LGBT [9/7/15] Facebook - Look at Chris's Swinging D Cup Breasts

[Tragi-Chan]

Touche, however I've been under the impression that women are required to cover their breasts because the sight of them is, for the lack of a better word, distracting. Do men* find breasts naturally attractive, or is it a cultural thing that we can slowly weed out?

* #NotAllMen #SomeWomenToo

One theory goes that, in evolutionary terms, breasts mostly exist as a biological Attraction Sign. In primates who go on all fours, the buttocks are, for obvious reasons, the focus of sexual attractiveness. Think baboons for an obvious example. A big ass indicates fertility and is therefore considered hot. But as we evolved to walk on two legs and to communicate face-to-face, our bums were less obviously visible. The breasts evolved as a kind of front-mounted pair of buttocks which would indicate that the woman you're talking to is a well-fed and genetically receptive female. The trade-off was that they became less effective for breast feeding, because larger breasts carried the risk of smothering the infant.

That being said, there's definitely a cultural element. In the 20s and 60s, a slim, boyish figure was considered attractive. In the 40s and 50s, curves all the way.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Re-reading the post, he feels that - being a trans woman with 'D Cup breasts' - if he can post images of his exposed chest online without any repercussions, that all women should be able to do so without worry of being reprimanded

if the picture doesn't get taken down then chris can ask "why can't other women show off their boobs?"
if the picture does get taken down then chris can ask "i am a real woman now"

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Re-reading the post, he feels that - being a trans woman with 'D Cup breasts' - if he can post images of his exposed chest online without any repercussions, that all women should be able to do so without worry of being reprimanded.

In other words, Facebook trolled him by presuming him to be a male.

 

[China Duck]

In other words, Facebook trolled him by presuming him to be a male.

Unless he took the picture down himself.

if the picture doesn't get taken down then chris can ask "why can't other women show off their boobs?"
if the picture does get taken down then chris can ask "i am a real woman now"

Pretty much - either action from Facebook would validate CWC, regardless.

But then, if he removed that image himself, he can't boast either way.

 

[Lysistrata]

I almost wish someone would cut them off and feed them to the dogs just so we don't have to see them again. Because we will see them again, make no mistake.

 

[China Duck]

I almost wish someone would cut them off and feed them to the dogs just so we don't have to see them again. Because we will, make no mistake.

That's a tad brutal, don't you think?

 

[Lysistrata]

That's a tad brutal, don't you think?

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hyperbole

 

[China Duck]

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hyperbole

Yeah, after reading comments on Youtube vids where people say they wish CWC would die or suffer some kind of brutal punishment for his rampant stupidity, it's really hard to tell when someone is being serious and when others are just joking.

Never assume people know, is what I'm saying.

 

[IcyHotWings]

Chris got dat fourty-two BUST.

Real talk though, Chris's chest just kind of looks like he left a cup on each side and sucked the air out of them somehow. I like big dudes and even by that standard they're unappealing. I'd almost say they look sickly, even.

EDIT: Now that I think about it a little more, it kind of reminds me of that one scene from Scary Movie, the first one... If you've seen it you probably know what I'm talking about...

 

[BentDuck]

MFW

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

To be fair Chunky has been awarded man-boob of the year on three separate occasions.

Once for his actual boobs.

 

[Moo]

Biologically speaking, is that even possible? I'm not attracted to breasts so I don't know.

As for Chris' Daria D's, I don't completely disagree. While his breasts are tiny, cup sizes can vary from one manufacturer to another, and sometimes they are just... way off.

Spoiler: All of these ladies have Ds or DDs somehow.

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The largest strap size in the image is a 34, which is a fairly thin woman. Basically, as strap size goes up, cup size does, too. This would mean that my boobs will fit into the cups of a 36D, but will not fit in the cups of a 28G. Therefore, Chris (who probably measures around a 42) would have to fill out a 42D cup (MASSIVE boobs). He might fill out a 28D, but would never be able to close the bra.

 

[LordCustos3]

It looks like he took it in his shower.

Shower?
Ha. You're adorable.
He is moist with sweat.
Or at least, God, I hope its "sweat".
Who knows what new horrifying secretions he gives off now.

 

[Mrs Paul]

I'm a D-cup. Trust me Chris, that ain't no D-cup. (And while this may sound like stealth bragging, let me just say, having big boobs is NOT all it's cracked up to be.)

 

[LongtimeLurker]

Former bra salesperson just weighing in my opinion on Chris's obvious delusion. From my experience (read: measuring chunky old guys) Chris is probably a 42 or 44B. Problem being he's also probably just buying his bras at Target or Walmart, and I know the former has very, very few bands over 40 for sale. I sincerely doubt he's actually been measured since getting his first sports bras; if he were to go to a proper bra fitting he'd most likely just yell and scream that no way is he a B cup, like half the crazy ladies I measured, and refuse to try a properly fitting bra.

What's most likely happening is Chris is grabbing a bunch of bras, trying them all on, and deciding whichever band feels most comfortable around his girth is "his size". Some of his bras (I hate that I know this) also look like Target's "junior's" brand, which of course run smaller than the full figure cuts.

In short, Chris most likely thinks he's a D cup because he wants stupidly inappropriate "cute girly" bras and the only bands that fit him comfortably have D cups on them. For being such a "lesbian" he sure is lazy when it comes to studying bras.

Spoiler: All of these ladies have Ds or DDs somehow.

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Like Moo said, those ladies all have Ds or DDs because they have smaller bands. It's the same reason 32D and 36A are sister sizes. Chris, as I'm sure most anyone can tell, should not wear a smaller band.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Somehow, this picture disturbed me more than the one of the unclit.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Okay, what's going on here?
Did some new troll sweetheart promise him china in exchange for a banned facebook account?

 

[Apocalypso]

On this episode of Chris' misadventures on Facebook, he gets upset that his moobs were not reported for violating Facebook's ToS.

As horrifying as it is, look on the bright side. At least his moobs aren't dropping to the goddamn floor.

 

[JEMcG]

The largest strap size in the image is a 34, which is a fairly thin woman. Basically, as strap size goes up, cup size does, too. This would mean that my boobs will fit into the cups of a 36D, but will not fit in the cups of a 28G. Therefore, Chris (who probably measures around a 42) would have to fill out a 42D cup (MASSIVE boobs). He might fill out a 28D, but would never be able to close the bra.

Your sizing is weird as fuck.
Chris is handling an a-cup for sure. Prolly 85 to 90, but A in EU sizing

 

[likeabadgirlshould]

Those mounds of fat are bearly a B cup. Stop lying.