A collection of generally non-contributive posts in the Furry Fandom and Drama General

[The Tall Man]

"Biting, scratching, and humping" - this just confirms my view that if the bullies are suppressed, then the cry bullies are free to terrorize the innocent.

While the bully make people conform to the average norms, the cry-bully harasses normal people with their own self-obsessed fetish.

 

[Smar Mijou]

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Nah, fuck that. It seems like every furry or furry-ajacent thread has a warning like that. I get not wanting to shit up the thread with irrelevant posts, but it seems like it's more tailored to cater to the actual furries who get butt-hurt and go off the rails and/or report these posts. Furries are all degenerate faggots, and catering to them or treating them with kid gloves, no matter their age, and it leads to repugnant shit like this, with them openly flaunting their faggotry in schools, parades, and cons. Every furry needs to face the fucking wall and enjoy some hot lead injection at the base of their skulls.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Every furry needs to face the fucking wall and enjoy some hot lead injection at the base of their skulls.

A bit unhinged and genocidal.
Just the way God intended!

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

Furfags running defense for yet another one of their kind doing degenerate acts. Burden of proof? No one needs burden of proof towards a group with such a vast history of degeneracy. Wearing diaper, cub porn and actual csam, animal sexual abuse, but no scratching and biting is a bridge to far a furry would never do something like that.

 

[Android raptor]

Haven't read through the replies past the feature, but this is a surprisingly common thing over the last few years (the furries in public schools thing, not the actual protests to it). Slight powerlevel here, I was in High School in or around 2016, there was a dedicated furry autist clique that wore cat ears and meowed at random passerbys, I had a buddy who barked at them once (as a joke) and they all broke down crying and my buddy got sent to the Principal because of it. Fast forward to now, a coworker of mine who had a kid who goes to the same school that I did attested that - despite the original members of that clique being long gone and having graduated years ago - that clique still exists, and it's been expanding. It goes beyond run-of-the-mill furfaggotry, it's straight up teenagers larping as animals in day to day life. One story from that coworker's kid involved a peer of his, a teenager - around 16 or 17 - crawling up on a desk, curling up like a dog does in it's bed, and barking to himself while sleeping in the middle of class. His words were "The teacher told us to be as quiet as possible or it would be a write up. You try not laughing when that shit's happening two seats over." Personally, I'm just perplexed how it all got this far to begin with.

It's true I was the kid that barked

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

This whole thing going on in Utah, does it warrant its own thread?

 

[Terrorist]

Furfags running defense for yet another one of their kind doing degenerate acts.

Yeah dood so the boomer parents upset about this are *huffs popper* *drops hard drive into acid bath* *turns around secret bookshelf of bad dragon dildos* *pulls on XXL T-shirt reading I R NORMUL over fursuit* definitely furs-in-denial projecting their guilt over IRCing with Shmorky back in the day. Dave Kelly is hiding out in a tabernacle…look it up on Snopes if you don’t believe me.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

School kids having gross fetishes forced on them by Communist Academia? When has that ever happened before?

A difference between now and 25 years ago is "social media culture" and "smartphone culture" being mainstream now.

And to quote Yuri B. "All it takes is 20 years to indoctrinate new generation into communist leninism."

 

[Popper Whiting]

School kids having gross fetishes forced on them by Communist Academia? When has that ever happened before?

You know a fetish has to be gross if a fag with an anime avatar is condemning it.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I for one am glad that furries are back to being the main autists to cringe and laugh at. I'm tired of the tranny saga.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Get those poor kids some rabies shots.

 

[Yezidi Fan Club]

I remember when I was in high school we would drive around town and jump the Juggalos for fun.

Kids should start doing shit like that again to the furries.

Utah? Maybe the mormons would silly string a group as they drive by

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Is a marker of societal decline children having to act like adults when adults are acting like children?

Because if it’s not then it certainly should be.

 

[King Metalia]

Calling it that the schools will face a furry and scalie infighting that will get to the level of Bloods and Crips.

That war would be more entertaining than the latest bullshit from Hollywood. But to be serious I'm not sure if the idea a furry scalie gang war is more funny or sad.

 

[Toolbox]

Nah, fuck that. It seems like every furry or furry-ajacent thread has a warning like that. I get not wanting to shit up the thread with irrelevant posts, but it seems like it's more tailored to cater to the actual furries who get butt-hurt and go off the rails and/or report these posts. Furries are all degenerate faggots, and catering to them or treating them with kid gloves, no matter their age, and it leads to repugnant shit like this, with them openly flaunting their faggotry in schools, parades, and cons. Every furry needs to face the fucking wall and enjoy some hot lead injection at the base of their skulls.

And EVERY thread that gets featured has irrelevant, inane posts drive-by'd by random idiots that have no idea about the subforum they're posting in. I don't know if I've seen a 'warning' like the one the furfag threads get put in on any of those yet. Why the special treatment?

I for one am glad that furries are back to being the main autists to cringe and laugh at. I'm tired of the tranny saga.

Troons and furries have a very high amount of overlap, so when you're talking furfags it's a good chance you're getting a two for one deal.

 

[Aztec Death Squad]

I can't find it now, but a couple years ago I saw an Amazon advertisement that had a college-age women "accidentally reveal" a fursuit in her closet. It was obvious the big companies were beginning to understand what huge and irresponsible spenders furries are, and within the decade I expect there to be "furry pride" shirts at Hottopic or wherever nerdy young people shop at now. There are two possible outcomes to furries becoming mainstream:

Good ending: gatekeeping becomes a thing again and an influx of normies turns the "furry lifestyle" into just another arts and crafts hobby.

Bad ending: the degenerate hoard swells with fresh young members for exploiting

Living in clown world really sucks sometimes

I remember when I was in high school we would drive around town and jump the Juggalos for fun.

Kids should start doing shit like that again to the furries.

It's funny that you say that because guess who's daughter is a furry

 

[CarlKingofDucks]

Wow I am legit watching the death of the country and therefor the world in real time. This is kind of amazing.

 

[Devout Muslim]

in islam we would throw these degenerates from the roof

in america your children cower before them

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

A lot of tourists people that visit this containment board are unaware that the boards specific to communities are usually inabitied by said community members.

The best way for anyone outside of our island to understand this is to imagine a great big "Plauged" flair next to our board.

There’s no such thing as an ex-furry. I know from personal experience (they trooned out, too) and laughing at that faggot @Uncle Warren for leaving the forum after he tried to be a furry streamer after claiming he was an ex-furry multiple times.

Furries also like to in-fight because they are fags. Like half the threads on furries were made by other furries. It was an accurate criticism of the website that a fuck ton of furries used it back in like 2013 when 4chan criticized the website for hosting way too much gay furry drama.

 

[Slav Power]

In the new forum software

Coming out on the same day as Half-Life 3.

I understand that everything else is stopping the development, but constantly mentioning the vaporware that is RuForo to solve the current issues of XenForo that won't be fixed because it's XenForo is tiring. It really feels like a Duke Nukem Forever of forum software at this point.

It's funny that you say that because guess who's daughter is a furry

I posted this already but Violent J's support of his daughter is wholesome in a way.

He did that cringy ass Snakebusters video after she got scammed over some Aliexpress chink seller:

And went to a furry convention with her, being oblivious to the fandom and acting like a goofball:

It's wholesome, because despite being a trailer trash redneck that created a subculture of antisocial low IQ idiots, he tries really hard to be a good father, support his daughter, and he doesn't judge her for her interests. After all, he made a living out of wearing clown makeup, so he's in no place to laugh at people dressing up as animals. Sometimes the ICP is more self-aware and human than people make them out to be.