edit: I think my favorite part is that he's calling it the 'idea guy corruptions'- when I first saw the title I thought it was Chris realizing that he'd been had- that Wise had corrupted Chris's comic, etc by putting in a bunch of stupid bullshit. Being such a normie I forgot that Chris obviously meant that the corruption was of the magical space goddess that lives in his head or whatever. Not sure how I could make that mistake.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Just read the thing, it’s a bit incoherent. Can someone give me a short version?

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

CALLED IT.

Jesus Christ, I can't believe how Chris has rationalised the pair of twats messing with him as them actually having psychic powers. He's learnt nothing from the whole thing. That's really worrying.

So, we now have a new comic saga to wade through - Chris being a cpu goddess. Of course it'll turn out that he'll be the most powerful. He's an alicorn in ponychu land and boss of everything in CWCland. Why would this cpu nonsense be any different?

At least autism is predictable in some ways...

 

[The Dude]

So, exactly how many god-like avatars does Chris need at once? I mean, he's got his overpowered hedgehog furfag self, his "every psychic power ever, ever" alicorn ponyfag self, and now his video game weeaboo goddess self. One thing to consider in all this is that a false belief of superiority and deitific delusions are common side effects of Schizophrenia and Scizoaffective Disorder. Just some food for thought.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Chris seems to love the idea of all these parallel universes, but if I were him I would resent them all. Imagine if you found out that there were infinite parallel realities and in every single one your counterpart was a nigh-omnipotent demigod, a superhero, royalty, ect or some combination of those...except for you in your reality. Out of all possible realities yours is the only one were you're a fat, balding, autistic redneck with no job or girlfriend, and everyone on the internet laughs at you.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

he just can't deal with the full, unfiltered reality in anything resembling a mature manner

That defines Chris very well at many levels...just look at this horseshit, he's talking about how some guy called him names on a chatroom but he has to do it...from a primary school desk where he barely can squeeze his fat ass and using fucking lego figures while doing stupid voices...he really looks like a molested kid telling a therapist where the bad man touched him using dolls.

And even if there isn't any -as he calls it- bullying around (kids are bullied, adults get harassed), if you look at any conversation, he basically can't talk about anything for 5 minutes without relating it to some kind of embarrassing kiddie shit.

Same. I keep changing my mind about how sincere these beliefs of Chris's are. Honestly, reading that "Cryzel torture" chat, I got the impression Chris understood it was roleplay, but was just going along with it because [1] he's sad and lonely [2] he loves talking about this Neptunia/CWCville shit, and everyone else's eyes just glaze over apart from those autists, and [3] he hoped it was some weird, desperate opportunity to flirt- "how does my outfit look?", that weird shit where he 'insults' Wise by saying "You're beautiful", etc.

And when he walked out on that chat, his "wife's" life was supposed to be hanging in the balance. If he thought all that shit was real there's no way he'd walk off at that point

I think the same...it was quite telling how at one point Wise tells Chris that he just returned from "killing Rosechus" but Chris doesn't give a shit because some "Fire-Type Sonichu" he wasn't aware of was mentioned and he was more interested and excited about completing his autistic Pokedex

18/04/20 22:40:14 <Joshua Wise> I have returned from killing a bunch of Rosechus at the mall!
18/04/20 22:49:35 <Joshua Wise> They all tried to hold guns to me, but they kept teacupping or wound up with shooter's thumb! Apparently recoil is a new word to them too, since none of them knew trying to fire certain guns one-handed was a bad idea.
18/04/20 22:50:30 <Joshua Wise> Rosechu actually broke her arm trying to fire a Remington 870 one-handed at me.
18/04/20 23:18:45 <Christine> A Fire-Type Sonichu?
18/04/20 23:20:29 <Christine> The only two of the Specials of my people that are Fire types, that I am aware of are Sarachu (a Rosechu) and Wes-Li Sonichu. Is this one really a new discovery for our list of Specials?
18/04/20 23:30:31 <Joshua Wise> Yup
18/04/20 23:30:39 <Joshua Wise> Also Rosechu is dead.

He doesn't even aknowledge that last line about Rosechu (the original, I assume) being dead.

I miss the days when Sonichu was about an autistic man whose greatest power fantasy was being a city mayor with pokemon abilities fighting against the dean of his college who was a secret witch.

Motherfucker now thinks he is saving the real world by imagining really hard that he is half human, half cartoon horsie based on a little girl toyline, and half (yeah, he doesn't get how halves work) three different japanese videogames franchises haphazardly mashed together.

 

[FightenGnome]

So, we now have a new comic saga to wade through - Chris being a cpu goddess.

I like the idea of having certain sagas grouped together. We have the Sweetheart Sagas, The Troll Sagas now we have 2 Comic Sagas (Asperchu and Idea Guy). Maybe we could have Christorical Sagas for shit like Blarms.

 

[4Macie]

Chris seems to love the idea of all these parallel universes, but if I were him I would resent them all. Imagine if you found out that there were infinite parallel realities and in every single one your counterpart was a nigh-omnipotent demigod, a superhero, royalty, ect or some combination of those...except for you in your reality. Out of all possible realities yours is the only one were you're a fat, balding, autistic redneck with no job or girlfriend, and everyone on the internet laughs at you.

That's why when he "goes into" these other dimensions, he's the beautiful woman he always dreamed. Chris truly believes he can go to these other places, and that when he does, he's a super powerful all knowing being. For example, the alicorn Chris doesn't exist in the MPL universe by herself, because that super rare and awesome pony IS Chris when he jumps through the portal.

So really, in Chris's mind (although I'm sure he doesn't think this way) the only shitty 'himself' is the one in this dimension. He's amazing when he travels... that's why he wants to find a way to physically go there (instead of just mind link or whatever) so that he can stay forever. If Chris could go to these places, he would never be back to Earth.

 

[Mr. 0]

Good question. I vote he's equally stupid and insane.

He also belongs in some sort of managed care.

the only managed care he deserves (and will only ever get) is the care one gets in state prison

 

[GS 281]

that's why he wants to find a way to physically go there (instead of just mind link or whatever) so that he can stay forever.

When you put it that way, it sounds like he could easily be talked into killing himself if he thought it a.) wouldn't hurt and b.) there is something better waiting for him.

 

[Slap47]

b.) there is something better waiting for him.

It's concerning that they were halfway there.