Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

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Archeopthryx said:
From what I skimmed through the first 45 minutes of the podcast. Adam admitted into being inflammatory for views up to the end.
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90% of his hate-posts are 'your mom' jokes and 'no u' style. He's just not funny or smart enough to try to chase clout through trolling. Oh well, it's amusing at least sometimes. Still a disgusting weirdo though.
 
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Clownfish TV article and video about Adam Sessler

EDIT: And he's still acting like a dickhole to gamers. Please kill yourself Adam.
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The Cunting Death said:
Archived the highlight
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Honestly, the worst part about this archive is not the fact that he shamed his entire audience and claimed that they are unimportant. The worst part is the fact that deep down Dick and Vito see Adam spiraling out of control with his own slightly unhinged opinions and is using it as an excuse to not think that this is a cry for help.

Blaming gamers for wanting something new for a G4TV “reboot” that should have never happened is just a lame excuse to justify the fact that Adam‘s rehab issues are clearly not working.
 
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Archeopthryx said:
From what I skimmed through the first 45 minutes of the podcast. Adam admitted into being inflammatory for views up to the end.
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That is just cope. I totally troll you gamers in to thinking i am a clout chasing asshole by doing the same things a clout chasing asshole does. "It's Just a Prank Bro", is not a get out of jail free card. Baiting interactions will get you noticed he is right about that. But who is going to pick him up now and give him a customer facing role? It is that bullshit line of all press is good press again. No it is not. If he goes back to his """"""""""friends""""""""" at the progressive outlets, he has to start again from the bottom, he wont be grandfathered in over the black tranny demisexual. No serious press outlet will let him on the team after his public meltdown, he is too easy to checkmate with his own stupid tweets and opinions.
 
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The Observer said:
A washed up has-been who defaulted to relying on internet points as a form of living. Unfortunately for him, you get jack fucking shit for having 10k liked tweets. Exactly how does he afford a full family and 3,000 dollar rent on top of that? Did he really make that much money off of G4, or was it because of the banking job he once had?
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I've written up a little bit about his likely finances:

He never made much of any money at the bank. He was only there a couple years and too young to make any real money.

He worked for G4 until 2012. Then he worked for Revision3 until 2014. I don't know how much money he made there. My perception is that G4 was a budget kind of operation. His coke problems and having a family in San Francisco to support kind of make it questionable how much money he could have saved.

He doesn't clearly work anywhere for the next two years. He does consulting on the side which gives him some money, but I wouldn't think big money.

In 2016, he joined a social media advertising analytics software startup called "Spiketrap". Given that he isn't a software guy and not a business guy, his role there was never clear. I think they would have paid him enough to keep him rent in San Francisco, but not paid him huge money. The company basically treaded water for four years and then raised 3 million dollars in 2020 on an undisclosed valuation. Undisclosed valuation usually means bad valuation.

Sessler left spiketrap in 2020 at the same time as the new money came in for "undisclosed reasons". Neither the company nor Sessler said why he left which usually means it was on bad terms.

Spiketrap was sold to reddit for an undisclosed amount of money in 2022. Sessler might have made some money off old stock options in the deal. But I don't think it would have been much money to him. I also don't think Spiketrap sold for much money in total.

Adam's current strategy is to project being a technology guy and to claim he made a fortune from Spiketrap. That he is independently wealthy from working in "AI Software". While he could have made money on spiketrap, my sense is that he didn't.

His income in 2021-2022 was from the revived G4 obviously. He would have made good money probably. But thats over and there is no clear sign of him doing anything next.

His wife might be paying the rent these days. I don't know much about her or what she does though. But I think Sessler's pose on twitter of being a rich guy who doesn't have to work is total bullshit.
 
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Beyond his immediately offensive demeanor, nasty verbiage and junkie stance in conversations there's a terrified middle aged man spiraling out of control with a coke-fried middle aged brain that knows its all over. Horrifying.

Like watching a drowning man trying to fight the current and his own exhaustion... it's only going to end in the briny deep no matter how much you try to insult the air around you.
 
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Kheapathic said:
Of course he loves free speech; free speech is covered by doxing, which he's all about.

Which I'm also a proud supporter of. Now I'm not 100% on this, but I have him tied to an address. It'd be easier if he owned a house and not in an apartment. It's near that water tower, but the angle isn't the same, so he could've been visiting or something else. This might be current, it might be old, sadly I'm not as good as Zed. So with that being said.

Adam Michael Sessler
1177 California St, Apt. 1112
San Francisco, CA 94108
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Lament Configuration said:
Sessler becoming a banker as a young man with a bachelor's degree in English literature makes no sense to me. I have a feeling he's backed by trust fund money and had some sort of nepotistic foot in the door at the bank.
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He was born in Berkeley, and went to college at UCLA (not an easy school to get into). I'm not saying he isn't or wasn't smart or motivated, but he probably comes from money. Because affording a decent apartment in San Francisco without a job isn't possible; unless you made smart investments while you were making money and can subsist off those, or had wealth from somewhere else. Not discounting smart or motivated once upon a time, just easier to say he had favors.
 
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I found a little bit of info on who I believe is his father: Robert M. Sessler.

His father's california government pension was $175,498 in 2015. link to pension record
His father retired as "Director of the Aging and Adult Services" for Contra Costa County (East of Oakland & Berkeley) in 2007.
This being California, in addition to government job, Sessler was simultaneously running "meals on wheels" in the county as a private charity.

Adam's mother is Judith A. Sessler. I've not found much on her yet. College degree and some role in business has come up.

Adam apparently was sent to private schools until sometime around high school.
 
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Lament Configuration said:
Sessler becoming a banker as a young man with a bachelor's degree in English literature makes no sense to me. I have a feeling he's backed by trust fund money and had some sort of nepotistic foot in the door at the bank.
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If Wikipedia can be trusted he worked as a credit analyst for ABN-Amro. TBH, idk how he got hired there without any degree in accounting etc., but otoh it's a not really well paid job (average about 60k USD/year).
The cynic in me thinks it might have been the best paid job he ever had in his whole "career".
 
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Strix454 said:
Sessler left spiketrap in 2020 at the same time as the new money came in for "undisclosed reasons". Neither the company nor Sessler said why he left which usually means it was on bad terms.

Spiketrap was sold to reddit for an undisclosed amount of money in 2022. Sessler might have made some money off old stock options in the deal. But I don't think it would have been much money to him. I also don't think Spiketrap sold for much money in total.
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It's pretty normal to leave a company with no public announcement. It's not like this guy's an actual celebrity. People leave startups all the time. My guess is that he was laid off since he probably provided no real value and they needed needed to control burn.

Taking a quick look at spiketrap's crunchbase, I have a hunch they might have sold since the business wasn't working out. It's common for a dying startup to get acquired for cheap when they are running out of runway. The low employee count and lack of news around the buyout points to this. In these cases, investors have preferred options and get their money paid back first in an liquidation event. The rest of the employees (is Adam) hold common stock, which the leftover money gets divided amongst. Most times there is no leftover money. Adam is also not a developer so he likely held very few options. Also, being a startup, Adam would have had to put up his own money to exercise his options when he left the company and basically hope for the best.

All this to say, I'd bet Adam made 0 off the sale, if he every exercised any potential options he had in the first place.
 
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Beard_Chan said:
It was never that great to begin with, it was just for a time the only game in town for decent gaming coverage and reviews, until youtube blew up. I enjoyed the content as a lad, but even then I never saw it as some amazing thing.
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There was a charm to it. We got satellite TV when I was a kid when X-Play was still Extended Play and it was mind blowing seeing someone on actual TV talk about video games. So even if it was shit it was OUR shit. Adam was maybe cringe back then but he was our guy. He's fucking retarded for not staying the rational gamer. Nothing he's said will turn someone from a Trump supporter to a Bernie bro. He holds no sway, all of us our in our late 30's who liked him back in the day and we're too old to be swayed by some guy we watched when we were kids. Sadly I think even Leo is as bad as Adam is now. Tech-TV got me into tech. I'm fortunate that I didn't troon out or become a big belching vagina like most in tech are.
 
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