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He forgot the pencil line eyebrows
ADF attempts makeup
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- Jun 24, 2014
I cannot get over the brownface. My mind is all "holy shit, did Hooves actually go there?" and then I look at the photo and laugh and laugh.
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- Aug 14, 2014
That makeup, much like Chris's medal, is to help others identify Phil for the high functioning autistic individual that he is.
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- May 16, 2015
I didn't know the Joker had a brother with down syndrome.
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Yes! It's splotchy and looks like it might just be caked on concealer? Or maybe a tinted sunscreen/lotion? I would think that if he used a spray-on tan he'd look orange with weird brown goo in his face lines from the product settling in.
More pics and research is definitely needed here.
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- Jun 25, 2013
He might even get laid at the Gathering. Know what? Fuck it. Have all the SlutHaters convert to the Juggalo way.
The Dark Carnival is the only road to salvation!
Salted Caramel Tears
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Shit like this makes me wonder if even Phil would be stupid enough to go into a largely Hispanic area/neighborhood looking like that?. Because if he did then I don't think it could be humanly possible to imagine the amount of ridicule he would get.
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I think it's a low-priced drugstore foundation for a dark skin tone (like Milani or Essence) applied over filth and stubble.
Gensdupays
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I really never followed ADF before and will try to crash course myself. The pic was enough that I guess I've got a new cow to follow.
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- Feb 23, 2015
Why can't he just watch a makeup tutorial on the YouTube?
ADF you're literally killing me with these questions.
ADF you're literally killing me with these questions.
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- Aug 24, 2014
That would be cisplaining!
A proud latix tranny do not need dang dirty cis women to tell zim what to do with zir body.
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He's beginning to look more and more like the killer from that movie 8MM
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- Dec 29, 2014
In the thread about Phil's clothes I made a reference to him trying to be a retarded version of wrestling tag team the Road Warriors (or the LOD if you are so inclined). This further cements my claim. Road Warrior Trans.
Phil needs to eat a doomsday device from Animal and Power Warrior.
Phil needs to eat a doomsday device from Animal and Power Warrior.
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- Mar 17, 2013
I have a nasty suspicion that he got his SSN inked but fucked up the spacing.
God, Phil.
God, Phil.
TheMonkeyMan
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Someone should photoshop a "DAMAGED" tattoo onto his forehead.
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- May 4, 2015
Well, looking at the test run of him around his own race (WHITE PEOPLE) we can see the rapid, downhill rollercoaster this is going to be.
I really, really, really, want Jingles to take up the chola look.
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Yes! It's splotchy and looks like it might just be caked on concealer? Or maybe a tinted sunscreen/lotion? I would think that if he used a spray-on tan he'd look orange with weird brown goo in his face lines from the product settling in.
More pics and research is definitely needed here.
I used to over apply bronzer when I was first learning makeup as a preteen, my theory is that he bought a dark bronzer or some other powder and used 3cm thick of it on his face.
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Makeup: One more thing Christine does better than Ahuviya.