A Comcast Employee Has Been Fucking with DSP's Internet for Months [November 28, 2023] - Oh it's true.. It's DAMN true!

[JerryBeansMan]

How fucked is this guy?

I'd assume comcast takes this shit seriously but they might fire him and just try sweeping it under the rug.

He could be in India or USA though we used to have camps of them in the states.

My money is on low IQ caucasian who got an entry level tech job through nepotism.


Kinda off topic but a few months ago phil banned a guy giving him tech advice, could it be him?

 

[Agent Proper]

If Phil wants actual money, it's in Phil's hands. Comcast will probably offer him some money off the bill.

Right Comcast wouldn't want to go to court over this if Phil took action. They must rather cut him a deal or pay him out in some fashion.

What would the tech troll need to worry about? Would Comcast have to report this kind of thing to an agency like the SCC? Or do they terminate his employment and that's it?

 

[Ol' Slag]

Right Comcast wouldn't want to go to court over this if Phil took action. They must rather cut him a deal or pay him out in some fashion.

What would the tech troll need to worry about? Would Comcast have to report this kind of thing to an agency like the SCC? Or do they terminate his employment and that's it?

Not sure. Pretty sure this is a low crime on the totem pole. Hell, probably the only crime really is using his credit card to pay a bill. They definitely will shitcan his ass and make sure he can't get work in the same sector and not give him a good reference.

 

[Rent Tin]

Right Comcast wouldn't want to go to court over this if Phil took action. They must rather cut him a deal or pay him out in some fashion.

What would the tech troll need to worry about? Would Comcast have to report this kind of thing to an agency like the SCC? Or do they terminate his employment and that's it?

I think if he had just fucked with Phil's connection it would have likely been a firing and credit offered to Phil, but because he committed fraud by charging Phil's card things might escalate.

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

Randomly shutting off his internet was milking that would, at best, get you fired if the shitbrained admins at the ISP managed to notice. (Speaking from awful experience, Tier 1 life is often like high school and the immediate leads/supervisors are as much tard wranglers as they are professionals. MORE, if the cube farm is in a really bad neighborhood. This is partly why getting shit done from your 'customer service' is often an exercise in patience to test Saint Peter.)

Posting proof while logged in to your own work account is incredibly retarded. That's court-admissible evidence.

Fucking with his credit card is breathtakingly stupid. ZOG enforces PCI regulations with an iron fist covered in razor wire. Go directly to Felony, do not pass Go, do not collect 200 upvotes.

It's one thing to touch shit as an outsider but jumping Jesus on a pogo stick he went and swan-dived into the pile from 30 feet up. Headfirst. While wearing a lead swimsuit.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Randomly shutting off his internet was milking that would, at best, get you fired if the shitbrained admins at the ISP managed to notice. (Speaking from very awful experience Tier 1 life sucks and the immediate leads/supervisors/whatever are often as much tard wranglers as they are professionals. MORE, if your cube farm is in a really bad neighborhood)

Posting proof of it while logged in to your own work account is incredibly retarded. That's actual court-admissible evidence.

Fucking with his credit card is breathtakingly stupid. ZOG enforces PCI regulations with an iron fist covered in razor wire. Go directly to Felony, do not pass Go, do not collect 200 upvotes.

It's one thing to touch shit as an outsider but jumping Jesus on a pogo stick he went and swan-dived into the pile from 30 feet up. Headfirst. While wearing a lead swimsuit.

Is it actually a felony? Even if the amount was this low?

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

https://x.com/poems_future/status/1729707529247044093?s=46&t=VZSEbjzJBWOyXxPzgtd9Qg

Make of that what you will for the people debating on what he’s going to do about it

I 100% don’t think Phil would pursue any legal action mostly out of laziness and Dan not having anything worth going after. He would almost assuredly just probably take the first offer for credit from comcast for this trouble and walk away happy because Phil is a perfect example of a body at rest remaining at rest. Doing anything regarding a court case no matter how easy of a slam dunk it is requires him to leave the house more than he wants

 

[PhoBingas]

Is it actually a felony? Even if the amount was this low?

If he did the computer fraud across state lines doesn't that automatically make it felony?

 

[Pustus]

What is the probablity that our friendly neighborhood comcast sped is an ex-fan?

 

[Ol' Slag]

@AnOminous How fucked is this retard if they actually wanna do something about it?

 

[NanoKnight]

yer honor , tha defandent wus clearly moral fagging

objection! I'm pretty sure poptart here is an ayylog can we pull up his kiwi post history?

 

[Rent Tin]

What is the probablity that our friendly neighborhood comcast sped is an ex-fan?

I think a majority of Phil's alogs are former fans. It seems to be the same with alogs in general.

 

[Harm]

i got annoyed with how people where being treated by him recently i have actively fucked with dsp since latw october ( hes lying about the side scroller podcast that was not comcast or me) i was lazy with the http (im sorry i got tisms) any who heres his account go crazyView attachment 5528442View attachment 5528443

Lmfao, your filenames give away your fucking time zone retard. If it was 1:31 PM in Phil's timezone and your filename is 20231020_153157.jpg then you're in the Central Standard Timezone, faggot.




Holy shit, you're retarded.

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

Is it actually a felony? Even if the amount was this low?

From what I remember of those days it's the act of doing it at all.

Even at the absolute bottom-tier call center I ever worked at, not even the shiftiest most sticky-fingered nigger desperate for crack money you could IMAGINE dared to cross lines with the payment information. The one woman who'd done so in the last 5 years was spoken of in the same way as someone who wrote "Cthulhu has bad breath" on a wall and immediately was dragged to Yog-Sothoth through a portal that opened up.

Lmfao, your filenames give away your fucking time zone retard. If it was 1:31 PM in Phil's timezone and your filename is 20231020_153157.jpg then you're in the Central Standard Timezone, faggot.

Is his GPS coordinates in the EXIF? I will fucking laugh my head off...

 

[AnOminous]

Is it actually a felony? Even if the amount was this low?

Depends where you are and how much it was. Apparently in Washington State it's a Class C felony, period.

Maybe it's worse wherever he actually is (Central Standard?).

The feds would never bother with a $500 fraud case, so it'd be up to the state and whether they'd bother when DSP is just getting that money back anyway, plus whatever money Comcast throws at him not to sue. So the Pigroach wins again!

I doubt any of the retards who were mindlessly clapping like seals at this as an "own" will learn any lesson though.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

What is the probablity that our friendly neighborhood comcast sped is an ex-fan?

I have a hard time believing that anybody willing to go that far and be that retarded wasn’t at some point a DSP fan.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Two other things that make me think it's a gayop, 1) Comcast would never admit one of their employees did anything wrong, all it would do is open them to liability. If that's one thing every company makes very clear to all the grunt employees is that you always know nothing, you never say anything, and never let anyone into anywhere if they ask. 2) This is a gayop, or the guy who accessed his account is going to get so raped it isn't funny. For a call center all account access is logged, and one would have to be logged-in as an employee to access user records. In most call centers these days they actually record your screen in realtime, even if you are work-from-home, so they can see absolutely everything you did at any given moment. There is no way this guy will be able to get away with anything assuming it isn't a gayop, which I am almost certain it is.

 

[Ol' Slag]

If it's a felony, the company might give a shit. 99.99 percent chance they won't, but it isn't zero.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Nigga's making it seem like he did it on a workstation. Plus most places like that phones are banned on the production floor.

Comcast is going almost entirely remote for a lot of their call center work. It's entirely plausible this dumb nigger did this shit in his own home on his own internet while on work hours, which would amplify the sheer stupidity.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Comcast is going almost entirely remote for a lot of their call center work. It's entirely plausible this dumb nigger did this shit in his own home on his own internet while on work hours, which would amplify the sheer stupidity.

The dude said he was using his own computer and not a work computer when he took screenshots. Anyway that a location can be found?