Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

[RainwaterDrop]

This is just a personal opinion, but I think Sessler, and people like him, are just overcompensating faggots who are trying to hide something. We've seen tweets about what he thinks of his own family. Who knows what the fuck elseAdam does behind closed doors.

Precisely! Of course, there are people in these circles that genuinely care about women and want to fight against injustice. I am jaded as all hell and I still see some genuine people in the midst of these woods, but usually the ones that make it their mission to show how much of a good person they are - these are usually assholes or hiding a darker side!

The harder someone tries to maintain a public face, the darker their true personality is. Not powerleveling, but I have a little story from someone I trust: That person and I studied under a certain teacher who played the facade of being a dorky guy with a cute side, loved to wave his flag around at every chance about how much he hated all sorts of inequalities. The sort of asshole that goes ballistic on you the second you don't fully support his message. Anyways, this guy was clearly a narcissist as he felt confident enough to let his mask slip when dealing with female students by making some very pervy comments about them, a teacher openly flirting with his teenage students, abusing a position of power to perv on women. What a great feminist!

Guys like Adam, MovieBob, are precisely this kind of guy, their competence on how well they mantain that facade is what varies. Never trust people who overcompensate!

Doubtful tbh. Tmz or someone would probably have covered it, or it would have come out by now.

Overcompensators usually have skeletons in their closets, but it doesn't mean they have been found out. But it's a safe bet that most of these guys are perverts lol!

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Overcompensators usually have skeletons in their closets, but it doesn't mean they have been found out. But it's a safe bet that most of these guys are perverts lol!

Oh I'm not saying he doesn't have some, I'm just saying it's doubtful he's ever formally faced criminal charges.

 

[thismanlies]

Just a reminder of how smoking hot Webb was back in the day.

*Countdown to some D-bag saying "brahh, that's not hot" in 3...2...1*

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Overly airbrushed photos kinda put me off. But highschool me would've had her sneaking off to the local abortion clinic.

 

[Cybertonia]

You know, I've tried reading through this thread to understand, but for the life of me I can't figure out who thought it was a good idea to reboot a cable channel? I'm the target demographic and I haven't had a cable sub in almost 10 years. Did anybody at Comcast think of that? Or are they playing some 16d chess that my pleb eyes can't understand? Who did they think was going to watch this, other than old retired boomers who still pay Comcast $200 a month to have 1500 channels of digital cable, where half the channels are duplicates of each other and the rest are either news fear porn or discovery's various combinations of gawking at rednecks? Fucks sake they might as well have launched this thing on AOL while they're at it.

So let me see if I understand this, most of this G4 reboot's target demo probably isn't watching the actual cable channel, but what they do get to see are clips of a host having a total gender spergout and calling all men terrible - the same men they're trying to get to pay for and watch more...cable?

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

You know, I've tried reading through this thread to understand, but for the life of me I can't figure out who thought it was a good idea to reboot a cable channel? I'm the target demographic and I haven't had a cable sub in almost 10 years. Did anybody at Comcast think of that? Or are they playing some 16d chess that my pleb eyes can't understand? Who did they think was going to watch this, other than old retired boomers who still pay Comcast $200 a month to have 1500 channels of digital cable, where half the channels are duplicates of each other and the rest are either news fear porn or discovery's various combinations of gawking at rednecks? Fucks sake they might as well have launched this thing on AOL while they're at it.

So let me see if I understand this, most of this G4 reboot's target demo probably isn't watching the actual cable channel, but what they do get to see are clips of a host having a total gender spergout and calling all men terrible - the same men they're trying to get to pay for and watch more...cable?

As explained earlier in this thread, this reboot exists because the son of the Comcast CEO, Tucker Roberts, wanted it. That’s it, that’s all it took to bring it back. I’m sure a Gen X burnout like Adam Cuckler is irritated that his future is now hinged entirely on a nepotistic son of a CEO but it’s a fitting fate for a loser like Adam. Of course, since nobody else wants it, the channel is as good as dead if Tucker decides it’s not a good idea.

Doubtful tbh. Tmz or someone would probably have covered it, or it would have come out by now.

Cuckler is of so low value that it’s unlikely he can get close enough to a woman who isn’t his wife. I’m sure he tried pawing at the intern girls during G4’s heyday but (((Hollywood))) is laden with perverts trying to get all up in the young “talent” but even then he was best known as host of a tv show for gamers which back in the mid 2000s was still considered uncool by all. That might explain his total bitterness: he wanted to perv on some girls but even at his “peak,” Cuckler was always a loser.

 

[Starscreams Cape]

... All I can do sitting here is think "Thank god it is them and not me who have to deal with it" in regards to Adam Sessler and the rest of the G4 crew. I'd wish you good luck but that ain't going to help you.

Frosk is the perfect venture killing machine.

 

[Cybertonia]

As explained earlier in this thread, this reboot exists because the son of the Comcast CEO, Tucker Roberts, wanted it.

That fucker? The comcast failson whose dad is paying the rent on snapchat's old venice beach boardwalk HQ for him to live in and play pretend esports CEO?

I wish I had rich parents so I could fail up, too.

 

[byuu]

Dangerhair: "Olivia Munn didn't come to G4 to be objectified!"

Olivia Munn on G4: View attachment 2885474

If you ever objectified Olivia Munn, there's something wrong with your taste

 

[The Cunting Death]

You know, I've tried reading through this thread to understand, but for the life of me I can't figure out who thought it was a good idea to reboot a cable channel? I'm the target demographic and I haven't had a cable sub in almost 10 years. Did anybody at Comcast think of that? Or are they playing some 16d chess that my pleb eyes can't understand? Who did they think was going to watch this, other than old retired boomers who still pay Comcast $200 a month to have 1500 channels of digital cable, where half the channels are duplicates of each other and the rest are either news fear porn or discovery's various combinations of gawking at rednecks? Fucks sake they might as well have launched this thing on AOL while they're at it.

So let me see if I understand this, most of this G4 reboot's target demo probably isn't watching the actual cable channel, but what they do get to see are clips of a host having a total gender spergout and calling all men terrible - the same men they're trying to get to pay for and watch more...cable?

Isn't this mostly a twitch thing?

The cable part of it is a complete afterthought since only 3 providers carry it

Verizon Fios
Cox
Comcast's very own Xfinity.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Isn't this mostly a twitch thing?

The cable part of it is a complete afterthought since only 3 providers carry it

Verizon Fios
Cox
Comcast's very own Xfinity.

They really worked on getting this thing back, from what I recall they considered it a somewhat big deal to try to get this shit on SYFY of all channels with a partnership

 

[The Cunting Death]

They really worked on getting this thing back, from what I recall they considered it a somewhat big deal to try to get this shit on SYFY of all channels with a partnership

Isn't that because NBCUniversal also owns Syfy?

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Adam Sessler gives a positive review on a shit Mass Effect game.

 

[captkrisma]

Adam Sessler gives a positive review on a shit Mass Effect game.

Boy oh boy, I can't wait to hear Adam give his review for that Pac-man game I keep hearing the young kids talking about!

 

[Dom Cruise]

Dangerhair: "Olivia Munn didn't come to G4 to be objectified!"

Olivia Munn on G4: View attachment 2885474

GENTLEMEN!

 

[Open Window Maniac]

These recent mentions of Cliffy B remind me of this absolute gem of a post he left on SA.

Spoiler

Adam Sessler is a bitter irrelevant man. He' so irrelevant, his almost four year-old thread on Kiwi Farms is still in the double digits. He's also a bald cocaine addict.

 

[JohnMc]

Precisely! Of course, there are people in these circles that genuinely care about women and want to fight against injustice. I am jaded as all hell and I still see some genuine people in the midst of these woods, but usually the ones that make it their mission to show how much of a good person they are - these are usually assholes or hiding a darker side!

The harder someone tries to maintain a public face, the darker their true personality is. Not powerleveling, but I have a little story from someone I trust: That person and I studied under a certain teacher who played the facade of being a dorky guy with a cute side, loved to wave his flag around at every chance about how much he hated all sorts of inequalities. The sort of asshole that goes ballistic on you the second you don't fully support his message. Anyways, this guy was clearly a narcissist as he felt confident enough to let his mask slip when dealing with female students by making some very pervy comments about them, a teacher openly flirting with his teenage students, abusing a position of power to perv on women. What a great feminist!

Guys like Adam, MovieBob, are precisely this kind of guy, their competence on how well they mantain that facade is what varies. Never trust people who overcompensate!


Overcompensators usually have skeletons in their closets, but it doesn't mean they have been found out. But it's a safe bet that most of these guys are perverts lol!

The Biggest Virtue Signalers always turn out to be the biggest Hypocrites. Look at all the Male Feminists In Hollywood that turned out to be sex pests [aka Harvey Weinstein]

 

[UzumakiLeaf]

Adam Sessler gives a positive review on a shit Mass Effect game.

I am more excited to hear what his opinion on Revolution 60.

 

[Dom Cruise]

They're so unhinged that they believe Republicans would literally be sending out Einsatzgruppen squads to kill leftists/gays/blacks/whatever if they weren't bravely standing against it. They literally think Mitch McConnell is one election away from leading a vote for mass murder rather than an ineffectual cowardly turtle man.

It is impossible to overstate the level of detachment from reality these people are experiencing.

The irony is the more they whine about that the more it seems like a good idea to actually have stormtroopers go out and slaughter these morons in Minecraft, they're memeing it into reality.

It's always that they get mad that men want to look at pretty girls.

Look, us men are willing to cut you a deal. You give us shows with hot babes, and we won't object to shows with shirtless Chris Hemsworth types. It's win-win for everyone!

But no, men are pigs. From the exact same women that say sex work is empowering. Because you see, they want society to think ugly girls are pretty; that's why they are mad at men for liking "conventionally attractive" women and not themselves.

For all of feminists' talk, it always comes down to the fact that they wish they were conventionally attractive and men wanted to have sex with them.

I have never watched Adam Sessler back when he was a TV host back in the 2000s. Has he always been this much of an insufferable cunt?

Looking back there was a lot that was annoying about him even back then, I remember how much he would rant about how much he hated pre-RE4 Resident Evil, he was clearly one of those retards that thought every game should be a pure action game and didn't understand anything doing things differently.

I always got the feeling that Morgan Webb liked picking on Adam a little bit as she knew he was a beta orbiter. I remember there was one fan mail they read that made fun of Adam's shirts and penis and she contributed a little at the end of it to mocking him.

Legend has that moment really pissed him and if you look at his face, he does look legit angry.

and while I consider everything after the San Fran era to dip in quality with each set revision, even the worst that X-Play ever got, was better then this bullshit. RIP in piss, nothing was lost.

That's one thing I noticed is that with every set change the show got worse, X-Play was at it's best during the first set, the second set it was not as good but still pretty good, however I stopped watching after the third set change because I felt like it became shit.

Cliffy B is a wal-mart brand post-Doom John Romero who never got over the fact Unreal and Epic didn't need his edgelord ass after GOW.
He only cared about games as long as he saw it as his ticket to stardom and fame. Once he saw that he wasn't going to be a rockstar and that he spewed out trash games when left to his own devices, he showed his true colors.

Cliffy B was so much the personification of 7th gen video games to me.

 

[Matt Damon]

The irony is the more they whine about that the more it seems like a good idea to actually have stormtroopers go out and slaughter these morons in Minecraft, they're memeing it into reality.

It's an interesting problem - if a deranged person believes you're plotting their imminent murder and is acting accordingly, you're forced to consider having to use lethal violence against them even if you had no prior interest in them at all.

 

[LecherousGranolaBar]

Adam Sessler gives a positive review on a shit Mass Effect game.

No we fucking weren't lmao. We were the exact amount of hard on that game that it deserved.

Yes it plays well. That's all it has going for it. This is a fucking Bioware game where the characters are boring losers who nobody cares about with dialogue that reads as if the protagonist is a fucking horny 14 year old. There's so much stupid shit in this game that its unbelievable.

Why is there a Krogan with a gay lisp? Why is there an incredibly awkward Krogan fight scene where one of them goes for a fucking sweep kick when its pretty blatantly obvious Krogan are top heavy as fuck and always go for headbutts? Why is the voice acting so bad? Why is the lipsynching and face stuff so bad?

Not to mention when it dropped it was absolutely riddled with bugs and horrendous glitches. The list goes on and on and I absolutely refuse to allow people to rewrite history on Andromeda.