Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Morgan Webb's breasts

Dem tiddies doh. What's Morgan been up to? Hopefully has a happy family and not being a miserable fuck on Twitter.

His mid-life crisis has shown already to be a guy that thinks that hosting a show about video games is just his only life-changing experience.

Even the first time around hosting XPlay in the later episodes, it seemed like he didn't want to be there. He always came across as a self important prick but when XPlay got big, I think he wanted to do bigger and better things but was entirely too unlikable to reinvent himself. He'll always be the guy that was on XPlay and still talks about gamergate over a decade later. Meanwhile, Olivia Munn is in movies, not very good ones but movies nonetheless.

 

[ChampFantana]

What is with 40 year old+ male childless (I assume sessler doesn't not have children) pop culture nerds that are liberal, always have to be so hostile and aggro?

In MovieBoob's his problem is his eternal virginity. The same is most likely true for a large number of these incredibly militant tardwing morons.

In Adam Cuckler's case, it's simply a projection of his extreme self-loathing. He hates himself for not managing to turn his minor notoriety from the original run on G4 into something prestigious and long lasting that he can hang his hat on.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I looked Morgan's Twitter. It seems like she is living her best life. She isn't getting into petty Internet slap fights with strangers over the color Sonic's arms or whatever the fuck Adam's problem is.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Sessler always struck me as a guy who hates how he got famous. He thought there was something bigger better coming for him...and there just wasn't. Some people would just be like "Well...guess games are my thing now" and throw themselves into it. This retard just spent years seething over it, hoping for something more. It must have been so humiliating to come back to G4.

That’s because many of his former friends and co-workers actually moved on to bigger and better things. I guess there wasn’t much demand for Generation X slacker burnouts who prioritized keeping it real instead of being employable.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Is it a side effect of taking cocaine being a total piece of shit? I see a lot of media personalities and actors who take cocaine are batshit.

It's more the meth than cocaine with Sessler. Meth, more than any drugs, destroys the pleasure centers of the brain which can fuck a person up mentally. Meth addicts, after a while, stop getting the "good effects" of getting high because the part of the brain that produces dopamine are killed by meth abuse. Which means the people can no longer feel happy or any real pleasure emotions and are emotional zombies that are incredibly negative or psychopathic.

And worse, while they are incapable of feeling the "good parts" of getting high, they are still addicted to meth and worse, are utterly convinced they can recreate the "good high" they got the first couple of times they did meth as those are the best highs one can achieve before the drug kills your brain's pleasure centers.

Sessler's behavior and psychopathy is more meth than cocaine addiction. His dopamine center of his brain is probably complete destroyed by this point and the damage has only intensified his asshole nature since he can no longer feel pleasure about anything. Just anger and rage, which he doubles down upon just to feel SOMETHING.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Adam Cuckhead is tweeting again after he found out Elon Musk bought Twitter.


And he's still being a dick too. Would love to upload his tweets but it's giving me errors.

 

[Ed Weed]

Adam Cuckhead is tweeting again after he found out Elon Musk bought Twitter.
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And he's still being a dick too. Would love to upload his tweets but it's giving me errors.

Thinking about trying to provoke him into a twitter screaming match just for the laughs.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Thinking about trying to provoke him into a twitter screaming match just for the laughs.

I bet Sam Hyde could get him to fight him if Adam was anywhere near the level of Hyde in terms of popularity.

 

[Ed Weed]

This is still just the funniest profile picture to me. He looks like the stereotypical alcohol addicted Irishman

 

[FMW13]

This is still just the funniest profile picture to me. He looks like the stereotypical alcohol addicted Irishman

A fucking drunk mick looks better than him at this point.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

I think he's going to attend at the XPlay reunion with Kinda Funny. You going to tune in?

And he has a new Mastodon to hypocritically talk about video games. And I thought he doesn't miss gamers for being a coke-addicted cuckold piece of shit?

 

[mlanguishi]

all these freaks, and it's bad, trying mastodon. I want xxbbw.social to swallow my load like they didn't do on twitter.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Here's Adam Sessler at the XPlay "Reunion" by Kinda Funny. The votes are so far a 50/50.

Audio version just in case

 

[Pickle Man]

'Member when G4 was good.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I'm not sure if Sessler is technically a Millenial, but he definitely shares their tendency toward oxymoronic theatricality. "I'm so dumb and my brain don't work right, gawl. But my opinions are also totally right all the time and if you disagree I hate you."

 

[mlanguishi]

I'm not sure if Sessler is technically a Millenial, but he definitely shares their tendency toward oxymoronic theatricality. "I'm so dumb and my brain don't work right, gawl. But my opinions are also totally right all the time and if you disagree I hate you."

He was born in 73, that's right in the middle of Gen-X.

 

[Kona_A9]

https://twitter.com/AdamSessler/status/1596361353752498176?s=20&t=YQnNI_E9Kr_ovm1fbuQoVQ

"we?"

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

https://twitter.com/AdamSessler/status/1596361353752498176?s=20&t=YQnNI_E9Kr_ovm1fbuQoVQ

"we?"

Here's the screenshot


The rest of his tweets are nothing but insulting his former fans' mothers and Republicans and Elon Musk. The sad thing is he keeps going and going. What a hateful old fuck.

 

[Allanon]

G4 seems to have been the experiment to test what people have talked about in the past: would the same people who were entertaining in their heyday ruin the old show they used to run if they came back and tried to do it again now that they've gone woke, or would they be able to control themselves and do what made them successful? The answer it seems is that they almost immediately implode and go down in flames. Predictable, but a shame. The past things you liked are truly gone forever; reviving them will never work until the pendulum fully finishes its leftward swing. Or something like that.

 

[mlanguishi]

G4 seems to have been the experiment to test what people have talked about in the past: would the same people who were entertaining in their heyday ruin the old show they used to run if they came back and tried to do it again now that they've gone woke, or would they be able to control themselves and do what made them successful? The answer it seems is that they almost immediately implode and go down in flames. Predictable, but a shame. The past things you liked are truly gone forever; reviving them will never work until the pendulum fully finishes its leftward swing. Or something like that.

The only show I can think of that the old cast came back and it has some success was Still the Beaver.

The G4 execs should be swinging on their own petards for trying this crap, especially with these absolute nasty pieces of shit as their front facing gimmick