ADF attempts makeup

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I didn't know the Joker had a brother with down syndrome.
 
I cannot get over the brownface. My mind is all "holy shit, did Hooves actually go there?" and then I look at the photo and laugh and laugh.
Yes! It's splotchy and looks like it might just be caked on concealer? Or maybe a tinted sunscreen/lotion? I would think that if he used a spray-on tan he'd look orange with weird brown goo in his face lines from the product settling in.

More pics and research is definitely needed here. :P
 
Shit like this makes me wonder if even Phil would be stupid enough to go into a largely Hispanic area/neighborhood looking like that?. Because if he did then I don't think it could be humanly possible to imagine the amount of ridicule he would get.
 
Yes! It's splotchy and looks like it might just be caked on concealer? Or maybe a tinted sunscreen/lotion? I would think that if he used a spray-on tan he'd look orange with weird brown goo in his face lines from the product settling in.

I think it's a low-priced drugstore foundation for a dark skin tone (like Milani or Essence) applied over filth and stubble.
 
In the thread about Phil's clothes I made a reference to him trying to be a retarded version of wrestling tag team the Road Warriors (or the LOD if you are so inclined). This further cements my claim. Road Warrior Trans.

Phil needs to eat a doomsday device from Animal and Power Warrior.
 
I have a nasty suspicion that he got his SSN inked but fucked up the spacing.

God, Phil.
 
I remain uncertain if this is as bad or worse than the Jared Leto Joker.
 
Shit like this makes me wonder if even Phil would be stupid enough to go into a largely Hispanic area/neighborhood looking like that?. Because if he did then I don't think it could be humanly possible to imagine the amount of ridicule he would get.

Well, looking at the test run of him around his own race (WHITE PEOPLE) we can see the rapid, downhill rollercoaster this is going to be.

I really, really, really, want Jingles to take up the chola look.
 
Yes! It's splotchy and looks like it might just be caked on concealer? Or maybe a tinted sunscreen/lotion? I would think that if he used a spray-on tan he'd look orange with weird brown goo in his face lines from the product settling in.

More pics and research is definitely needed here. :P

I used to over apply bronzer when I was first learning makeup as a preteen, my theory is that he bought a dark bronzer or some other powder and used 3cm thick of it on his face.
 
Makeup: One more thing Christine does better than Ahuviya.
 
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