A Statement Regarding the August 2022 SWAT Hoaxes

[Crass_and_Champ]

Don't worry guys kiwi farms will be mentioned forevermore as an internet boogeyman like gamergate and in those moments we will all think of all the nonsense we got up to here.

Maybe the real lolcows were the frens we made along the way.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

Maybe it's time to stop featuring all the Keffals updates on the front page. This only exacerbates the newfag issues.

I for one am happy to refocus on the monkey torturers and dog wankers.

Because without doubt there will be some deviant troons involved in both worlds.

 

[FFinfo]

@Null I do hope your Terminal Event Management Policy clones KF to others even if they manage to force your hand into retirement. KF will be a hydra, with a head for each individual so bold as to take its burden.

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

Too many doomers god sakes kids have a little hope!
If I had a nickel for every time my oldfag ass saw Kiwi go through shit like this I would be able to buy at least a candy bar.

This. KiwiFarms has "died" probably a dozen times already. They'll give Null headaches for a few weeks, then eventually fuck off and turn their attention elsewhere.

This site managed to survive the literal country of New Zealand for hosting a video of a man killing dozens of people. One angry eunuch and the most retarded woman in Congress aren't going to bring it down for good.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

Reminder that you can't keep a good Kiwi down, and that this website is a hydra. No matter how many heads you cut off, we will grow back stronger, better, more autistic.

Even if the worst happens and the site goes down, someone else will take up the mantle. You can't be a groomer, an asshole, or a generally repugnant individual and expect the Internet to forget. It never does. Your public misdeeds will always be on display somewhere. You cannot win.

Thanks for everything you do, Nol.

 

[Confetti Meringue]

Long time lurker, new account/poster. I love my internet frenz and erverlord. Please do let us know what we can do to support the site, monetary or tech wise.

 

[Butwhythough]

I'm willing to sacrifice myself and become a fed in order to clear our name. And to keep the glowies from hurting our reputation.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

This. KiwiFarms has "died" probably a dozen times already. They'll give Null headaches for a few weeks, then eventually fuck off and turn their attention elsewhere.

This site managed to survive the literal country of New Zealand for hosting a video of a man killing dozens of people. One angry eunuch and the most retarded woman in Congress aren't going to bring it down for good.

Just realized how ironic it was that New Zealand tried to kill Kiwifarms. wow

 

[Cyclonus]

I think we might have finally surpassed 4chan as the internet bogeyman.

 

[lolwatagain]

This. KiwiFarms has "died" probably a dozen times already. They'll give Null headaches for a few weeks, then eventually fuck off and turn their attention elsewhere.

This site managed to survive the literal country of New Zealand for hosting a video of a man killing dozens of people. One angry eunuch and the most retarded woman in Congress aren't going to bring it down for good.

Yeah, but nobody cares about New Zealand.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

I honestly believe that it was the same Groyper that swatted Jim and others who did it.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

MTG is a retarded horse face and I would not have sex with her

 

[Coomfucius]

I think we might have finally surpassed 4chan as the internet bogeyman.

All this because someone thought that they could ratio us

 

[schizotypal]

I don't understand how someone could hate what is pretty much a gossip site so much that they're willing to commit a felony to get it taken down. It's absolutely pure lunacy.

They clearly know that they won't be held responsible. Is it really a felony if no one prosecutes them?

 

[Autistsforuganda2]

They can take this site down, but the idea behind Kiwifarms will live on.

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

She's got a decent body.

At this point I doubt she'll do anything but double down. She's a doer not a thinker.

 

[Local Fed]

I think at this point the only way to save Kiwi Farms is to start our own virtual band to play in the Metaverse. Move over, Olivia Rodrigo. Go back to Africa, BTS. Get out of our way, Taylor Swift. The Joshua Moon Experience is here to rock out with our deadnames out.

 

[RatPlague]

If the site gets torpedoed over this bullshit there will be other places to laugh at retards on the internet, but it would still be incredibly sad to see this place go

 

[AGuntyPaajet]

I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT JERSH IS NOT SUICIDAL I REPETE JERSH IS NOT SUICIDAL

 

[deso2y]

The Supreme Feeder will do what he does best: make trooncels cope sneed and 41% by keeping this site alive (and also fuck fat women, but let's not talk about that now)