A Comcast Employee Has Been Fucking with DSP's Internet for Months [November 28, 2023] - Oh it's true.. It's DAMN true!

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honestly really hope we hear more about this.
I want this saga more than this bullshit that happened tonight. A trial would be fucking amazing. Phil testifying and bloviating for 45 minutes on the stand. People removed for being loud during the trial snorting. A Kat sighting.

A speedy trial would be one hell of an arc.

Unfortunately, I think they will fire this tard, give Phil something like 3-6 months credit on his bill and have him sign something promising not to sue.
 
Whats the consequences that Phil deserved having his actual money and business fucked with to a degree of at least 6 months to a year by a company that he pays services for? What stupid shit could phil have done to have such consequences as attempting to fuck over someones money so they might have financial problems? Real life problems?

Log off. Take a walk.
Did I miss where Dan said he was doing this for a 6 months? All I remember is him saying it wasn’t him when Phil tried saying the same thing happened during the interview with side scrollers. I thought the dude said he’s been doing it for like a few weeks or a month or something
 
Again, you niggers will never understand because you're just as dumb as DSP. The problem isn't the retard who fucked with DSP, the problem is the users here who WILL CONGRATULATE somebody LITERALLY COMMITING REAL LIFE CRIMES against DSP.
Did Phil report anything as a crime? Because if he didnt... Nothing happened.
 
Unfortunately, I think they will fire this tard, give Phil something like 3-6 months credit on his bill and have him sign something promising not to sue.

most likely, and i think this is part of what everyone misunderstood about what I was saying. I am not congratulating Comcast guy, if he goes to prison for this it'd be the funniest thing on fucking earth.

i was frustrated by one of the largest sub forums on kiwifarms being held entirely responsible for the actions of 1 retard when we have 2 mods at best.
 
One thing we can all agree on is that DSP is the greatest Autism Magnet in internet history.

Hear me out I've seen a lady with toy bats in her pussy, a man who fucked DSP's Sister in law, bank leaks, people getting in on a bankruptcy hearing call to press Phil only to fail, a DSP fan showing up here to start a war, and a ALog crew explosion that has now used as a term.

DSP is my favorite cow because somehow the greatest Autism I've never seen ends up happening here, and I get to laugh at it with my Kiwi pals.
 
Whats the consequences that Phil deserved having his actual money and business fucked with to a degree of at least 6 months to a year by a company that he pays services for? What stupid shit could phil have done to have such consequences as attempting to fuck over someones money so they might have financial problems? Real life problems?

Log off. Take a walk.
90% of the board agrees it was lame in the extreme. Picking fights with the 3 out-of-touch speds here is pointless and gay. Log off. Take a walk.

Did Phil report anything as a crime? Because if he didnt... Nothing happened.
It would be Comcast who will be obligated to pursue legal action against the employee to cover their own asses from liability. I would say its far more likely the dude gets prosecuted than not due to the spectacularly retarded trail he left.
 
Based fucking retard providing evidence of something that otherwise NOBODY would have believed, evidence that is easily traceable to his employee credentials, evidence that will disseminate across the internet very quickly. Great fucking job, at a minimum you're getting canned. I really hope all of the :dumb: reactions and this briefest moment of attention were worth it.
 
DSP just got confirmation that somebody is actually fucking with him and he can now easily figure out who it is from Comcast.
Do you really think he's not going to go after them? The dude not only fucked with his Internet connection, he charged Phil's card. Comcast might refer the guy to the police to get heat off their back and show that they're taking things seriously.
Do I think Phil wont go after the dude who did this? No, I dont think he will, because he never does.
Until Phil files a police report or sue Comcast, nothing happened in my book.
 
oh, for sure. but like, actually showing up in court to sue the guy? no way. I thought that's what you meant.
I won't power level but I had something somewhat similar happen with a large company and had to call about 5 times and get an estimate but got a decent sized check at the end. No court. Big companies don't want a lawsuit and bad publicity.
 
How fucked is this guy? I assume Comcast would only fire him, unless Phil chooses to escalate the issue with Comcast.

Is the ball then in Phil's hands or Comcast's?
 
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I used to work for comcast as a dev who created those backend systems the tech support guys use, i recognized it immediately, he's 100% a brown skinned SEA savage if he's the ones using that.

They are just flowcharts so 65 IQ ESL monkeys can ask dumb questions and follow the point home.

He could be in India or USA though we used to have camps of them in the states.
 
How fucked is this guy? I assume Comcast would only fire him, unless Phil chooses to escalate the issue with Comcast.

Is the ball then in Phil's hands or Comcast's?
Phil probably got a nice credit and is content with what happened(seeing as how he made good money from a no gameplay chair stream). He's too lazy to actually sue or would blow his retainer on hogans.
Comcast probably won't elevate it as long as the issue dies here.
 
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