Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

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Remember when Adam Sessler was transphobic back in March 2020? The LGBTQ+ community are not happy to hear him returning to G4TV.
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Festus said:
She definitely didn't age as bad as Adam but damn, the years could have been more kind.
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You're right, I'm still sad she turned down Playboy's offer to pose in her prime, especially considering from what I understand (though I could be wrong) she was down for it but her parents said no.

But when fellow Tech-TV gal Catherine Schwartz had a topless pic of hers leaked online she was embarrassed but her attitude was "hey, at least when I'm old and grey I can point to it to prove I was hot once" and that's precisely why Morgan should have done it.
 
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James Tiberius Lurk said:
Cat Schwartz jeez, haven't heard that name since middle school.

Now those were some sweet nerdy milkers.

Also, I do hope that Adam Sessler chooses that hill to die on.
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Remember when Cat Schwartz did a photo-editing segment on The Screen Savers or Call for Help (it was something to do with cropping) and uploaded a guide with the sample photo attached to the website... and her sample file still had the original, uncropped thumbnail embedded... and she was nude in the original image? Prime retard; so delicious.
 
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Dom Cruise said:
You're right, I'm still sad she turned down Playboy's offer to pose in her prime, especially considering from what I understand (though I could be wrong) she was down for it but her parents said no.

But when fellow Tech-TV gal Catherine Schwartz had a topless pic of hers leaked online she was embarrassed but her attitude was "hey, at least when I'm old and grey I can point to it to prove I was hot once" and that's precisely why Morgan should have done it.
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I may have been too quick to judge, just twitter lurked her and she's not doing too bad. I found this, love how she's just not even subtle about it, like yea you look like shit all the time

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James Tiberius Lurk said:
Cat Schwartz jeez, haven't heard that name since middle school.

Now those were some sweet nerdy milkers.

Also, I do hope that Adam Sessler chooses that hill to die on.
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I'm obsessed with Tech-TV, I still remember most of those people.

bifftango said:
Remember when Cat Schwartz did a photo-editing segment on The Screen Savers or Call for Help (it was something to do with cropping) and uploaded a guide with the sample photo attached to the website... and her sample file still had the original, uncropped thumbnail embedded... and she was nude in the original image? Prime retard; so delicious.
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That was what happened, yeah.

And her attitude was so reflective of the 2000s, she just shrugged it off and went "oh well", today there would so much hanging wringing over the toxic misogynist Gamergaters that figured out how to see the uncropped image and blah blah blah, like there was over the Fappening back in 2014.

Festus said:
I may have been too quick to judge, just twitter lurked her and she's not doing too bad. I found this, love how she's just not even subtle about it, like yea you look like shit all the time

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She's still perfectly attractive to me and I would be perfectly to see her naked.

It's not too late, Morgan! Start an OnlyFans, you'd make a killing!
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
What an exhausting fucking existence.
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Tranny language police and Adam "I will argue with anyone because you tried to correct me, fuck you" Sessler deserve each other. They can chase each other around the yard until everyone involved drops dead in a perfect scenario.

KillThemCrackasBabies said:
She married a millionaire lol.
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She bagged a rich author that looks like the general from Avatar lol
Living the "lost my job because the channel/station was dismantled" dream of all cable TV women

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I think Adam used to be an alright bloke in the 2000s and if X-Play was still going to this day he probably still would be, but I think getting fired fucked him up and made him the bitter old man he is today.

It's got to be rough for all those Tech-TV/G4 people to go from pseudo celebrities (I mean hey, they were on TV at least) to total obscurity with the exception of Olivia Munn.


KillThemCrackasBabies said:
What an exhausting fucking existence.


She married a millionaire lol.
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She could still get a lot of attention at least and that probably would count for something to her.

I genuinely see no reason why an attractive woman shouldn't pose nude at least once in their lives before they get old, when you're old and grey you're gonna wish you didn't pass up the opportunity to preserve your beauty literally forever.

Morgan's just young enough that there's still time, she literally has nothing to lose, just go for it, make us guys nostalgic for the 2000s very happy, we need all the happiness we can get in the fucked up 2020s.
 
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Dom Cruise said:
I think Adam used to be an alright bloke in the 2000s and if X-Play was still going to this day he probably still would be, but I think getting fired fucked him up and made him the bitter old man he is today.

It's got to be rough for all those Tech-TV/G4 people to go from pseudo celebrities (I mean hey, they were on TV at least) to total obscurity with the exception of Olivia Munn.
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I always felt bad for the interns. They would always just do their jobs and hopefully advance their careers, only to be constantly made fun of by the regular staff. They didn't get any TV fame either. It's all jokes, but the regular staff were always punching down at the lowly interns, who couldn't do anything back.
 
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James Tiberius Lurk said:
Every time I hop in here, it just makes me miss the days of Unscrewed with Martin Sargent, The Screen Savers, and Attack of The Show when it had Kevin Rose, Brendan Moran, and Sarah whatever her last mame was.
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Where is Kevin Rose now? please tell me he's finally bankrupt and not a billionaire
 
Yikes I remember this guy from Extended Play and fell in love with TechTV. Even stayed up late to listen to their 'naughty show' a few times that I forget the name of.

Shame to see he is just some irrelevant cokehead now.
 
I’m sure it has to be humiliating for Cuckler to return to the same type of show he was in 20 years ago. This can only fuel his spiraling sense of self loathing, knowing that most of his co-hosts have gone on to do better things. The only thing more humiliating will be when he gets let go again. Wouldn’t blame him if he necked himself afterwards.
 
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