A friend of mine recently went to America and I have been stunned by what I have learned. - You niggers really need to explain this.

[RACISM]

You niggers can't even have pointy knives and you think you can tell us how to measure.

Yes, and here's the facts - your beer is too small.

 

[Hamstirer]

Yes, and here's the facts - your beer is too small.

We will not take measuring advice from a country that eats beans for breakfast.

 

[RACISM]

We will not take measuring advice from a country that eats beans for breakfast.

Fighting talk. Prepare to get beaned.

 

[Lurker]

i saw images of various british platters and the only vegetable i saw in, like, two of them, were mushy peas

like how can you people live like this?

and to complain about our american measurements. AT LEAST WE HAVE VEGETABLES

 

[RACISM]

like how can you people live like this?

Half the food available in your country is banned over here for being unsafe and/or full of chemicals. Hilarious you would shit on another country about food. What is even American food culture? As American as apple pie? Apple pie was invented in England (inb4 some scot starts trotting out the lie about being invented there, no it wasn't you skirt wearing fags).

 

[Lurker]

What is even American food culture?

TACO BELL, CHINESE FOOD, AND HAMBURGERS, CUNT

AMERICA

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Half the food available in your country is banned over here for being unsafe and/or full of chemicals. Hilarious you would shit on another country about food. What is even American food culture? As American as apple pie? Apple pie was invented in England (inb4 some scot starts trotting out the lie about being invented there, no it wasn't you skirt wearing fags).

I ain't american, and even I know that's big talk from the country that claims to have free healthcare and dental plans when it actually works on some retarded queue system. You're dying of appendicitis? Oof sorry bout that bruv, you're being here on 'dis list we'll attend your appendicitis in 2035. Got a rotten tooth that needs to be extracted? Sorry to botha' lad but we can only remove 'tat tooth for free in 2062. 'tat is... unless you pay.

The fuck is your country's system good for if you can't fucking use it, much less when you need it on emergency unless you pay thousands of pounds EITHER WAY? It's the same shit as in america, just that people pay doctors more often in that place of yours because they get food poisoning or vitamin deficiency 24/7. Talk shit about the west all you like, it's still impressive that americans go to the doctor because they ate too much, not because they're fucking dying over eating a bad batch of beans.

 

[RACISM]

words.

Deflection, changing the subject, cope.
I wouldn't expect more from a nation raised on chlorinated chicken and baby pints.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Getting told shit I don't like is deflection, cope and subject change. But our world war beans

Fixed it for you.

 

[I'm Really Feeling It]

Deflection, changing the subject, cope.
I wouldn't expect more from a nation raised on chlorinated chicken and baby pints.

Oh, and fake cheese...

 

[King George III]

>going to a bar
What a fucking retard, bars are a waste of money and have too many rules and their jannies can get you arrested. It's much better just going to a liquor store.

 

[The Ugly One]

"Ordered a pint at an American bar and didn't even get stabbed by a Paki afterward, 'ate this fookin country."

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Brits really are just a bunch of inbred alcoholics.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

None of you golems even have decent beer lol.

 

[Shidoen]

Is your pint almost empty or almost full?

 

[Bloom Worm Cross Field]

Brits really are just a bunch of inbred alcoholics.

Common misconception. The inbred ones (brown, not actually British, only eat animals that have had their throats slit) are a completely separate group from the alcoholics (God's greatest shade of pink, based, only eat animals that have been encased in several layers of pastry).

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Common misconception. The inbred ones (brown, not actually British, only eat animals that have had their throats slit) are a completely separate group from the alcoholics (God's greatest shade of pink, based, only eat animals that have been encased in several layers of pastry).

The brown people at my workplace have never had to be disciplined by HR for joking about school shootings. There's something genuinely autistic about Br*ts.

 

[Wild at Heart]

I never knew this. I also never cared to look into the EU pint differences.

BUT as a youngster I watched LOTR, where they made a Pint seem like a magical thing. When I eventually ordered one at a bar I was underwhelmed.

 

[Bloom Worm Cross Field]

The brown people at my workplace have never had to be disciplined by HR for joking about school shootings. There's something genuinely autistic about Br*ts.

Damn, we're not in the good graces of joke scolds working in HR, that's a blow to the collective ego.

Americans are so weirdly sensitive about jokes relating to school shootings (not even specific ones, just in the abstract). I can't imagine how many times I've heard Americans make knife crime jokes about Britain but it doesn't phase me because I'm not a big baby.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Americans are so weirdly sensitive about jokes relating to school shootings (not even specific ones, just in the abstract)

This Brit in question made a joke directly related to a school shooting that happened the previous day.

I'm not sure why I have to explain this, but it's not usually a good idea to make jokes about children dying in horrific, violent ways in a professional environment. This sort of reinforces my point that Brits suffer from a deficiency of tact.