Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 25 11.4%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 11.8%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 26 11.8%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 27 12.3%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 9 4.1%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 107 48.6%

  • Total voters
    220
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This is only half true, because more often he only repeatedly says what he wants, and how much he wants it, but never actually makes any real effort towards achieving it. The Japan arc has been pretty unique in Chibi's history because it's the one thing he's really stuck with and now looks like it might actually happen, albeit it's probably going to turn out nothing like he imagines.

Still, he's put way more effort into Japan than his 3D printing business, or his game design degree, or his other crackpot schemes.
Nah, it's true. Cheebs gets an idea in his head and starts to run with it, but the minute it gets a little difficult or he has to put more effort than he wants, he just quits and chases after another dream.
Chibi doing IRL streams(probably) is gonna be primo content. Cant wait to see him get shit on/mugged by the people he admires.
Japan is cracking down on foreigners and tourists doing IRL streams and content creation, so that will be a no go if you're hoping it happens. It's considered employment which is a no go if you're a tourist, and they don't give out work Visas for content creation and/or streaming.
 
Japan is on the downfall, a society litteraly collapsing due to its populations inability to fuck.

Why would you  ever want to move to that shithole of a country making minimum wage, have no social network and potentially face a depression in the economy. On top of not being fully accepted into society. Japan's far right parties want to shut down all immigration and make it next to impossible for foreigners to immigrate

Autism never fails to amaze me.
 
Japan is on the downfall, a society litteraly collapsing due to its populations inability to fuck.

Why would you  ever want to move to that shithole of a country making minimum wage, have no social network and potentially face a depression in the economy. On top of not being fully accepted into society. Japan's far right parties want to shut down all immigration and make it next to impossible for foreigners to immigrate

Autism never fails to amaze me.
Chibi is gonna solve that declining birth rate, all for Iwata San.
 
Japan is on the downfall, a society litteraly collapsing due to its populations inability to fuck.

Why would you  ever want to move to that shithole of a country making minimum wage, have no social network and potentially face a depression in the economy. On top of not being fully accepted into society. Japan's far right parties want to shut down all immigration and make it next to impossible for foreigners to immigrate

Autism never fails to amaze me.
Japan has the same problem as South Korea, but it's not because of their populations "inability to fuck."
 
society litteraly collapsing due to its populations inability to fuck
Cheating and infidelity are incredibly prevalent and a massive cultural issue in Japan. Pretending they don't fuck is more autistic than thinking you can go over there and solve their 'inability' to fuck.
 
Japan is on the downfall, a society litteraly collapsing due to its populations inability to fuck.

Why would you  ever want to move to that shithole of a country making minimum wage, have no social network and potentially face a depression in the economy. On top of not being fully accepted into society. Japan's far right parties want to shut down all immigration and make it next to impossible for foreigners to immigrate

Autism never fails to amaze me.
I can only imagine...Adam is going to meet that one girl in Japan. She's not a super model by any means, but she's very beautiful in the eyes of the right man. She wasn't raised on the Internet and spends her time doing things offline like hiking. Or cafes. Maybe she works in a maid cat cafe on the side to pay for schooling and somehow, despite having negative sex energy, she gives Chibi a chance because foreigner. It's different. He likes games and threw a bing bing wahoo reference that made her laugh.

She starts seeing Adam on the side and goes home to Google his name. It's at that moment she stumbles upon this thread. Her eyes shoot open in horror as she scrolls through hundreds of pages of Adam's misdeeds. She's crying. Sobbing even as she hears his lovely tribute to Mr. Iwata. She realizes the only way to atone for dishonoring her entire family lineage is to join Iwata in the grave.

Chibi finds out the day after when she doesn't come to work. He goes home....turns the lights off and all you hear in the corner of his room is more of the same.....

Bing Bing Wahoo
 
Japan is on the downfall, a society litteraly collapsing due to its populations inability to fuck.
The Japanese fuck. They're just not having enough kids because of time, the cost and the fact that Japanese men are so cucked that once their wife has a child they feel uncomfortable having sex with her because she's now a "mother" and not a woman. There's some real Freudian stuff going on there.

Why would you  ever want to move to that shithole of a country making minimum wage, have no social network and potentially face a depression in the economy. On top of not being fully accepted into society. Japan's far right parties want to shut down all immigration and make it next to impossible for foreigners to immigrate
I was making more money there than I could have made here during that time and who the fuck cares if the average Nihonjin sarariman thinks I'm a dirty white devil who's got his dirty mitts on a blossoming flower of Japanese womanhood. Just because he can't get it up doesn't mean I have the same problem.

Besides Japan was a means to an end. It was never supposed to be permanent.
 
Japanese men are so cucked that once their wife has a child they feel uncomfortable having sex with her because she's now a "mother" and not a woman. There's some real Freudian stuff going on there.
That's... unexpected. TIL Japs aren't much into mommy fetish.
Cheebs looking like he's about to invade Poland.
If someone has the Chibi thumbs-up template then please gimme, I want Nazi Chibi giving thumbs up with the map of Poland in the background.
 
The Japanese fuck. They're just not having enough kids because of time, the cost and the fact that Japanese men are so cucked that once their wife has a child they feel uncomfortable having sex with her because she's now a "mother" and not a woman. There's some real Freudian stuff going on there.
The other half is that women are expected to give up their jobs and take care of the kids, which is something that less and less women in Japan want to do.
 
The other half is that women are expected to give up their jobs and take care of the kids, which is something that less and less women in Japan want to do.
It's weird that people are discussing this like it's some far-off cultural issue on the other side of the world when the entire west has become the same way, demographic issues and all. The only difference in Japan is that they made a half-assed effort to get people to "marry and reproduce" before they started considering replacement.
 
The other half is that women are expected to give up their jobs and take care of the kids, which is something that less and less women in Japan want to do.
A woman isn't expected to have a career in Japan. Once she passes 30 and hasn't had a baby yet she's "gently reminded" by her boss that she's running out of time.

It's pretty fucked up over there for a lot of things.
 
Bad news in chibiland.

His job selling insurance isn't paying well. He is having to do doordash orders on the side to make ends meet.

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Bad news in chibiland.

His job selling insurance isn't paying well. He is having to do doordash orders on the side to make ends meet.

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What a shock, I can't believe Cheebs didn't see this happening by quitting his cushy $80k a year job for a something that pays less given his addiction to spending money on useless shit.
 
How do you have absolutely no savings when your mommy was covering your grocery bills and mortgage while making $80k/yr? I know the answer is his constant trips to Japan and being a gigantic consoomer, but it still floors me how stupid and irresponsible he is.
 
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How do you have absolutely no savings when your mommy was covering your grocery bills and mortgage while making $80k/yr? I know the answer is his constant trips to Japan and being a gigantic consoomer, but it still floors me how stupid and irresponsible he is.
Being one of the most infamous speedrunners of all time don't pay like it used to. Oh wait...
 
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