Actors that aged poorly - Botox can only do so much.

[sperginity]

Kathleen Turner

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She has severe rheumatoid arthritis. That's why she is fat, she can't do much physically without intense pain. She could have gotten gastric bypass or something to maintain appearances I guess, but she is already suffering a lot so I don't blame her for avoiding surgery. She has done some A+ voice acting since she got sick.

 

[BobsSpergers]

I was on Netflix and an ad for The Umbrella Academy was at the top of the page. I lol'ed at how much smoothing they had to do on Ellen Page compared to how she looked when talking about Smollett. They kept the 5-head though.

 

[Secret Asshole]

I think part of the thing with Paige is that she doesn't really wear a lot of makeup. Maybe it's some sort of statement or some shit. The problem is that with the intense lighting of movies and red carpet pictures, it illuminates a lot of flaws. So without using makeup she generally looks horrible because of the intense lighting.

The thing is the camera ages you because of the lighting exploiting the flaws. That's why she looks far older than she is.

 

[vhstape]

Cunty behavior and alcoholism fucked him up.

Johnny Depp doesn't look much older than the 55 years he is, just dresses like he is in his 20's which is just hilarious

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

I think part of the thing with Paige is that she doesn't really wear a lot of makeup. Maybe it's some sort of statement or some shit. The problem is that with the intense lighting of movies and red carpet pictures, it illuminates a lot of flaws. So without using makeup she generally looks horrible because of the intense lighting.

The thing is the camera ages you because of the lighting exploiting the flaws. That's why she looks far older than she is.

All that outrage she takes part in can't be too good for her either.

 

[sperginity]

I think part of the thing with Paige is that she doesn't really wear a lot of makeup. Maybe it's some sort of statement or some shit. The problem is that with the intense lighting of movies and red carpet pictures, it illuminates a lot of flaws. So without using makeup she generally looks horrible because of the intense lighting.

The thing is the camera ages you because of the lighting exploiting the flaws. That's why she looks far older than she is.

what is crazy is that the camera really does add 10 lbs. She must be downright skeletal IRL.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

I think part of the thing with Paige is that she doesn't really wear a lot of makeup. Maybe it's some sort of statement or some shit. The problem is that with the intense lighting of movies and red carpet pictures, it illuminates a lot of flaws. So without using makeup she generally looks horrible because of the intense lighting.

The thing is the camera ages you because of the lighting exploiting the flaws. That's why she looks far older than she is.

She looks emaciated though, IMO. She looks like she's nothing more than a skeleton wearing Ellen Page's skin. Like, I don't believe that there's any blood, muscle, or fat under that skin at all. I'm not commenting on whether she's anorexic or not ... I'm just commenting that, to me, she does indeed look like the crypt keeper wearing an Ellen Page costume.

And the way her face moves when she talks. Yikes.

 

[BeanBidan]

Actors wished they were Bruce Campbell

 

[JambledUpWords]

She looks emaciated though, IMO. She looks like she's nothing more than a skeleton wearing Ellen Page's skin. Like, I don't believe that there's any blood, muscle, or fat under that skin at all. I'm not commenting on whether she's anorexic or not ... I'm just commenting that, to me, she does indeed look like the crypt keeper wearing an Ellen Page costume.

And the way her face moves when she talks. Yikes.

I read on her Wikipedia page that she’s a vegan. Veganism could possibly explain the gaunt complexion and skeletal body shape.

 

[Puddleduck]

Mild powerlevel

Spoiler

I was once on a tv show, and they put standard makeup on me and everyone else. After we were finished, the director wanted a "reaction shot" from me which wasn't caught effectively, so I was basically shoved into place and had to look sad for a a few seconds. What no-one at the time noticed was I'd washed off the makeup, so for about three seconds I look a lot worse (mildly spotty, dark around the eyes) than the rest of the episode.

Spoiler

It made me feel GREAT when I was following along with the hashtag and about three people were like "urgh what happened to him there"

Spoiler

I bet the network LOVED that, as it was all meant to be real!

So yeah, camera + tv lighting really does need at least a token layer of makeup, I'm willing to bet Ellen Page looks at least a bit less ghastly in person.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Page is:
>A vegan
>A white chick
>A lesbian
>Had to kiss Michael Cera
All of these age a person. Plus again, no makeup.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

Lindsay Lohan

 

[AF 802]

Drugs, booze, smoking, bad plastic surgery and an ill advised career as a boxer (though he's technically undefeated, suffering 2 draws) didn't do him favors.

bad plastic surgery, you say?

Spoiler

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

I think every man can just hope to age like Sean Connery.
(Though most of that might be his magnificent beard)

Also, on topic: Max Wright (Bill Tanner from Alf)

Honorary mention:
Richard Dean Anderson

He didn't age that badly, he just grew really chunky. I guess if he hit the gym, he'd still look pretty good for his age.

 

[LN 910]

Two kids are the least of her problems, considering she was on kids inc... https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2017/11/todays-blind-items-child-porn-and-drugs.html

Jesus Christ, Hollywood.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Jesus Christ, Hollywood.

Watch the Kids Incorporated opening and tell me if you can find the creepy part:

 

[LN 910]

I don't want that on my history tbh

 

[John Titor]

Arrested Development has shown Michael Cera turn from a child into a taller child. The title really is fitting. View attachment 668848

I thought he was doomed to play awkward teenager roles but I might have to reconsider the teenager part.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

She looks emaciated though, IMO. She looks like she's nothing more than a skeleton wearing Ellen Page's skin. Like, I don't believe that there's any blood, muscle, or fat under that skin at all. I'm not commenting on whether she's anorexic or not ... I'm just commenting that, to me, she does indeed look like the crypt keeper wearing an Ellen Page costume.

And the way her face moves when she talks. Yikes.

It's the lines on her neck. You never expect to see those on anyone not >40, or in atrociously bad shape of some sort. (Ya Boi Zack noted, and I think this is a truism among artists, that every line you add to the face makes it look older. Ellen has a lot more lines than you expect on someone of her notional age.)

 

[PL 001]

Shelley Duvall was never anyone's idea of drop-dead gorgeous, but I can at least acquiesce that she might have been seen as "cute" back in the day. She did not enter her golden years gracefully, I'm sure her mental illnesses has a lot to do with her appearance, but she looks almost unrecognizable now.